IRC (20 January 2009)

Artist's depiction.

On 20 January 2009, Chris engaged in another IRC chat with many important figures, such as Clyde Cash, BILLY MAYS, Sarah May, Ignatius J. Reilly, and minor appearances from Cogsdev and The Man in the Pickle Suit (canine).

Chris enters the chat, and asks Clyde Cash about why he is being harassed. When Clyde says it's because Chris caused Ryan to commit suicide, Chris attempts to compare the loss of his dog to Clyde's loss of his human brother. When this fails, Chris tells Clyde that the best thing for him is to move on, seek a sweetheart or guidance from a church, further adding, "You do not need religion to see a counsoler."

When pressed by Clyde about the release of Sonichu comics, Chris blames a lack of inspiration and tries to change the subject to Family Guy, despite Clyde repeatedly telling him he's attempting to hide the truth by lying and changing the subject. Chris then attempts to use stress as another excuse, going into a long and pointless monologue, ignoring everyone in the chat. He reveals some of the sources of his stress, notably his father and cleaning the house. He continues to lie when asked about how he could have prevented Ryan's death.

Clyde switches the topic to Chris's homosexuality, to which Chris replies, "I am straight, it is you who are the homo." Chris is asked about the purchase of his sex toys, including a dildo, which he says came with the purchase of one of his blow-up dolls, and the only reason he has this dildo now is to give to his future sweetheart. He also states that he has spent most of his life with female friends, and has therefore picked up interests that primarily apply to women, such as My Little Pony action figures. Clyde goes on to say that Chris is just a man who wants to be a woman, and brings up the picture of Chris in his mother's underwear as an example. Chris proceeds to make the now-infamous admission that he has "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS." After having a moment to recover from that statement, Clyde and BILLY MAYS continue to accuse Chris of homosexuality, to which Chris retorts with such brilliant quotes as "I am rubber, you are glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you," as well as continuing to rant on and on about how he's straight. BILLY MAYS sums up Chris quite nicely: "YOU KNOW, NOT FOR NOTHING, BUT I KNOW I'M STRAIGHT, IF SOMEBODY CALLS ME GAY, I DON'T FEEL A NEED TO RANT ABOUT IT FOR TEN MINUTES."

Ironically, years after this chat, Clyde Cash's words about Chris' desire to dress like a woman would come to pass.

In a return to discussion about Sonichu, Chris says that Sonichu is perfectly legal as it is a parody of Sonic and Pikachu. Clyde then informs Chris of the dire fact that Sonichu will never be successful with any company. Chris then responds to Clyde's hacking of the Sonichu websites with "I do not like it, but I OWE YOU NO REACTION" and that he does not want to fight back against Clyde except in person. Sarah May then enters the chat to defend Chris from Clyde, and after some discussion about homosexual fans of Sonichu being trolls, Ignatius J. Reilly enters the chat and tells Chris about what his comic has inspired him to do, notably create Gay 4 Sonichu. Chris states that he appreciates gay friends, so long as they are nothing more than "good acquaintances." Reilly then says that the reasons the comic appeals to the gay community are the rainbows, the fact that most of the women are drawn like men, Megagi's relationship with Bionic, and the Sonichu Balls. What follows is Chris continuing to defend his straightness, while Reilly says that Chris's sexual insecurity and the things that Sonichu has done for the gay community is enough reason for him to come out of the closet. Chris finally explodes with a fit of rage, stating that "I AM FUCKING STRAIGHT FOR WOMEN, THEIR VAGINAS, THEIR BREASTS, and most importantly, I AM STRAIGHT FOR THEIR INDIVIDUAL SWEETNESS." Finally, he says that he only came out of the closet as a straight autistic, and shouts his usual "Peace out" before quitting the chat.

The Chat

20:26 -!- mode/#sonichu [+m] by clydeC
20:26 <@clydeC> by the way, mumble.
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20:27 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o Guest] by clydeC
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20:27 <@clydeC> OH WELCOME CHRIS
20:27 <@BILLY_MAYS> AND SO THAT'S HOW I TOOK IT OVER WITH THE POWER OF KABOOM.
20:28 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH, HI CHRIS
20:28 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Clyde, you do not NEED to harass anyone.
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20:28 <@clydeC> What, I NEED TO.
20:28 <@clydeC> IT IS WHAT I LIVE FOR
20:28 <@ChrisChanSonichu> why are you doing this?
20:28 <@clydeC> Because of Ryan Cash.
20:28 <@clydeC> Can't you read you simpleton?
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20:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Look, Ryan is gone, and I can sympathize with your loss and pain.
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20:29 <@clydeC> NO YOU CAN"T!
20:29 <@clydeC> NO YOU CAN'T
20:29 <@clydeC> TELL ME
20:29 <@clydeC> WHO HAVE YOU LOST
20:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> My dog, Patti.
20:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> In REAL LIFE
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20:29 <@clydeC> YOU COMPARE A DOG TO A HUMAN
20:29 <@BILLY_MAYS> A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
20:29 <@clydeC> YOU ASSHOLE
20:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I cried for weeks.
20:29 <@clydeC> SO!?
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20:29 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE FELT
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20:29 <@clydeC> OVER THESE PAST FEW WEEKS AS WELL
20:29 <@clydeC> NOTHING BUT LOSS
20:29 <@clydeC> AND ANGER
20:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Patti was very close to me, like a sibling.
20:29 <@clydeC> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
20:29 <@clydeC> YOU MOTHER FUCKER
20:29 <@BILLY_MAYS> SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN, A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER. HOW DARE YOU SHRUG CLYDE'S LOSS OFF SO EASILY.
20:29 <@clydeC> I AM GOING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
20:30 <@clydeC> UNTIL I HAVE SATISFIED
20:30 <@clydeC> LIKE A SIBLING?
20:30 <@clydeC> YOU COMPARE A DOG TO A HUMAN STILL
20:30 <@clydeC> YOU ARE SAYING RYAN WAS A DOG/1
20:30 <@clydeC> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING CHRIS
20:31 <%ChrisChanSonichu> No. NOW LISTEN, CLYDE. RYAN WOULD NOT WANT YOU TO GO AROUND TERRIFYING PEOPLE FOR THE HELL OF IT. HE WOULD HAVE WANTED YOU TO MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE; CONTINUE LIVING AS YOU HAD; FIND YOURSELF A SWEETHEART TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
20:31 <@clydeC> YES, I FOUND A SWEETHEART ALRIGHT
20:31 <@clydeC> BY THE NAME OF SARAH MCKENZIE
20:31 <%ChrisChanSonichu> YOU SHOULD GO SEE A PASTORAL COUNSOLER AT YOUR LOCAL CHURCH TO TALK TO
20:32 <@clydeC> SHE WAS GOOD FOR A DAY
20:32 <@BILLY_MAYS> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HACKS, A LOUD VOICE, AND AN AMAZING LINE OF PRODUCTS CAN DO TO SOMEBODY'S SEXUAL AFFILIATION IN THE MINDS OF MANY
20:32 <@clydeC> THEN I LEFT AUSTRALIA
20:32 <@clydeC> QUITE INTERESTING
20:32 <@clydeC> LET ME TELL YOU
20:32 <@clydeC> I'VE NEVER HAD AN AUSTRALIAN WOMAN BEFORE
20:32 <@clydeC> BUT LET TELL ME YOU SOMETHING, SHE FUCKING LOVED IT
20:32 <@clydeC> SHE'LL STAY QUIET FOR YOUR SAKE
20:32 <@clydeC> BUT DEEP INSIDE SHE WANTS ME AGAIN
20:32 <@clydeC> TOO BAD I'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN
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20:34 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Ryan, I understand the loss has been REALLY TOUGH on you emotionally and physically, and I understand your reasons behind why you've been shooting off smoke like you are now. But you should really speak to a counsoler at a local church to help you put things back in perspective with your life.
20:34 <@clydeC> I HAVE NO RELIGION
20:34 <@clydeC> SO WHY SHOULD I GO TO CHURCH
20:34 <@clydeC> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING CHRIS
20:34 <@clydeC> WHY WOULD YOU RELEASE COMICS SO SLOWLY
20:34 <%ChrisChanSonichu> You do not need religion to see a counsoler.
20:34 <@clydeC> TO MAKE MY BROTHER WAIT
20:34 <@clydeC> WAIT
20:34 <@clydeC> I'M CLYDE
20:34 <@clydeC> YOU FUCKING MORON
20:34 <@clydeC> I'M NOT RYAN
20:35 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I'm sorry; I meant Clyde.
20:35 <@clydeC> LOOK, YOU'RE NEVER SORRY
20:35 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU SURE SHARE HIS PAIN, THINKING HE'S A FUCKING ZOMBIE TALKING TO YOU AND ALL.
20:35 <@clydeC> YOU SAY THINGS THAT YOU NEVER MEAN
20:35 <@clydeC> YOU SAY YOU'LL RELEASE THAT COMIC IN NOVERMENT
20:35 <@clydeC> NOVEMBER
20:35 <@clydeC> YOU TOOK YOUR SWEET TIME UNTIL JANUARY
20:35 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU EAT UP SO MUCH TIME
20:35 <@clydeC> YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB
20:35 <@clydeC> YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL
20:35 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU DO!? JACK OFF WITH YOUR DILDO?!
20:36 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have been busy with between the trolls, stress and family life; it was hard to find inspiration to draw comics.
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20:36 <%ChrisChanSonichu> *harder
20:36 <@clydeC> INSPIRATION IS JUST A BULLSHIT WORD YOU USE
20:36 <@clydeC> TO SAY YOU'RE LAZY
20:36 <@clydeC> YOU ALREADY HAD THE PLOTS MADE
20:36 <@clydeC> I HACKED YOUR SWEET SEX TALKS
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20:36 <@clydeC> I HEARD YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR STUPID PLOT FOR YOUR STUPID NEW COMIC
20:36 <@clydeC> FOR OVER 4 MONTHS
20:36 <@clydeC> AND YOU SAY YOU NEED "INSPIRATION"
20:36 <@clydeC> YOU FUCKING LIAR
20:36 <@clydeC> STOP FUCKING LYING TO ME
20:36 < canine> ok, back
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20:39 <%ChrisChanSonichu> What's your favorite Television show, Clyde?
20:39 <@clydeC> WHAT ARE YOU DOING
20:39 <@clydeC> STOP DODGING THE ACCUSATION
20:39 <@clydeC> YOU BITCH
20:39 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I'm not doding anything; I'm only asking you a simple question.
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20:39 <@clydeC> YES YOU ARE
20:39 <@clydeC> I JUST SAID
20:39 <%ChrisChanSonichu> *dodging
20:39 <@clydeC> YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR
20:39 <@clydeC> WHO LIES TO HIS "FANBASE"
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20:40 <@clydeC> I'M ONLY REVEALING THE TRUTH
20:40 <@clydeC> YOUR FANBASE IS WATCHING, SILENCED BY MY POWER
20:40 <@clydeC> THEY DEMAND ANSWER, CHRIS
20:40 <@clydeC> WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE?
20:40 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Do you like the TV show, Family Guy?
20:41 <@clydeC> CHRIS
20:41 <@clydeC> ANSWER MY QUESTION
20:41 <@clydeC> THEN I'LL ANSWER YOUR STUPID ONE
20:41 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU LIE TO YOUR FANBASE
20:41 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU COME UP WITH EXCUSES
20:41 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I really like Megan; she is sweet, good, and I can only feel sorry for her getting the bad end of the deal. But she is still a sweet woman.
20:41 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Who is a character you like from the show?
20:41 <@clydeC> HAH, I RAPED HER AND THAT"S ALL YOU CAN SAY
20:41 <@clydeC> WOW, YOU'RE SPINELESS
20:42 <@clydeC> ANYWAY, BACK TO MY QUESTION
20:42 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU LIE TO YOUR FANBASE
20:42 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU COME UP WITH EXCUSES
20:43 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have not lied to anyone. If I am delayed on a publication, or I've lost inspiration to draw, I let someone within my circle know.
20:43 <@clydeC> I JUST SAID
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20:43 <@clydeC> I JUST SAID YOU SPENT OVER 4 MONTHS A COMIC
20:43 <+falsion> Chris, remember Chloe? You wanted me to lie to everyone about that. Remember?
20:43 <@clydeC> AND YOU HAD ALL THE PLOT DETAILS
20:43 <@clydeC> EVERYTHING FINISHED
20:43 <+falsion> Nobody bought it, and eventually you had to give up the whole lie.
20:43 <+falsion> Then there were the stolen medallions
20:44 <+falsion> Which you denied, then the videos came out
20:44 <+falsion> showing that they were indeed stolen
20:44 <+falsion> you even told a certain Andrew Simmons that you lied about them
20:44 <+falsion> he told me
20:44 <@clydeC> THANK YOU, YOU STUPID PAWN, I LOVE HOW YOU'RE HELPING ME
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20:44 <@clydeC> SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THESE ACCUSATIONS!?
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20:45 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Why does one feel soo saddened to become unable to draw comics at will as easily and swiftly as before? Why can't one trust someone trust others as easily now right-off at the start? Why does one take emotinal bullets of lies, deciet, slanders, accusations and the like?
20:46 <@clydeC> THAT ISN'T ANSWERING MY GOD DAMN QUESTION
20:46 <@clydeC> WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING THEM
20:46 <@BILLY_MAYS> ANSWERING QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS IS A HORRIBLE PERSONALITY TRAIT.
20:46 <@clydeC> JUST ADMIT iT
20:46 <@clydeC> YOU ARE A LIAR
20:46 <@clydeC> YOU'VE LET DOWN YOUR FANBASE
20:46 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Stress. Stress hinders the emotions and physical abiltites as swiftly as a bullet.
20:46 <@clydeC> AND YOU'RE TRYING TO SAVE FACE
20:46 <@clydeC> WHAT STRESS
20:46 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?
20:46 <@clydeC> YOU HAVE COMPLETE DAYS
20:46 <@clydeC> YOU SLEEP WHENEVER YOU WANT TO
20:46 <@clydeC> YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WHENEVER
20:46 <@clydeC> YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAVE JOBS
20:46 <@clydeC> OR SCHOOL
20:46 <@clydeC> OR DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH THEIR LIVES
20:46 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU DO!?
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20:48 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Stress from life's problems of bullies, janitorial duties, loss of lives and friendships from others, a father who starts more arguements than there are flies at a garbage dump, and sooo many other stressors only add up to an emotional breakdown, and then inability to feel well enough to complete a task as swiftly as before the matter.
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20:48 <@clydeC> YOU'RE NOT A JANITOR
20:48 <@BILLY_MAYS> OBJECTION
20:48 <@clydeC> YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB
20:48 <@BILLY_MAYS> JANITORIAL?
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20:48 <@clydeC> EXACTLY, SECOND IN COMMAND
20:48 <@clydeC> LOOK, I CLEAN UP SHIT ALL THE TIME
20:49 <@clydeC> EVERYONE DOES
20:49 <@BILLY_MAYS> I CALL IT CLEANING UP MY HOUSE, BUT THAT'S ME.
20:49 <@clydeC> WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT ARE YOU PULLING
20:49 <@clydeC> YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE ANYMORE CHRIS
20:49 <@clydeC> RYAN WANTED ME TO DO THIS
20:49 <@clydeC> HE LEFT IT IN HIS SUICIDE NOTE
20:49 <@clydeC> HE WANTED ME TO REVEAL THE TRUTH BEHIND YOU
20:49 <@clydeC> YOU HORRIBLE LIAR
20:52 <@BILLY_MAYS> HONEST FINGERS TYPE QUICKLY.
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20:52 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I stand here now, taking your blows like a brave leading warrior who has seen so much in his lifetime to lead up to a final battle and win. One shall stand, One shall fall, Both will emerge victorious for a better, bright future for each of them after the blows have been dealt, and the scars have been issued. The final thing to do is simply to move on to other, more required objectives of life that have to be done. The point
20:53 <@clydeC> AND YOUR POINT?!
20:53 <@BILLY_MAYS> HOW DO BOTH EMERGE VICTORIOUS IF ONE FALLS
20:53 <%ChrisChanSonichu> The point is they BOTH move on with their lives.
20:53 <@clydeC> THAT WAS STUPID
20:53 <@clydeC> LOOK
20:53 <@clydeC> THAT'S JUST A STORY
20:54 <@clydeC> THIS IS REAL LIFE WE'RE DEALING WITH
20:54 <@clydeC> SO WHAT DO YOU ANSWER CHRIS
20:54 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOUR FANBASE
20:54 <@clydeC> THAT YOU HAVE LIED TO
20:54 <@clydeC> IF YOU NEVER LIED
20:54 <@clydeC> RYAN WOULD BE HERE
20:54 <@clydeC> AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE GONE TO SUCH EXTREMES
20:54 <@clydeC> BUT YOU"VE FORCED ME TO DO THIS
20:54 <@clydeC> YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
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21:00 <@BILLY_MAYS> ARE YOU WATCHING TV OR SOMETHING
21:00 <@BILLY_MAYS> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
21:01 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Yes, I could have prevented it, that is true. But I was terribly angry myself at the Slanders, Deceipt and Lies on the E.D. Page, that I WAS hindered from being able to draw and color as swiftly as I used to. I've used my energy to protest against them, yet I have failed and fallen from it. But I restored myself and I was able to continue. But I veer off the question. I made the idle threat of not continuing on with the com
21:02 <@clydeC> BLAH BLAH BLAH STOP LYING
21:02 <@clydeC> YOU KNOW YOU WERE JUST USING IT AS AN EXCUSE TO SLACK OFF
21:02 <@clydeC> I KNOW
21:02 <%ChrisChanSonichu> And I apologized for Ryan's death.
21:02 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am apologizing to you, Clyde.
21:02 <@clydeC> THAT ISN"T ENOUGH CHRIS
21:02 <@clydeC> YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH MORE
21:02 <@clydeC> THAN JUST TO RYAN
21:02 <@clydeC> YOU'VE LIED TO YOUR SO CALLED GAL-PALS
21:03 <@BILLY_MAYS> THAT TOOK LIKE TEN MINUTES
21:03 <@clydeC> YOU'VE LIED TO YOUR FANBASE
21:03 <@clydeC> YOU KEEP COMING UP WITH EXCUSES AND NOT TAKING RESPONBILITY FOR ANYTHING YOU DO
21:03 <@clydeC> YOU KEEP SAYING YOU'RE STRAIGHT WHEN YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT
21:03 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am taking responsibility for my action by accepting your emotional outbursts.
21:03 <@clydeC> WELL THEN
21:03 <@clydeC> JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE GAY
21:04 <@clydeC> AND WE CAN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT POINT OF INTEREST
21:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am straight.
21:04 <@clydeC> NO YOU'RE NOT
21:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> It is you who are the homo.
21:04 <@clydeC> WHY ELSE WOULD A STRAIGHT MAN HAVE A DILDO?
21:04 <@BILLY_MAYS> OBJECTION
21:04 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU HAVE THE DILDO, GOOD SIR
21:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> You have been using me as a disguise to let yourself out of the closet.
21:04 <@clydeC> HOW ELSE COULD I RAPE PANDA IF I WERE GAY?
21:04 <@clydeC> LOOK, YOU HAVE THE DILDOS
21:04 <@clydeC> NOT I
21:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> IT CAME FREE WITH A FEMALE SEX DOLL I HAD PREVIOUSLY ORDERED; I DID NOT EXPECT IT.
21:04 <@clydeC> YES YOU DID
21:04 <@BILLY_MAYS> NOR DID YOU GET RID OF IT
21:05 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I DID NOT.
21:05 <@clydeC> IT SAID CLEARLY ON THE ORDER
21:05 <@clydeC> YOU KEPT IT FOR YEARS CHRIS
21:05 <@clydeC> WHY WOULD YOU KEEP IT FOR YEARS
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21:05 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NEVER USED IT.
21:05 <@clydeC> SO WHY DID YOU KEEP IT?
21:05 <@clydeC> STOP LYING, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY USED IT
21:05 <%ChrisChanSonichu> To save it for my Female Sweetheart.
21:05 <%ChrisChanSonichu> for her use.
21:05 <@clydeC> WHAT? THAT"S NOT A PROPER GIFT FOR A FEMALE
21:05 <@BILLY_MAYS> SO SHE HAS SOMETHING STRAIGHT TO USE
21:05 <@BILLY_MAYS> WAKKA WAKKA
21:05 <@clydeC> YOU FUCKING PERVERT
21:06 <@clydeC> ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS SEX
21:06 <@clydeC> WITH MEN
21:06 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Call me what you will, but that will never change the Truth that comes from my heart.
21:06 <@clydeC> YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT ANYONE'S EMOTIONS
21:06 <@clydeC> YOU WANTED TO GET LAID
21:06 <@clydeC> THAT'S ALL YOU WANTED FROM JULIE, SARAH, CASSIE
21:06 <@clydeC> JUST TO SAY YOU"RE STRAIGHT
21:06 <@clydeC> WHEN YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT
21:07 <%ChrisChanSonichu> and the Truth is that I am Straight, and yes I do constantly ponder over sexual relations from Women, but I honestly wanted to build up trust with the woman who was to be my sweetheart beforehand.
21:07 <@clydeC> NO YOU DIDN'T
21:07 <@clydeC> I HAVE HACKED INTO EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER SAID
21:07 <@clydeC> I KNOW THAT YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH JULIE ON THE SPOT
21:07 <@clydeC> WHEN SHE MIGHT HAVE COME OVER
21:07 <@clydeC> AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT SARAH MCKENZIE
21:07 <@clydeC> EXPLAIN THAT
21:07 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I did. If you were REALLY with Sarah in person, she would have told you herself about me and waiting for her trust.
21:08 <@clydeC> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT RAPE IS?
21:08 <@clydeC> ALTHOUGHT IT WASN'T RAPE AT THE END
21:08 <@clydeC> THAT"S FOR SURE
21:08 <@clydeC> SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT
21:08 <@clydeC> BUT DON'T YOU FRET MY FRIEND, YOU CAN STILL MEET WITH HER
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21:09 <@clydeC> BUT I DON"T KNOW HOW YOU'LL MANAGE TO GET IT UP CONSIDERING YOU'RE GAY
21:09 <@clydeC> YOU HAVE MY LITTLE PONIES, DILDOS, PURSES
21:09 <@clydeC> WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY
21:09 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I understand what rape is, and I am against it fully, but I know for sure that you have never done that to her; you are blowing off smoke from your frustrations to try to hinder me again.
21:09 <@clydeC> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
21:10 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have collected My Little Ponies, because I had a Gal-Pal who introduced me to them, and I became interested.
21:10 <@clydeC> IS THIS WHAT YOU WILL SAY TO PANDA WHEN SHE'S DESCRIBING HER WONDERFUL TIME WITH ME
21:10 <@clydeC> LOOK CHRIS
21:10 <@clydeC> ONLY FAGGOTS LIKE YOU PLAY WITH PONIES
21:10 <@clydeC> NAME ONE OTHER MAN WHO PLAYS WITH MY LITTLE PONIES
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21:12 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I do NOT know too many other MEN, as I have gone through my life with a MAJORITY OF FEMALE FRIENDS, so I can not say; from real life or from television or movies.
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21:12 <@clydeC> EXACTLY CHRIS
21:12 <@clydeC> YOUR FRIENDS ARE FEMALE
21:12 <@clydeC> YOU"RE OBVIOUSLY AFRAID OF MALES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT HAVE POP A BONER WHILE YOU'RE NEXT TO THEM
21:12 <%ChrisChanSonichu> But I can safely say that a LOT OF MEN have a Good Number of Female Friends.
21:12 <@clydeC> YEAH, BUT THEY'RE BANGING THEM
21:12 <@clydeC> WHAT ABOUT YOU
21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR "FEELINGS" AND SHIT
21:13 <@clydeC> FACE IT, YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL
21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT A MAN DEEP INSIDE YOU
21:13 <%ChrisChanSonichu> That, sir is INCORRECT.
21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO WEAR A BRA AND PANTIES
21:13 <@clydeC> OH WAIT, YOU HAVE!
21:13 <@clydeC> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
21:13 <@BILLY_MAYS> ZING
21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Clothing does not make a person.
21:14 <@clydeC> THAT ISN'T CLOTHING CHRIS
21:14 <@clydeC> IT IS YOUR DESIRE TO BE A GIRL
21:14 <@clydeC> THAT IS SHOWING
21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Bras and Panties are considered UNDERWEAR, and UNDERWEAR is a type of CLOTHING.
21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
21:14 <@BILLY_MAYS> T-SHIRT = CLOTHING, BRA = FEMALE SUPPORT GARMENT
21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, BRAS ARE FOR FEMALES
21:14 <@clydeC> SO EXPLAIN THAT
21:15 <@clydeC> AND SO ARE PANTIES, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY
21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU ARE
21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Brief and Boxer = Clothing as well.
21:15 <@clydeC> BUT THOSE ARE FOR GUYS
21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU DON'T WEAR APPARENTLY
21:15 <@clydeC> BECAUSE YOU WEAR PANTIES
21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WAIT
21:15 <@clydeC> WHAT? CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!?
21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU.... YOU....
21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHAT
21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION
21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> at those times, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge.
21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH JESUS CHRIST NO
21:16 <@clydeC> WOW, YOU'RE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN I IMAGINED
21:16 <@clydeC> YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET, AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BOWELS
21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> well, you have been sharing un-socialable information about yourself up to this point.
21:16 <@clydeC> WELL, YOU KEEP SHARING LIES
21:16 <@clydeC> LIKE "BEING STRAIGHT"
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21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> GOOD GOD CHRIS, AT LEAST MAKE HIM EARN IT
21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am Straight.
21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> DON'T JUST BE LIKE HI, I SHIT MYSELF
21:16 <@clydeC> NO YOU ARE NOT
21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am Straight.
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU CAN SAY THAT OVER AND OVER
21:17 <@clydeC> BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE
21:17 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I LOVE VAGINAS
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU LOVE DICKS
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU LOVE THEM
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO EAT THEM
21:17 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I LOATHE DICKS>
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO TAKE THEM UP YOUR DICKS
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU KNOW LOATHE KINDA SOUNDS LIKE LOVE
21:17 <@clydeC> SO I'LL TAKE THAT AS A CONFESSION
21:17 <@clydeC> SO CHRIS, JUST ADMIT IT
21:17 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I HATE DICKS.
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21:17 <@clydeC> EVEN YOUR OWN!?
21:17 <@BILLY_MAYS> IS THAT WHY YOU BROKE YOUR-.... NEVERMIND. TOO EASY
21:18 <@clydeC> FACE IT CHRIS, YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET
21:18 <@clydeC> JUST HAVE SEX WITH A GUY
21:18 <@clydeC> AND FILM IT
21:18 <@clydeC> AND THEN YOU CAN PROVE TO ME YOU'RE STRAIGHT
21:18 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am rubber, you are glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
21:18 <@clydeC> SO THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO
21:18 <@BILLY_MAYS> YEAH, SECOND GRADE RETORTS ARE FUN. I'D LIKE TO FOLLOW-UP ON SOMETHING.
21:19 <@clydeC> CONTINUE, SECOND IN COMMAND
21:19 <@BILLY_MAYS> "IT SLIPPED OUT WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE". YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE SHIT MYSELF, BUT
21:19 <@BILLY_MAYS> I WOULD IMAGINE, IF I SHIT MY PANTS
21:19 <@BILLY_MAYS> I WOULD NOTICE SOMETHING UNUSUAL IS GOING ON
21:19 <%ChrisChanSonichu> If the shoe fits, you wear it; you want me to wear shoes of homos, yet they do NOT fit me, but they fit you best.
21:19 <@clydeC> I DON"T UNDERSTAND YOUR LOGIC STILL
21:20 <@clydeC> YOU HAVEN'T OFFERED ANY PROOF AGAINST THIS:
21:20 <@clydeC> PURSES, ONLY FRIENDS WITH GIRLS, DILDOS
21:20 <@clydeC> LOOK, IF I ORDERED SEX DVDS I WOULD GET FREE GIFTS THAT WERE FOR MEN
21:20 <@clydeC> NOT FOR FREE GIFTS WHAT WERE FOR WOMEN
21:20 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Why don't you admit to everyone that you are the one who is "Coming out of the Closet".
21:20 <@clydeC> UH, BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE CLOSET, YOU'RE THE ONE IN IT
21:20 <@clydeC> HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOUR STUPID MIND TO COMPREHEND THIS
21:20 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Quit wearing my face as your mask.
21:20 <@clydeC> YOU'RE THE GAY ONE
21:21 <@clydeC> WHY WOULD I WANT TO WEAR YOUR FACE
21:21 <@clydeC> YOU'RE DISGUSTINGLY UGLY
21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> AND YOU POOP YOURSELF
21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHATS UP WITH THAT
21:21 <@clydeC> YOUR FACE IS ONE A GAY MAN COULD LOVE
21:21 <%ChrisChanSonichu> People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences.
21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> UH, HI
21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU DO THAT
21:21 <@clydeC> UH
21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> A LOT
21:21 <@clydeC> YOU JUST SAID THAT
21:21 <@clydeC> TO ME
21:21 <@clydeC> THE FIRST THING YOU SAID
21:21 <@clydeC> WAS YOU'RE THE HOMO
21:21 <@clydeC> SO, I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'RE GAY!
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21:21 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have not.
21:22 <@clydeC> YOU FUCKING LIAR
21:22 <@clydeC> YOU'
21:22 <@clydeC> YOU'RE LIAR AGAIN
21:22 <@clydeC> LYING AGAIN
21:22 <@clydeC> I'M SO ANGRY WITH YOU I CAN'T TYPE
21:22 <@clydeC> THE RAGE OF RYAN CASH FILLS MY BLOOD
21:22 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
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21:22 <@clydeC> YES YOU HAVE
21:22 <@BILLY_MAYS> YES YOU HAVE, BRB, GETTING IT
21:22 <@clydeC> <ChrisChanSonichu> I am straight.
21:22 <@clydeC> <clydeC> NO YOU'RE NOT
21:22 <@clydeC> <ChrisChanSonichu> It is you who are the homo.
21:22 <@clydeC> THAT IS WHAT YOU JUST SAID
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21:22 <@BILLY_MAYS> NEVERMIND, THERE IT IS
21:22 <@clydeC> YOU FUCKING LIAR
21:23 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I did type that, but ONLY after you called me such.
21:23 <@clydeC> YOU HAD NOTHING TO SUBSTANTIATE THAT
21:23 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
21:23 <@clydeC> I DO
21:23 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
21:23 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
21:23 <@clydeC> YOU HAVE THE PONIES, THE DILDOS, THE CONTINUAL DENIALS
21:23 <@clydeC> WHY MUST A STRAIGHT MAN PROVE HE IS STRAIGHT
21:23 <@clydeC> FOR 10 MINUTES
21:23 <%ChrisChanSonichu> BEFORE I have ever returned that word against you, when have I ever used that word against you BEFORE you FIRST used it or the "G" word against me?
21:24 <@clydeC> LOOk, I DON'T UNDERSTAND RETARD LOGIC
21:24 <@clydeC> SO LET ME JUST ASK YOU THIS
21:24 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU CONTINUALLY MUST SAY YOU ARE STRAIGHT
21:24 <@clydeC> WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVINCE
21:24 <@clydeC> YOURSELF?
21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> :D
21:25 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am trying to convince the disloyal people who have diswrongfully used those words against me.
21:25 <@clydeC> STOP MAKING UP WORDS
21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> DISWRONGFULLY IS NOT A WORD.
21:25 <@clydeC> WAIT DISWRONGFULLY
21:25 <@clydeC> YOU MEAN TRUTHFULLY
21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH SHIT
21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> DOUBLE NEGATIVE SON
21:25 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I mean UNWRONGFULLY.
21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> THAT'S NOT A WORD EITHER
21:25 <@clydeC> ...OH MY GOD WHAT
21:25 <@clydeC> I'M GOING TO FUCKING BLOW MY BRAINS OUT NOW
21:25 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Wrongfully.
21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> DOUBLE NEGATIVE UP IN THIS HOE
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21:25 <@clydeC> NO WONDER YOU GOT AN F IN ENGLISH
21:25 <@clydeC> BUT ANYWAY, BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND
21:26 <@clydeC> RIGHT NOW, I'M IN MEXICO, STALKING MY NEXT PREY: CASSIE
21:26 <@clydeC> AND YOU'RE OFF TO YOUR NEXT PREY: ROBERT SIMMONS
21:26 <@clydeC> SERIOSULY, YOU KNOW YOU WOULD LOVE TO FEEL HIS DICK IN YOUR ASS
21:26 <@clydeC> YOU WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THE COMEUPPANCE ALL OVER YOU
21:26 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am trying to convince the disloyal the wrongful people who have wrongfully used those words against me.
21:26 <@clydeC> CHRIS
21:27 <@clydeC> YOU HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS ABOUT YOUR SONICHU
21:27 <@clydeC> BUT YOU HAVE TO SAY
21:27 <@clydeC> I"M STRAIGHT! INSTeAD
21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT YOUR .NET
21:27 <@clydeC> (nothin' but net)
21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT YOU .INFO
21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT YOUR E-mAIL
21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT YOUR ADAMEVE
21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT YOUR AMAZON
21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT EVERYTHING
21:27 <@clydeC> AND THE THING YOU ARE WORRRIED ABOUT
21:27 <@clydeC> IS THAT PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOU'RE GAY
21:27 <@clydeC> FACE IT, YOU ARE.
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21:28 <%ChrisChanSonichu> People who THINK such things may think them, but it is NOT the Truth; ONLY WRONGFUL THEORY.
21:28 <@clydeC> IF YOU WERE STRAIGHT, PEOPLE WOULDN'T QUESTION YOU
21:28 <@clydeC> LOOK AT ALL THE COMMENTS ON YOUR IAMSTRAIGHT VIDEO
21:28 <@clydeC> NEARLY EVERY SINGLE ONE
21:28 <@clydeC> CALLS YOU GAY
21:28 <@clydeC> FACE IT, YOU ARE
21:28 <@clydeC> EVEN IF YOU SAY YOU ARE STRAIGHT, PEOPEL CAN SEE THROUGH THAT DISGUISE
21:28 < canine> fffffffff
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21:29 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU KNOW, NOT FOR NOTHING, BUT I KNOW I'M STRAIGHT, IF SOMEBODY CALLS ME GAY, I DON'T FEEL A NEED TO RANT ABOUT IT FOR TEN MINUTES.
21:29 <@BILLY_MAYS> JUST SAYIN'.
21:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I do not have to take this wrongful accusation.
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21:29 <@clydeC> FINE CHRIS
21:29 <@clydeC> SINCE YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE CLOSET
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21:29 <@clydeC> NEXT MATTER I HAVE
21:29 <@clydeC> SONICHU!
21:29 <@clydeC> YOU'RE BELOVED CREATION
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21:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I could be continuing on to draw my comics, as I was doing, but I came here at the request of a gal-pal.
21:29 <@clydeC> EXPLAIN HOW IT IS LEGAL
21:29 <@clydeC> IT ISN"T
21:30 <%ChrisChanSonichu> It is a PARODY, and Parodies are LEGAL.
21:30 <@BILLY_MAYS> NOPE.
21:30 <@clydeC> HOW IS IT A PARODY
21:30 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Looks like Sonic; looks like Pikachu, but it is NOT.
21:30 <@BILLY_MAYS> MY DICTIONARY ISN'T NEXT TO ME, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE NEXT TO PARODY IT DOESN'T SAY "COMBINING TWO COPYRIGHTED THINGS"
21:31 <@clydeC> I HAVE ONE
21:31 <@clydeC> HERE IS THE DEFINITION
21:31 <@clydeC> a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing
21:31 <@BILLY_MAYS> SO ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF SONIC?
21:31 <@BILLY_MAYS> THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.
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21:31 <@clydeC> DOES IT PARODY THE SONIC CYCLE?
21:31 <%ChrisChanSonichu> YES, I am imitating that which has fascinated me for the long time.
21:31 <@clydeC> NO IT DOESN'T
21:31 <%ChrisChanSonichu> and Imiation is a form of flattery.
21:31 <@BILLY_MAYS> IMITATION DOES NOT = PARODY
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21:32 <@clydeC> SONICHU DOES NOT MOCK SONIC
21:32 <@clydeC> IN ANY WAY
21:32 <@clydeC> SO THEREFORE IT IS NOT A PARODY
21:32 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Sonichu has SPEED.
21:32 <@clydeC> ...THAT'S NOT MOCKING
21:32 <@BILLY_MAYS> SO FUCKING WHAT
21:32 <@clydeC> DO I HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP IN A DICTIONARY AS WELL?
21:32 <@clydeC> to attack or treat with ridicule, contempt, or derision.
21:32 <@BILLY_MAYS> PARODY = SOMETHING THAT HAS SPEED?
21:32 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHAAAA
21:32 <@clydeC> BILLY MAYS, DON'T TRY TO COMPREHEND HIS RETARD SPEAK
21:32 <@clydeC> YOU MIGHT WANT TO KILL YOURSELF
21:32 <@BILLY_MAYS> I'M TRYING TO GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
21:33 <@BILLY_MAYS> BUT I'M ABOUT TO POUND THE ORANGE GLO
21:34 <@clydeC> ARE YOU TRYING TO JUSTIFY SONICHU? YOU CAN'T, SO STOP WASTING YOUR EFFORT
21:34 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I don't have to Justify Sonichu and Rosechu; they can take of that themselves.
21:34 <@clydeC> FACE IT, SONICHU WILL NEVER MAKE IT ANYWHERE, YOU CAN GO TO NINTENDO BUT THEY'LL SHOOT YOU DOWN
21:34 <@clydeC> WHAT THEY AREN'T REAL
21:34 <@clydeC> WHAT ARE YOU DELUSIONAL
21:34 <@clydeC> YES YOU DO HAVE TO JUSTIFY IT
21:35 <@clydeC> OTHERWISE HOW IS MIYAMOTO GOING TO CONTINUE YOUR PROJECT
21:35 <%ChrisChanSonichu> So what, I don't care. I can take an emotional letdown.
21:35 <@clydeC> WHICH BY THE WAY< I TOLD HIM OF YES BEING GAY IS TRUE
21:35 <@clydeC> AND YES, YOU WILL SHOW UP
21:35 <@clydeC> IN WHICH I WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE
21:35 <@clydeC> AND CREATE MY OWN GAME
21:35 <@clydeC> AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
21:35 <@BILLY_MAYS> A CHALLENGER APPEARS
21:35 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Go ahead.
21:35 <@clydeC> ME AND BILLY MAYS WILL PRESENT OUR OWN PLAN FOR MY CREATION: VIVIAN AND KID'S AWESOME ADVENTURE
21:35 <@clydeC> AND FACE IT
21:35 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I snail-mailed him a photocopy of my driver's license.
21:35 <@clydeC> YOU WILL BE LEFT ALL ALONE
21:35 <@clydeC> AND HOW HAS THAT WORKED OUT FOR YOU
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21:36 <@BILLY_MAYS> ..... WHAT
21:36 <@clydeC> HE STILL BELIEVES HE IS TALKING TO ME
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21:36 <@clydeC> AFTER ALL I AM "CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER
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21:36 <@clydeC> HE STILL THINKS THAT I'M CHRISTIAN EVEN AFTER THAT VIDEO
21:36 <%ChrisChanSonichu> one look at your face, and your hand signature, he will KNOW you are a fraud.
21:36 <@clydeC> AND THEN HE'LL KNOW THAT EVERYTHING ABOUT SONICHU WAS A FRAUD
21:36 <%ChrisChanSonichu> he may think it, but he DOES NOT KNOW FOR CERTAIN.
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21:36 <@clydeC> LEAVING YOUR SONICHU AND ROSECHU WITH NOTHING
21:37 <@clydeC> HE'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
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21:37 <@BILLY_MAYS> BUT THEY CAN HANDLE THEMSELVES
21:37 <@clydeC> YEAH DON'T WORRY
21:37 <@clydeC> SONICHU AND ROSECHU CAN HANDLE THEMSELVES
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21:37 <@clydeC> OH BY THE WAY, DO YOU LIKE WHAT I'VE DONE WITH SONICHU.NET AND SONICHU.INFO
21:38 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I do not like it, but I OWE YOU NO REACTION.
21:38 <@clydeC> SWEET
21:38 <@clydeC> LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT FOR IT BACK
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21:38 <@clydeC> BUT SONICHU WILL BE SAD
21:38 <@clydeC> IF YOU DON"T GET IT BACK
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21:38 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I do plan to fight back.
21:38 <@clydeC> NO YOU DON'T
21:38 <@clydeC> I HACKED IT
21:38 <@clydeC> I'M RIGHT HERE
21:39 <@clydeC> FIGHT ME
21:39 <@clydeC> FIGHT ME I DARE YOU
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21:39 <@clydeC> I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER
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21:39 <%ChrisChanSonichu> you are THERE, NOT HERE at my house, so you come to me, then I will fight you.
21:39 <@clydeC> YOU SHOULD COME TO ME
21:39 <@clydeC> WHY SHOULD I COME TO YOU
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21:39 <%ChrisChanSonichu> what are you, sheep?
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21:39 <@clydeC> NO, I SPENT ALL MY FUNDS GOING TO AUSTRALIA THEN MEXICO
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21:40 <%ChrisChanSonichu> or chicken, but wait, chickens go at random, like planes without a destination; sheep follow in groups.
21:40 <@clydeC> I DON"T UNDERSTAND
21:40 <@clydeC> LOOK YOU'RE THE ONE WITH SOMETHING TO WIN
21:40 <@clydeC> SO YOU MUST COME TO ME
21:40 <@clydeC> WHAT ELSE DO I WANT FROM YOU
21:40 <@clydeC> NOTHING
21:41 <@clydeC> SO YOU HAVE TO COME TO ME
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21:41 <@BILLY_MAYS> I DO NOT GET THE FARM ANIMAL REFERENCES
21:41 <@clydeC> OH SHE MUST BE EMBARASSED
21:41 <@clydeC> HEH.
21:41 <@BILLY_MAYS> SHEEP BEAT YOU UP, BUT CHICKENS DON'T BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO DISTRACTED
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21:41 <@BILLY_MAYS> OR... WHAT?
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21:42 <@clydeC> LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, PROBABLY DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THAT EVIL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL
21:42 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Something to win, yet, but something to EARN, NO. I do not have to prove myself to you; you are nothing but a bully witch is flawed with NO TRUE DESTINATION, so they pick on those who SEEM to be unable to defend themselves. But I am defending myself to you. If the shoe was on the other foot, would you be able to defend yourself?
21:42 <@clydeC> WHO BY THE WAY, IS A FAGGOT
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21:43 <@clydeC> OKAY CHRIS
21:43 <@clydeC> I'LL GIVE YOU AN ALLY
21:43 -!- mode/#sonichu [+h Sarah_May] by clydeC
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21:43 <@clydeC> SARAH MAY, FIGHT ME
21:43 <@clydeC> DEFEND CHRIS
21:43 <@clydeC> IF YOU CAN
21:43 <%Sarah_May> I think you're all such bullies
21:43 <%Sarah_May> You're taking this way too far
21:43 <@clydeC> SARAH, WHAT DO YOU GET FROM DEFENDING THIS FOOL?
21:44 <@clydeC> TELL ME, WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS
21:44 <%Sarah_May> I LOVE Chris
21:44 <@clydeC> THERE ARE MUCH BETTER MEN OUT THERE< LIKE ME
21:44 <@BILLY_MAYS> SARAH
21:44 <@BILLY_MAYS> MAY I ASK WHY
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21:44 <@clydeC> REALLY? YOU LOVE A PERSON WHO IS JOBLESS, SHITS HIMSELF AND DEMANDS TO BE A "HOUSE HUSBAND"
21:44 <%Sarah_May> No, I love Chris because he is an amazing person with a beautiful soul
21:44 <%ChrisChanSonichu> :)
21:44 <@clydeC> YOU KNOW YOU'RE LYING TO YOURSELF
21:44 <%Sarah_May> Listen to me
21:44 <@clydeC> HOW IS HIS SOUL BEAUTIFUL
21:44 <%Sarah_May> He UNDERSTANDS me
21:44 <%Sarah_May> He UNDERSTANDS all women
21:45 <@clydeC> HE DRAWS A CHILDREN'S COMIC THAT FEATURES SEX
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21:45 <@clydeC> OH REALLY?
21:45 <%Sarah_May> YOU DON'T understand ANYONE!
21:45 <@clydeC> HE UNDERSTANDS ALL WOMEN?
21:45 <@clydeC> WHAT ABOUT ALL THE LESBIANS HE HAS OFFENDED
21:45 <@clydeC> THEY ARE WOMEN TOO
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21:45 <%Sarah_May> He has not offended ANYONE. They are ALL TROLLS!
21:45 <@clydeC> ARE YOU SAYING ALL LESBIANS ARE TROLLS?
21:45 <@clydeC> OH WOW, YOU'RE JUST ABOUT AS STUPID AS CHRIS!
21:45 <@cogsdev> wait, I'm a troll now?
21:45 <@clydeC> oh cogs, dear sweet cogs.
21:45 <%Sarah_May> Not at all, Clyde
21:45 <@clydeC> Join me.
21:46 <@clydeC> JOIN ME!
21:46 <@clydeC> You don't need to be with this fool who hates your kind.
21:46 <@cogsdev> i'm going to stay neutral in this one, clyde. i'm just here to keep this channel under control.
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21:46 <@clydeC> Oh cogs, one day, you'll join me.
21:46 <@clydeC> You'll realize Chris doesn't care for anyone, but himself.
21:46 <@clydeC> A selfish pig.
21:46 <@clydeC> ISN"T THAT RIGHT?
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21:47 <@clydeC> NAME ONE SELFLESS THING YOU'VE DONE CHRIS
21:47 <%Sarah_May> Clyde, you KNOW that all these 'offended gays' are TROLLS, so please admit it.
21:47 <@clydeC> PROVE IT SARAH
21:47 <@clydeC> PROVE THEY ARE TROLLS
21:47 <@BILLY_MAYS> SO IF I GO CALL A GAY GUY A HOMO AND HE GETS OFFENDED, HE'S A TROLL
21:47 <@BILLY_MAYS> DO I GOT THAT RIGHT
21:47 <@clydeC> YOU"RE GOING TO CALL INNOCENT HUMANS TROLLS
21:47 <@clydeC> FACE IT, THERE IS BOUND TO BE A FEW GAY SONICHU FANS
21:47 <%Sarah_May> BECAUSE NO REAL PERSON WOULD BE OFFENDED BY HIM!
21:47 <%Sarah_May> Open your eyes, you TROLLS!
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21:48 <@clydeC> MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPEN MY DEAR, AND YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO REALIZE THAT CHRIS IS A HORRIBLE PERSON
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21:48 <@clydeC> ALL HE DID WAS HARASS MEGAN
21:48 <@clydeC> UNTIL SHE WAS COMPELTELY DISGUSTED WITH HIM
21:48 <@clydeC> OVER YEARS OF ABUSE FROM HIM
21:48 <%Sarah_May> He did not HARASS Megan!
21:48 <@clydeC> YES
21:48 <@clydeC> I CAN QUOTE HER WORDS
21:48 <@clydeC> "STOP TOUCHING ME!"
21:48 <@clydeC> EVEN WITH THE CAPITALS
21:48 <%Sarah_May> What you NEED to understand is that he is a frustrated, autistic virgin
21:48 <%Sarah_May> He can't help himself
21:48 <@clydeC> HE ISN'T AUTISTIC
21:48 <%Sarah_May> YOU would do the same thing!!
21:49 <@clydeC> HE'S JUST A NORMAL PERSON WHO CAN'T TAKE RESPONSBILITY FOR HIS ACTIONS
21:49 <@clydeC> ONCE HIS PARENTS DIE
21:49 <@clydeC> HE HAS NOTHING
21:49 <@clydeC> HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK
21:49 <@clydeC> HOW TO PAY BILLS
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21:49 <@clydeC> HOW TO DO ANYTHING
21:49 <@clydeC> BESIDES JACK OFF
21:49 <@clydeC> AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES
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21:49 <%Sarah_May> Yes, and all YOU know how to do is be a MEANIE!!
21:49 <@clydeC> WAIT
21:50 <%ChrisChanSonichu> You go, girl! :)
21:50 <@clydeC> YOU ADMIT TO LOVING A GUY WHO CAN'T COOK
21:50 <@clydeC> WHO CAN'T PAY BILLS
21:50 <@clydeC> WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING
21:50 <@clydeC> BESIDES JACK OFF
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21:50 <@clydeC> AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES?
21:50 <@clydeC> OH MY GOD, NO WONDER YOU ARE SO DESPERATE
21:50 <@cogsdev> Chris, please, talk for yourself
21:50 <@clydeC> YOU MUST BE SO PATHETICALLY UGLY
21:50 <%Sarah_May> All of you are such pessimists! Look at the GOOD side
21:50 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I CAN COOK, and I can pay the bills, and I can handle life's responsibilities.
21:50 <@cogsdev> you're just hiding behind Sarah
21:50 <@clydeC> I BET YOU HAVE A DICK
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21:50 <%Sarah_May> I don't have a dick, I can prove it
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21:51 <%ChrisChanSonichu> What you're saying, Clyde, is just the thing I WAS PROTESTING in the 17th Episode.
21:51 <@clydeC> YOU WEREN"T PROTESTING SHIT
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21:51 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Your False accusations against innocent women.
21:51 <@clydeC> WHAT WERE YOU PROTESTING
21:51 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Ahem, may I say something?
21:52 <@clydeC> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I AM IGNATIUS J. REILLY, PHD.
21:52 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Your false accusations of True women being portrayed or theorized with dicks, when they are TRUE WOMEN WITH VAGINAS, Breasts and NOTHING ELSE.
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21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I am a Gay and Lesbian Studies student at the University of New Orleans.
21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And I am a PROUD gay fan of Sonichu.
21:52 <@clydeC> WHATEVER
21:52 <@clydeC> YOU'RE NOT FAN OF SONICHU
21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, you have given me and so many homosexuals the courage to come out of the closet.
21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I AM A TRUE FAN OF SONICHU!
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21:52 <@clydeC> LOL
21:52 <@clydeC> I LAUGH AT YOU
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21:53 <@clydeC> CHRIS HATES YOUR KIND
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21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> In fact, my paper "Heterosexual Homoeroticism in Internet Subcultures: A Case Study" based on Sonichu comics will be in the fall issue of "Journal of Gay and Lesbian Subculture Studies"
21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> That's what I'm wondering.
21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Why do you hate us Chris?
21:53 <@clydeC> YEAH, WHY CHRIS
21:53 <@clydeC> I'M INTRIGUED MYSELF
21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We're loyal Sonichu fans too :(.
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21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We've read all your comics.
21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We've spammed Jimmy Hill with hate mail.
21:53 -!- mode/#sonichu [+v falsion] by clydeC
21:53 <%Sarah_May> QueerSonichuLuvr, he does not HATE you
21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We eve made a float for Sonichu at the Gay Pride Parade in San Francisco.
21:53 <+falsion> Finally, I get to talk. Chris, do you remember me?
21:54 <@BILLY_MAYS> FURTHERMORE, REMEMBER THIS?
21:54 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
21:54 <+falsion> WAIT
21:54 <+falsion> Let me talk
21:54 <+falsion> CHRIS!
21:54 <%ChrisChanSonichu> yes, I remember you.
21:54 <@clydeC> NO
21:54 <@clydeC> WAIT
21:54 <@clydeC> I WANT TO HEAR THIS GUY OUT
21:54 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR GAY SONICHU FANS
21:54 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU JUST IGNORED THE GAY FAN
21:54 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> :(
21:54 <@BILLY_MAYS> LIKE COMPLETELY IGNORED HIM
21:54 <+falsion> Yes, answer them first.
21:54 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am not ignoring anyone.
21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You didn't answer my question, Chris :(.
21:55 <@clydeC> YOU DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER HIS QUESTION
21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Why do you hate us gay Sonichu fans?
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21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You have been a hope and inspiration for us all.
21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> To come out of the closet as homos.
21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And made us proud to be gay.
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21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> That's why I started Gay 4 Sonichu.
21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> As a tribute to you.
21:55 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I appreciate the Homo fans, but nothing further than as good acquaintances. Let me ask you, what of my comic did you perceive as such?
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21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well, you have BEAUTIFUL rainbows in many of your comics.
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Most of your women are drawn like men.
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You sure do talk a lot about BALLS for a straight man, lol.
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You have FABULOUS sense of clothing that would put any straight man to shame.
21:56 <@cogsdev> i thought megtune was a great symbol for the lesbian community
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh!
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Let's not forget Megagi.
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Megagi and Bionic's relationship is a true inspiration to the gay community.
21:57 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> A loving queer relationship, how fantastic!
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21:57 <%ChrisChanSonichu> The Rainbow represents the Rainbow of Chaos Emerald Energy, emmited from the accident; I draw what I can draw, and I MEANT ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS AS TRUE WOMEN; And I HAVE NO MEANING FROM USING THE WORD "balls" other than spherical objects that are NOTHING AFFILIATED with male parts.
21:58 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But rainbows are also the universal symbol for GAY PRIDE!
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21:58 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Megagi is a WOMAN
21:58 <%Sarah_May> You're all so immature!
21:58 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well she looks like a man to everyone else, honey.
21:58 <@clydeC> BUT SHE DOESN"T HAVE BREASTS OR GOD GIVEN OVARIES
21:58 <%ChrisChanSonichu> YES, Sarah, THEY ALL ARE.
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21:58 <%Sarah_May> Why is she purple and pink, then? Those are GIRL colours.
21:58 <%ChrisChanSonichu> SHE DOES HAVE BREASTS.
21:58 <@clydeC> THEY ARE ALSO GAY COLORS
21:58 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Megan Schroeder DREW THAT WAY.
21:59 <@clydeC> WELL, DUH, SHE WAS A LESBIAN
21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well it's still your comic, sweetie.
21:59 <+falsion> Chris, you once told me that you would be the "househusband" when I asked you about you getting a job to support yourself. What kind of straight man says they want to stay at home and do things that their wife is supposed to do?
21:59 <%ChrisChanSonichu> SHE was the original creator of Megagi La Skunk.
21:59 <@clydeC> OBVIOSULY SHE WOULD DRAW GAY GUYS
21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> falsion has a point.
21:59 <%ChrisChanSonichu> and she gave me permission to use her.
21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, you are truly sexually liberated.
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21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You are proud to break our gender barriers.
21:59 <%ChrisChanSonichu> YOU ALL ARE IMATURE.
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21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We know you are simply a victim of hetero persecution.
21:59 <%Sarah_May> Stop it QueerSonichuLuvr!! This is ridiculous!
21:59 <+falsion> Immature? I'm not the one typing in caps.
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21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> falsion has a point.
21:59 <@clydeC> HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO DRAWS SEX COMICS IN A SUPPOSED CHILDREN'S COMIC
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22:00 <@cogsdev> we're immature because we're secure about our sexuality?
22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh, and how sexually mature Chris is.
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22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Pointing out the facts of life to small children.
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22:00 <@clydeC> 8 YEAR OLDS DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT
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22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> True, it was hetero sex and I got sick from Rosechu's axewound but still, very liberating.
22:00 <%Sarah_May> CHRIS HAS TOLD YOU OVER 9000 TIMES THAT HE IS STRAIGHT AND STILL YOU DO NOT LISTEN!
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22:00 <%Sarah_May> WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT IT?
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22:00 <%Sarah_May> ARE YOU SO IN LOVE WITH HIM THAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE GAY?
22:00 <%ChrisChanSonichu> YES, Why can't you accept THE TRUTH, that I AM STRAIGHT.
22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Besides Chris, how do you explain your personal ad?: http://charlottesville.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A239898
22:00 <+falsion> Because everything you've shown says otherwise.
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22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh honey, I was like you. I use to have just female friends, think I was straight, acting all tough and macho and such.
22:01 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I did not create that page.
22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But then I read your comics.
22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And I could relate to your struggle.
22:01 <@clydeC> YOU'RE LYING AGAIN, CHRIS.
22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> With your homoerotic urges.
22:01 <+falsion> You can say a pen writes in blue but if it's a red pen, it's still a red pen no matter how many times you say it's a blue one.
22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I felt like I could be gay and proud.
22:01 <%ChrisChanSonichu> How about the NAKED PICTURES I have drawn; HAVE YOU SEEN ANY UNCENSORED DICKS?
22:01 <@Spankety> did I walk in on something? lol
22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> NO!
22:01 <@clydeC> YEAH, SONICHU'S DICK
22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Those were had by TROLLS
22:01 <+falsion> eer
22:01 <+falsion> red
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22:01 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I DREW MORE NAKED VAGINAS!
22:01 <+falsion> RED ONE
22:01 <+falsion> my bad
22:01 <+falsion> anyway you get the point
22:01 <%ChrisChanSonichu> HE WAS CENSORED WITH A CONDOM.
22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, us gay Sonichu fans have been fighting the trolls ourselves.
22:02 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> In our own way.
22:02 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And we can only be "aquiantinces" with you?
22:02 <@clydeC> WHATEVER I DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH THESE FAGGOTS
22:02 <+falsion> You can say the sky is green. BUT THAT DOESNT CHANGE THAT THE SKY IS BLUE DOES IT? I CAN SAY THE SKY IS GREEN 100 TIMES. DOES IT MAKE IT TRUE?
22:02 <@clydeC> AND LOOK YOUR SUPPOSED CREATOR
22:02 <@clydeC> ISN'T DEFENDING YOU
22:02 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Yes, acquaintances.
22:02 <+falsion> Does it?
22:02 <%Sarah_May> QueerSonichuLuvr, you are making him uncomfortable
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22:03 <%ChrisChanSonichu> But that does NOT MEAN that I would not walk or work around such people.
22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well that is my intention. Chris is my hero and he's the reason I'm going to get my PhD in Gay and Lesbian studies.
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22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I heard you wanted to imprison all of us :(
22:03 <+falsion> You don't need to. They're already all around you.
22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And put us all in prison until we're straight.
22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> By forcing women to have sex with us.
22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Just because I like men doesn't mean I'm forcing it on anyone.
22:03 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have never had any intentions of portraying ANY homosexuality in my comics.
22:03 <@clydeC> NAITSIRHC
22:03 <@clydeC> MY FAVORITE CHARACTER
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22:04 <@clydeC> OBVIOUSLY YOUR FIGHT AGAINST YOUR HOMOSEXUAL URGES
22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Yes, Naitsirhc.
22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> That was a big part of my thesis paper.
22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> How it represents your fight against your homoerotic urges.
22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But it's okay Chris.
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22:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Reldhach Notsew Naitsirhc is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF ME, the straight man, and I BEAT HIM UP.
22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We all had those urges.
22:04 <@clydeC> OH, HE'S THE STRAIGHT ONE?
22:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> even though he had the best over me in that battle.
22:04 <@clydeC> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
22:04 <@clydeC> SO YOU'RE GAY
22:04 <@canine> so, you're suppressing your homosexual urges?
22:04 <@clydeC> JUST AS I THOUGHT
22:04 <@cogsdev> so you advocate beating up gays?
22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Dr. Kinsey said most men have homosexual urges.
22:04 <%Sarah_May> Clyde stop being such a child!
22:04 <@cogsdev> that's just barbaric
22:05 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I, Christian Weston Chandler am STRAIGHT; Reldnahc Notsew Naitirhc is the homo.
22:05 <+falsion> I don't know about you, but I don't have a gay counterpart.
22:05 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> Reldhach Notsew Naitsirhc is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF ME, the straight man
22:05 <@BILLY_MAYS> HA!
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22:05 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, if you were really straight, how come you have to defend it so hard?
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22:05 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> All the people I knew who defended their sexuality so much were the most sexually insecure ones.
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22:06 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Because I HAVE IMMATURE JERKS LIKE YOU BUNCH TO TELL THE TRUE INFORMATION TO OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
22:06 <@clydeC> YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU'RE STRAIGHT
22:06 <@clydeC> BUT THAT'S NOT PROOF
22:06 <@clydeC> YOU CAN SAY I'M GAY
22:06 <@clydeC> BUT WHERE"S YOUR PROOF
22:06 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, if you're so certain about your sexuality, why defend it?
22:06 <@cogsdev> clyde, we're not jerks, we just want the truth
22:06 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> It was you who said in your advice video not to listen to the peanuts.
22:06 <+falsion> What did I say? You can repeat yourself 100 times. I can tell you 100 times that the sky is green. IS IT?
22:06 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Your words have inspired so many gays.
22:06 <+falsion> No, it's blue.
22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Sonichu is the latest thing in Castro Street.
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22:07 <%ChrisChanSonichu> GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS AS YOU FUCKING POSSIBLY CAN, I AM FUCKING STRAIGHT FOR WOMEN, THEIR VAGINAS, THEIR BREASTS, and most importantly, I AM STRAIGHT FOR THEIR INDIVIDUAL SWEETNESS.
22:07 <@clydeC> NOT ALL WOMEN ARE SWEET
22:07 <@clydeC> MY EX WAS A FIESTY BITCH
22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Indeed.
22:07 <@BILLY_MAYS> WOW, YOU'RE SWEARING
22:07 <@clydeC> BUT DAMN I LOVED HER
22:07 <@BILLY_MAYS> THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL
22:07 <@canine> chris, you're very sexist
22:07 <@clydeC> TOO BAD SHE'S DEAD
22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Several broke my hearts :(
22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But then I read Sonichu comics and saw how great it is to be gay.
22:07 <@clydeC> GOD, YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE SEXIST
22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And then I came out of the closet.
22:07 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I DESPISE MEN for their IMMATURITY and CRUELTY.
22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Now I live with my boyfriend.
22:07 <@clydeC> WHAT
22:07 <%Sarah_May> LISTEN TO HIM! YOU'RE ALL SO DISGUSTING!
22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And it's so great.
22:08 <@cogsdev> yeah chris, you're right
22:08 <@cogsdev> you call everyone a jerk like a child
22:08 <@cogsdev> and cruelly dismiss your gay fans
22:08 <@cogsdev> and advocate their brutal beating
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22:08 <%Sarah_May> YOU SAY THAT HE IS REPEATING HIMSELF BECAUSE HE'S PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT. THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
22:08 <@clydeC> I KNEW HE WAS PRETENDING!
22:08 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Also Chris, lots of your male characters in your comics are totally passive.
22:08 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Just like so many gay guys I know.
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22:09 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I ONLY CALL THE Majority of Men Jerks, because they ARE mostly Jerks, due to their Impulsive Rage and Immaturity.
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22:09 <@canine> ChrisChanSonichu: you're really sexist
22:09 <@canine> i am offended
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22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh, I can be immature at times but I don't have any rage.
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22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Coming out of the closet helped me with that.
22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I was able to be happy with myself and with the world.
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22:09 <@BILLY_MAYS> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID "FUCKING".
22:09 <@cogsdev> i'm so fucking angry right now, i need a drink, back in a minute or two
22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I've been the target of a hate crime once where I was brutally beaten for being gay, but I remembered Joseph's lesson of forgiveness.
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22:10 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, you will be so happy when you come out. All your gay fans will support you and welcome you with open arms into the community.
22:11 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Listen, as hard as you fucking can, I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC CLOSET AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF.
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22:11 <%ChrisChanSonichu> PEACE OUT!
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22:11 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I'm sorry D:.

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