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Article of the Week

Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court.

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Incarceration Counter

It has been...

1,638

days since Chris was last placed in custody.

859

days since the last known communication from Chris.

We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

Jesus Counter

It has been

1,270

days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ.

Jailhouse Begging Counter

Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters.
It has been…

1,277

days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary.

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Cogsdev, widow and heir to an airship baron's fortune, founded the current MediaWiki incarnation of CWCki which you are currently reading.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)?
- ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"?
... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched?
... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!?
- ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson?
... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies?
... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation?
... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990?
... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?
... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag?
- ... and that people actually buy it?

Quote of the Now

“	Now, once upon a time back in 2007, I tried doing same with that Encyclopedia Dramatica page. I ended up over-sharing at the time, which I seriously should have never done for a multitude of reasons, in no particular order. For starters, that over-sharing only added fuel onto the LOLCow and hate-filled humor type of fire. I definitely would have wanted a better accurate page, as if a simple single page on @wikipedia.org would not have sufficed. But it ended up becoming an entire website. I blame myself. If it had been an earlier time in 2008, when the details and page count was smaller, I would have probably dedicated at least a month to fix all of that. YET, another reason why I am reluctant: my edits got the CTRL-Z treatment. Not supportive. Why? LOL-COMEDY!!! 🤬🤯🥵 My stressed feelings. And nowadays, if I were to be editor of that website, I'd not only want to rebrand it as the Cwclight and do the sonichu dot com address a better service, but I would obsessively want to cover the ENTIRE website, personally. Read every single word, edit after edit, delete "leaked" emails and stuff; going through it with the finest tooth comb and brush ever. Essentially overhauling it. And by myself, that could take me YEARS to do, when I have my own life to live and all the creativity and godly connections to work with that flow through me. If I could go faster than time with my physical body,... Anyway, if I were to become editor, I'd have to hire a team to do that work for me, searching for all mentions of the most embarrassing and perverted s***, such as pretty much everything with the theoretical exes, Megan Schroeder, bad memes, and so on, and I'd give them my (dis)approvals and have them removed.	”
Chris on Bluesky

Da Update

It is currently January 2026. It has been...

7

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

20

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

24 January - Chris uploads New High score #tetris to TikTok.
22 January
- Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 1.
- Chris also publishes Liquidchu's Confession to TikTok.
19 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement.
18 January - Chris is spotted at a Goodwill.
17 January - Chris publishes Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and its subtitled version.
16 January - Chris publishes Sparky Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.
15 January
- Chris publishes Stallion Outtake Movie and its subtitled version.
- Chris publishes Comm adore https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW to TikTok.
14 January
- Chris publishes Tork Outtake Movie Updated Plus Son Chu V Mikoto and its subtitled version.
- Chris publishes Son Chu Vs Mikoto and its subtitled version.
- Chris gives a Spencer's employee a promotional card for his TLUM Compilation Movie.
13 January - Chris publishes Focus Outtake Movie and its subtitled version.
12 January - Chris publishes Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011.
20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011.
12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009.
4 November - Photos of the ED sign visit from October 2008.
3 November - The rest of the comic pages for The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0 from 2008 to 2009.

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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-Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still
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