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Welcome to the CWCki!

The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and mother fucker.

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Quote of the Now

“

Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

”

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Article of the Week

Lynchburg (pop. 79,009 in 2020) is an independent city in the Commonwealth of Virginia. It lies at the center of the Lynchburg metropolitan area, which includes Lynchburg and four neighboring counties. Chris has frequently been spotted in the Lynchburg area beginning on 20 July 2023, seventeen days after the last time he was seen in Chesterfield County.

Big Island (pop. 300) is a census-designed place 18 miles (29 km) northwest of Lynchburg, in nearby Bedford County. In June 2023, Caden Peck purchased a house in Big Island. In August 2023, a business partner of Caden registered an LLC there called Realty Plus LLC. Chris's car has been spotted at the house, and Chris was since shown to be living there.

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Sighting Counter

It has been...

1,005

days since Chris was last placed in custody.

226

days since the last known communication from Chris.

We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

This Day in Christory

English is so boring, it makes me crash.. Into slumber.

Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris ends up falling asleep in English class. This is probably the cause of him failing English.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing BILLY MAYS because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?
... that the Dimensional Merge will bring fictional characters and imaginary friends into reality?
- ... and that the new dimension will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
... that Chris is as wild as a serial raper?
- ... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
- ... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
... that the trolls may have hired a skywriter?
... that Chris believes that CWCville is real?
... that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?"
... that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing?

Da Update

It is currently May 2024. It has been...

38

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

26 April - Chris uploads Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4.
22 April - Chris uploads Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple.
15 April - Chris reveals a new page of Sonichu 0 HD on Twitter.
14 April - After over three weeks, Chris returns to Twitter to complain over leaked chats.
13 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Pray High Valyrian.
5 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Silakka Apajalla.
31 March - OfficialCWCmart starts selling official Sonichu "amiibos".

Recently Uncovered Info

27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024
19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019
11 April - Cults3D from January 2024
31 March - Chris's conversation with BABSCon staff from 8 March 2024
11 March - The Knights of CWC chats from July 2021
4 March - Tinyhorse1942 Twitter profile from March 2021
8 February - Genderbent Dimension from October 2020

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