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<div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to the [[CWCki]]!</div>
<div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to the [[CWCki]]!</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]],<br>author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', controversial [[YouTube]] personality,<br>[[transgender]] goddess, and (alleged) [[Affair with Mother|motherfucker]].</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]],<br>author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', controversial [[YouTube]] personality,<br>[[transgender]] [[Messiah complex|goddess]], and (alleged) [[Affair with Mother|motherfucker]].</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">'''''[[Passive observers|OBSERVE]] CHRISTORY. DON'T [[Unholy Tetrad|MAKE]] CHRISTORY.'''''</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">'''''[[Passive observers|OBSERVE]] CHRISTORY. DON'T [[Unholy Tetrad|MAKE]] CHRISTORY.'''''</div>
<div id="articlecount" style="width:100%; text-align:center; font-size:85%;">We currently have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles... and counting!</div>  
<div id="articlecount" style="width:100%; text-align:center; font-size:85%;">We currently have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles... and counting!</div>  

Revision as of 05:42, 26 May 2023

Welcome to the CWCki!
The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and (alleged) motherfucker.
OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY.
We currently have 2,678 articles... and counting!
"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."
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Quote of the Now

"Whenever you are about to find fault with someone, ask yourself the following question: What fault of mine most nearly resembles the one I am about to criticize?"

-Marcus Aurelius

Similarly, "Do not hate on others with things that you are, yourself."
-JCWCSP [Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime] ⚡️💙⚡️

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Pmurt is a CWC-ism for billionaire businessman and 45th and 47th President of the United States Donald Trump (born 14 June 1946). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards; however, in Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!, he pronounced the P.

Known for being a wealthy real-estate developer and socialite in New York City as well as host of the reality television game show The Apprentice, Trump became the Republican Party's nominee for the presidency three times, in 2016, 2020, and 2024. He managed to pull off an upset Electoral College victory against Hillary Clinton in 2016 but lost in 2020 to Joe Biden amidst the Covid-19 pandemic. The 2024 election initially shaped up to be a rematch between Trump and Biden, but Biden's exit from the campaign due to his advanced age led to Trump's Democratic opponent being Vice President Kamala Harris instead. Trump won the election by a larger margin than he had in 2016, winning the popular vote for the first time as well as the Electoral College.

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Clinton. Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him and Vice President-elect Mike Pence, which is actually against the law.

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Sighting Counter

It has been...
1,276
days since Chris was last placed in custody.
497
days since the last known communication from Chris.

We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

This Day in Christory

THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES

Today in Christory, in 2010, Alec Benson Leary calls Chris to discuss the state of the CWCipedia, and debate whether cartoon characters live in a parallel reality.

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Today was also the day, in 2009, that Chris (then aged 26) reassured a 17-year-old girl that "I'd wait untill you were at least 18 before taking it further ... I promise I would not lay a finger on you."

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently January 2025. It has been...
42
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

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