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Revision as of 04:58, 2 April 2024

Welcome to the CWCki!
The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker.
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Quote of the Now

You can never ever forget me.
Chris responding to Courtney calling him a bad apple.

Article of the Week

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ProjectSNT, aka Courtney or SNT, is an artist known for revisiting her old Sonic OC, S.N.T, redesigning other Sonic OCs and characters, and voice acting. She monetizes such projects on her Patreon account. In 2018 and again in 2019, ProjectSNT exploited Chris's infamy by promoting projects on her Patreon to redesign his characters. Among her artwork is a redesign of Wild Sonichu known as "Wild Sonirisu", a combination of a Sonic character and the Pokemon Pachirisu (an electric squirrel Pokemon with a large bushy tail), included as part of a larger artwork depicting the Chaotic Combo as having more diverse origins than simply being recolours of the original Sonichu and Rosechu.

Chris, triggered over the design, tried to guilt-trip Courtney into scrapping it. He changed his reason for disliking the design multiple times, first saying he was bothered over the tail, then that the designs reminded him of characters from Sonic Boom, then that his disturbance was due to the dimension CS-89 calling him for help, and finally that the design reminded him of a race of fantasy characters.

Courtney intends to ignore Chris's tantrum. Despite this, Chris has continued to stalk her where he has been seen attempting to contact her through liking many of her posts and responding to many others. Courtney has blocked Chris on Bluesky and Twitter.

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This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2009, Vanessa AIM Chat 2 with Martinez takes place, Chris ends up masturbating to Vanessa.

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Did You Know...

Improvement Projects of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating.

The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work:

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

The Clopper!

From the Business saga:

Appeared in CLog 06232017.

Da Update

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It is currently April 2026. It has been...
24
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
16
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

26
day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info
  • 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now