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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,957 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ Doctor David Alan Chandler, opthalmologist of Virginia, passed on from the 1218 half into the body of his C-197 self-counterpart over a week ago. It was shocking to hear, and more shocking finding the confirmation. I do not know much about him, other than his profession, the names of his wife and child and what little Mister C., our dad, had told me. Also, he had checked my eye sight on Groundhog Day in 1996 and told me I was near-sighted and needed glasses. He distanced himself from our dad decades ago, and I hardly saw him, much less our sister, Carol, of whom I know even less. So, what am I expected to say about him when I don't know much about him? I feel in this event, but his wife, child and sister feel it worse, since they were closer to him than I was. I'm sorry I couldn't say much else about Alan, of my two half-brothers who prescribed me my first pair of glasses. That's all. Thank you, Alan. See you again after the Merge completes. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Bluesky.

Article of the Week Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 227 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,846 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,838 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,271 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris issued a statement regarding the claim that trolls had obtained his Sonichu medallion. He claimed to have already received it from Blanca, and that he had modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies. However, this "upgraded" medallion, which he wore in the video, was unmistakably a completely new model. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for PandaHalo? ... that this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL? ... that Chris got married... to five of his imaginary friends and an enabler-made OC? ... that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart? ... that a Forgiveness Blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack? ... that Uri Geller, a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training? ... that Chris is capable of taking care of himself? ... that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples? ... that Bob wanted Chris to shut that goddamn thing off? ... and that Chris was working on it!? ... that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! October 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. Many videos are in need of transcription work. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently October 2026. It has been... 41 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 194 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 7 October - Chris publishes Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated). 6 October - Chris changes his usernames on his social media accounts to remove references of his being Jesus Christ, stating that it is for branding purposes and that he still identifies as Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. 17 September - Chris uploads JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song (No AI Music) and its subtitled version. 14 September - Chris uploads TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever). 13 September - Chris's writes about his half-brother David Alan Chandler on Bluesky. 7 September - Chris publishes JCWCSP Cameo Q&A, an edited compilation of Cameo clips. Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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