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Hasbro is an American-based multinational toy and entertainment company. Its assets are valued in the billions and includes brands Dungeons and Dragons, My Little Pony, Power Rangers, and Transformers.

Chris has repeatedly attempted to influence Hasbro's leadership over the direction of the My Little Pony franchise, to the extent of warning them the world could be conquered by Akan or be destroyed if his favorite animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is not extended another five seasons. On a less dramatic front, Chris has also expressed a desire to work with Hasbro to sell his custom Transformers toys.

To date, Hasbro's decision-makers have yet to respond to Chris.

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Incarceration Counter

It has been...
1,234
days since Chris was last placed in custody.
455
days since the last known communication from Chris.

We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

This Day in Christory

More like women with penises, mirite?

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris drops by #sonichu and is informed that he has a large female fanbase.

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Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

#Hasbro #Transformers Merged figures are appearing in stores everywhere. Check your #WalMart, #Target and where else Transformers are sold.
Chris putting Dimensionally-Merged Transformers up for sale.

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It is currently December 2024. It has been...
0
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

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