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Revision as of 16:27, 29 April 2024

Welcome to the CWCki!
The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker.
OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY.
We currently have 2,684 articles... and counting!
"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."
Not really, though.
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Quote of the Now

I have been drawing. I'm just waiting until it's complete before puting anything of it online.
Chris on Bluesky

Article of the Week

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Jessica Quinn was a white knight, turned troll, who played a role of being Chris's sweetheart from 7 September 2017 until 5 October. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 September 2017 after Chris used a sockpuppet account to follow women who had blocked him on Twitter. Subsequently, she broke up with Chris a second time on 5 October 2017, after claiming that Chris having collaborated with Kiwi Farms to make a Q&A video had caused her Facebook account to be hacked by trolls. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since 2015 until the second breakup. Afterwards, she tried to get back on his good side, in an apparent attempt to troll him again, but was thwarted by the Idea Guys, who were in the midst of wreaking their own havoc on Chris's psyche at the time, and drove a wedge between her and Chris.

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This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads a grand total of 4 videos; a video that announces the impending completion of Episode 19; a video with him greeting Ivy and her hermit-crab crass; a video in wich he kisses his sex doll with a drawing of Ivy taped over her face; and an Easter video, showing him doing the Bunny Hop.

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Also, in 2010, Chris pays a visit to the Game Place to beg Michael Snyder to unban him in person. When his pleas are denied, he calls Snyder a Jew.

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Did You Know...

Improvement Projects of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

From the Unknown saga:

Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update

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It is currently April 2025. It has been...
8
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

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