Aly Hirschberg

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Hirschberg's fundraiser for Chris: the former thinks the money will bring him to London and Tokyo, while the latter has other designs for it.
Aly Hirschberg
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Name Aly Hirschberg
Also known as Alan Christopher Ganly
Alan Christopher
Hulkerine
Azrael
vRS Davison[1]
Tailschu
Date of Birth 27 July 1987 (age 37)
Gender Female
Nationality Scottish[2]
Ethnicity Jewish[1]
Religion Chris worship

Aly Michelle Hirschberg[3] (mostly known by her transgender byname Alan Christopher) is a mentally disturbed[1] Scottish Jew living in England who has made it her life's mission as a white knight and professed believer in the Dimensional Merge to spread Chris's wonder throughout the known world. Like other exceptional individuals interested in Chris, she would purchase many of his wares offered on Etsy and eBay before these commercial affairs were shut down, yet the two only met sometime August 2019.[1] As would other weens watching on the sidelines in September 2019, she encouraged Jacob Sockness's ill-fated journey to Chris's home. Aly goes above and beyond normal weenery, however, in that she wants to make Chris's life an international affair. She has encouraged both Chris and Sockness to visit her home country, and has set up fundraisers in vain for this purpose since first making his acquaintance,[4] regardless of the fact that Chris has never left the United States and has virtually no authentic experience with foreigners, and presumably has not got the passport he would need to make such a trip at any rate.

Like Chris and possibly Sockness, Hirschberg seems to be convinced in earnest that the Dimensional Merge and CWCville are real, and that Sockness's sorcery is really effective. Aly has more than one original character, as yet unidentified, whom she thinks in truth live in Chris's fantasyland.[5] Beside her apparently genuine belief in the Merge, Hirschberg is also infatuated with Sockness even more than Chris himself is. On several occasions,[6] she has publicly described her attraction to Sockness and called Chris 'lucky' to have somebody as obsessive as 'the most beautiful man [she has] ever seen'. Moreover, Hirschberg believes that Sockness has visited her in her dreams.

Though Chris has expressed interest in visiting Britain and Japan before,[7] this would not be what led Chris to notice her or advertise her £5,000 fundraiser. Instead, the two made direct contact for the first time when Chris re-tweeted the campaign on 6 October 2019, claiming the money was supposed to take care of his expenses for BABSCon. Curiously, Hischberg had created a separate fundraiser of £4,000 specifically for BABSCon, while the £5,000 campaign Chris provided on Twitter was the pre-existing one for this proposed world tour. Whether this was oversight or a deliberate grab for a thousand quid cannot be determined. Humorously enough, on 14 October, Chris tried again to share the link for the BABSCon fundraiser on Twitter, but botched it, only posting a partial, broken link.[8] Even so, Chris has had little direct conversation with Hirschberg, being focused instead on his trading cards, other trolls and their mutual idol.

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