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Quote of the Now “ Happy Independence Day. ⚡️💙⚡️🇺🇸 ” Chris on Bluesky

Article of the Week Announcement 04/16/2016 is a video Chris streamed on 16 April 2016 in which he "launches" Sonichu Entertainment of America – a business concept fed to him by the Lady Managers. In it, Chris reads off a script announcing the venture, unaware of the many jokes peppered in by the Lady Managers to mock him. Chris concludes the video on a unrelated note, asking fans to make a meme about the effects of autism. (More...) "Was Here" Counter It has been... 1,459 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 680 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris reminded voters that it was the last day to vote for the "Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown" contest, and offered several extremely biased blog posts. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2009, that Liquid Chris released "Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!" (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan? ... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call? ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris? ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute? ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe? ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation? ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense? ... that Chris BILLY MAYS Allison Amber Brendan Fraser Mary Lee Walsh is the Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu? ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment? ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Swamp Monster! From the Tito saga: Appeared in "Chris Drops the N-Bomb".

Da Update It is currently July 2025. It has been... 7 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 74 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 25 July - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - C-C 82 (Autobot) Chris-Chan Origin Form. 23 July - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at Rauma International Market in Finland. 11 July - Chris publishes Transformers Legacy United Merged Reviews -Wave 3 Trailer. 4 July - Chris wishes his fans a Happy Independence Day. 29 June - Chris publishes Discovering Transformers Legacy United Merged Wave 3. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 24 July - PokeStop rejection from August 2020 11 July - Linnanmäki, Helsinki, Finland sighting from April 2024. 5 July - A listing on eBay reveals Chris's first jail letter in response to a fan, from August 2021. 15 June - Photo analysis reveals that Chris attended the Festival of Light in May 2025 and traveled to Linnanmäki in Helsinki, Finland. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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