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Welcome to the CWCki!
The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker.
We currently have 2,536 articles... and counting!
"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."
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Quote of the Now

Hi, Helena and Pickchu. Sorry for not responding , but I have been keeping a low profile as possible. Anyways, I am not mad at either of you at all. And my online return is coming. And I allow you to share this as I known you are likely to do, I also enclose the following photo. Thank Cr1TiKaL for the really Divinely inspired GFuel. Be safe and well, you and everyone, with Blessings.


A DM Chris sent to Helena Fiorenza on 3 September 2023

Article of the Week


The Lars Call was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 4 November 2010 where Chris talked with Jackie's black ex-boyfriend Lars (actually Alec Benson Leary), discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats, all in a surprisingly civil manner (especially given the previous videos Chris made about Lars). Chris got comfortable with Ebonics, and hilarity ensued. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have sex with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is.


"Was Here" Counter

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This Day in Christory

"don’t you ever do that again, you bastards!"

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris released a video update, announcing his love for PandaHalo and pleading for his fans not to attack Adam Stackhouse.


Today was also the day, in 2011, that Sonichu was published in thousands of newspapers due to Sylock Fox, claiming that Chris is nine.


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Improvement Projects of the Now


The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

From the Liquid saga:

Da Update

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It is currently September 2023. It has been...
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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now