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Article of the Week

Chris, begging for money, while standing in front of more than a thousand dollars' worth of Lego sets and toys.

The Financhu Crisis is a term coined by users from Kiwi Farms to describe the steep decline in the Chandler family's financial management beginning in early 2016. Signs of the Chandlers' worsening finances were made apparent by the increasing amounts of begging videos and donation requests on YouTube and Facebook.

In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon account more seriously and recommenced drawing Sonichu comic pages. He has gotten several hundred dollars per month for his efforts, and payments continued until 2 August 2021, when his Patreon account was shut down. As a result, begging had temporarily subsided.

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Incarceration Counter

It has been...

1,647

days since Chris was last placed in custody.

868

days since the last known communication from Chris.

We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

HIPAA Counter

Chris was in an unknown location for

65

days.
He was likely there since his third hearing in February 2022, which would be a total stay of 90 days. He is now returned to the Jail of Fail.

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris registers at the Adult Swim message boards.

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In 2018, Chris gets annoyed at Bryanfrogboy for suggesting that cartoons aren't real.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art?
... that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"?
... that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 1.3% Italian?
... that Chris cannot do a single pull-up or push-up?
... that Chris once knew a man from Nantucket?
... that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
... that Chris is the Level-Up King?
... that Virginia is for Virgins?
... that Bob believed Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling?
- ... and that Chris believed it too?
... that Chris no longer lives at 14 Branchland Court and instead lives in the house owned by Caden Peck?

Quote of the Now

“	Hey, #GenoSamuel, if you're reading this, you should just record and episode of yourself analyzing the Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie, sine that is completed, as opposed to the video set of me reading Chaos Crystal Control. ⚡️💙⚡️	”
Chris begs Geno to review his Transformers videos

Da Update

It is currently February 2026. It has been...

5

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

29

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

2 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1.
31 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.
30 January - Chris publishes Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video.
29 January - Chris is spotted at a Target.
28 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 2.
26 January - Chris publishes Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing.
24 January - Chris uploads New High score #tetris to TikTok.
22 January
- Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 1.
- Chris also publishes Liquidchu's Confession to TikTok.
19 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement.
18 January - Chris is spotted at a Goodwill.
17 January - Chris publishes Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and its subtitled version.
16 January - Chris publishes Sparky Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.
15 January
- Chris publishes Stallion Outtake Movie and its subtitled version.
- Chris publishes Comm adore https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW to TikTok.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011.
20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011.
12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009.

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