in early 2021 christian posted this onto
twitter and it was an etsy link of their
first and only line of golden sonichu
medallions
if you purchased it you'd be given
access to an associated golden church of
sonichu discord
server the package came with two things
inside the medallion itself and a
certificate of authenticity the
certificate would have a randomly
generated number with four digits upon
sending the four numbers to chris's
business partner creator via etsy direct
message you would be able to send a
friend request to praetor's discord
account which would then lead you to an
invite to the server a friend and i did
this and this is what i have to show for
it
my name is herperwell and this is the
golden church of sonichu
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the server began on february 16th of
2021 with the first message from chris
being on the 17th reading hey i'm
feeling uncertain disgruntled and mildly
confused all i consciously know at the
moment is that everything of the
dimension merge is continuing on better
now and surely enough i will be in
quickville with this body and during
this present time i am to chill and give
this body a bunch of self-love yet as
i've mentioned to y'all earlier on
instagram this body and brain are still
harping on its failure of a mutual
respected slash love cuddle or lay in
this universe my bad for not starting
this thread with more positive news
thanks for listening a user responds
with so is christine's spirit in her
body in this world chris responds with
no chris is still in my body in universe
c197
on february 23rd creator pinged everyone
saying
hey y'all the purpose of this discord
this church is to bring about
collaboration in order to further the
omnipotent grasp of christian sonichu
and our allies that being said these are
the only current projects being worked
on christine has fully greenlit blanks
video game please message chris directly
as soon as possible as christine would
like to provide some direction with the
game's storyline the parade or
flamethrower will be stress tested this
upcoming week at a local firing range
sponsoring us please stand by for future
details
christine has approved the future sale
of potions blessed by her these are to
be sold for less than 17 a piece but a
fixed price has not yet been decided we
need help finding cheaply shipped
glassware in bulk as cheap as possible
is best as we are going to be selling
three to four kinds of potions stocked
at least 12 each bottles must be at very
least four ounces at most 16 ounces
pristine's golden medallions have
already sold out expect more members
soon test footage for deleted user has
been filmed in order to see if she can
cgi a sonichu next to chris allowing us
to feature a sonichu in the upcoming
christian movie
please complete this as soon as possible
and we will kiss you on the mouth
if any ideas products or other
marketable content comes to mind please
drop it in the main discord chat thanks
again deleted user responds with
me and my friend can work on cgi but
frame by frame may look more similar and
be easier to fix and shape to sonichu's
preference a user replies with rad just
messenger
on february 24th chris messaged the
server saying
hey y'all just kind of emoting out some
did today's meditate in the casibo with
the gate crystal and all it's christine
wesson chandler sonichu's birthday she's
still in my body in quickbill and i
sonichu prime am still in her body in
this universe i am feeling like why the
hell am i not in quickville with this
body today of all days hey at praetor it
looks like all of the golden medallions
have been sold awesome job dude a user
responds with have you ever considered
attempting to switch back even if it's
just for one day chris responds with
such a premature return body swap would
be not only very bad to this timeline
but it is not in either of our control
to make the return swap the next day
pristine responds with and yet the faded
return swap happened last night another
user responds with wonderful welcome
home christine
will you show the world your adventures
in quickville through new comics or is
there too much to break down first
responds with
too much going on right now i returned
from c197 after 10 months and 24 days
and my little pony g5 is still not
canceled as having to re-sync with my
own brain and body was not bad enough
this apocalyptic thing is still going on
it's a major pain in the cosmos as well
five days later chris sends a message
out to the server saying i've been
meditating further in myself lately it
was very long overdue on my part i'm
getting my body more back into movements
and reconnecting with nature as well
i'm also going to be making my own long
overdue lists of my own faults as well
as counter affirmations and then burning
the fault list to release that known and
self-judgments and self-criticisms of
the past into the void of nothingness
i'm also pleased to announce that i have
personally found confirmation in other
psychic magic and creative slash artist
types and those the higher level of
sensitive feeling and sensing and
experiencing the dimension merge and its
apex processes at the present one such
high-level psychic refers to it as a
collective shift and they have confirmed
from consulting with their spirits and
other dimensional individuals of many
many years of personally participating
and working hard interdimensionally and
intergalactically i feel most humbled
and pleased with my work being most
recognized and fully appreciated the
events are continuing on as foreseen and
considerably scheduled for this timeline
for the present parts on my end i am
focusing more on myself my loves and
going with the flow tis a very positive
and good development indeed and then
chris pings everyone in the server
saying please feel free to spread this
good news as you will with your friends
also offer the kindest respects to all
psychic and magic types feel encouraged
to consult with a psychic to have your
remaining questions answered in regards
to the dimension merge slash collective
shift and of course support all creative
and artist types even though not all of
them are presently linked with the
universe c197 in their works for now i
bless everyone in this server now and
incoming be safe and well have a great
day
two days later on march 12th
raider pings everyone saying hey there
everyone we are now opening the discord
to anyone who has purchased a golden
medallion while all members allowed are
screened beforehand if any leaked
stupid-ass messages occur please let us
know so that we can not resolve this
situation and permanently ban the
offender without explanation if you are
not aware of the golden medallion deal
please visit our etsy store here and
they provide the link thanks again
on the same day chris pings everyone
saying hey everyone i just finished my
affirmations list after going through
the self-criticisms list i will likely
add more to the affirmations list as i
have foreseen the positives outweigh the
blockages the blockages took up two
pages the affirmations three
and i will not be reading all of these
but they will be on screen right now
on march 22nd chris pings everyone
saying good morning everyone i have had
a revelation of a find after further
deep body soul searching i post these
pre-type screen gaps that lay it out
chris proceeds to show discord
screenshots that i will also not be
reading but i will be showing on screen
that detail i dreamed chris had about a
potential murder
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and after sending these screenshots
chris says obviously i'd like to prevent
a very crucial murder from happening so
outsource and check everyone online and
offline for those amongst the possible
youngish adult types feeling lost may be
partially woke on the verge of greater
enlightenment
please and thank you
on the 25th of march prayer messages the
server saying you won't believe who the
hell ordered a medallion earlier
sockness the address said san fran
that's where he is right that's the
address he put in it could just be a san
fran based troll
chris responds with unfortunately that
is jacob's address
i should know he bought the oldest pair
of painted adidas shoes i've about worn
out from ebay logged his address into
the contacts for reference
on march 31st a transhumanist asked a
question to christine as a transhumanist
i'm keenly interested in your opinion on
the effects of a dimensional merge and
the releasing of a physical form as a
goddess would you say you would retain a
corporeal form or would you be a higher
being with need for such things chris
responds with my body is light able to
adapt to any other universe's situations
on any planet or within outer space i
also have the power and energy of the
chaos emeralds within me for that same
reason within sonic sonichu and the rest
this is also why they and i can breathe
in space anyway chris pings everyone
saying hey everyone i am pleased to
announce to all of you that for each of
you your respective divine
enlightenments and manifested paths to
your greater purposes in the dimension
merge collective shift are at hand
be greater aware of your local
surroundings as well as an increase in
your respective bodies abilities and
powers go forth and do your best as you
each will
the transhumanist responds with thanks
for the insight personally i like the
idea of light being pure data basically
have an effect on the physical and the
digital
i really want to ask more but i don't
want to flood chat xd thanks for your
encouraging words christine
roughly two and a half months later
chris pings everyone with a message
saying to everyone a general
announcement with care
to all of you on my flock i highly
encourage each of you to begin and
continue your own individual self work
and enlightenment for amongst you all
the dimension merge slash collective
shift draws closer upon the main event
with the removal of the veil between our
universe haves each of you has your own
inner potential and strength we have no
need for war or quarrel at all with the
ocs and individuals of c197 as i state
to all those individuals in regard to us
of one two one eight unity and greater
strength for our combined earth and
galaxies is at hand no need to take arms
but be open for the good in each other
all superheroes and deities myself
included and other individuals of
military strength and powers and the
leaders of each nation and countries on
both halves of this whole earth we
maintain wisdom and peace for the
greater whole as best as we are capable
of
a user responds with how would you
suggest we achieve greatness in this way
chris messages the server saying it is
not perfect but we are most appreciative
and grateful for the understanding and
compassion of the general public and
flocks thereof that we each help work
with and defend during these times at
hand and to you all until my next
announcement or insight i state in
positive encouragement to you all be
safe and well with lots of love thank
you christine responds to the user
saying among the other techniques
available in looking within yourself and
reaching out to the cosmos to do as well
meditate count your blessings and love
yourself the user responds with
anything to help you in your path to
greatness
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a little over a month later rumors of
chris being detained for incest had come
out a day after
those rumors turned out to be true
everyone had come out as not being true
followers
and everyone was shocked and disgusted
rightfully so because it had come out
that chris had engaged in sexual acts
with their mother and to the reaction
and memes of chris getting arrested
this user says
you either live long enough to something
something or you die early however the
saint goes
and pretty shortly after that they were
unsure what to do in the server
so called themselves the fellowship
ever since those unfortunate few days
the users would update each other
regularly on the antics of chris in
prison and as of now that's all the
server is
just a reminder of what chris was and a
small peer into the future of who chris
will become
that was the golden church of sonichu
my name is harperwell
thank you for watching
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