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Quote of the Now “ I have a son, It’s his birthday today. ” Barbara Chandler (allegedly)

Article of the Week Charlottesville Fashion Square was a shopping mall and one of the original venues for Chris's Love Quest exploits. Like all of his "Attraction Locations", it didn't do much for him, as his behavior led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a ban from the mall. Owing to the mall's popularity with Chris as a social and Attraction Location, it has since became a place of hallowed ground among trolls, weens and Christorians alike. It closed in 2025. (More...) Post-Jail Counter It has been... 1,313 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 534 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris e-mailed the Wallflower, mostly to talk about his malfunctioning VCR. Although Chris claimed to have learned "a bunch of my techno know-how" from his father, he reported in a second e-mail that day that he couldn't fix it. Chris then stated his intention to donate it to Goodwill, where their "tech people" would supposedly repair it for resale. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him? ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later? ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN? ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The New Age Funk! From the Third Exile saga: Appeared in Earthbound Trading Company Sighting.

Da Update It is currently March 2025. It has been... 20 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 24 February - Chris's 43rd birthday. 14 February - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at a pet store in Lynchburg. 10 February - Praetor owner Caden Peck is charged for speeding. 6 February - Chris reveals Sonichu and Rosechu talking plushes for sale on OfficialCWCmart. 1 February - Chris posts "The Autobots of Cwcville," a long essay, on his blog. Recently Uncovered Info 16 February - Downtown Mall and Fashion Square from September 2020 4 February - Quartz, Transformers, Trump from January 2021 16 January - Chris's Cherokee ancestor CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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