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Article of the Week The Incest Texts refer to text messages sent by Chris in which he discussed his incestuous affair with his mother. Screenshots of the texts are undated. Clues indicate a possible date of the night of 28 July 2021. If true this would place the texts as occurring a day after the Incest Call. The recipient of the texts is similarly unclear; clues indicate Chris sent the messages to Bella. This conversation took place over the encrypted text/video call app Signal, which Chris recommended out of concern the government may hack the conversation (having learned about the app by using it to communicate with Null). The texts were leaked on the early morning hours of 30 July 2021, at 1:32 AM EST, by Fiona. The content of the Texts is disturbing with Chris describing his intimate moments with Barbara in detail. Chris also claims that he sent meditation tracks to Barbara to simulate her brain, and that he pleasured Barbara better than his father. The Texts, along with the Incest Call, led to Chris being jailed on an incest charge for nearly two years, until the autism disorder deferred disposition caused the court to dismiss the charge in exchange for Chris completing the program's terms. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,724 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 946 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2006, Megan finds out that Chris has bought her a Nintendo DS. (more...) Also, in 2009, Chris creates 3 quizzes for his fans to answer: Christian Weston Chandler, CWC Random Humor and Sonichu Quiz from CWC. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album? ... and that Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls serves as the spiritual successor to that band? ... and that Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps is another spiritual successor to that band? ... that Chris used to be a massive Homophobe? ... and that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community? ... that Chris is a fan of OneyPlays, and was amused by their impersonation of him? ... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life pretending to be possessed by Sonichu? ... that Ivy got Chris to watch The End of Evangelion? ... that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him? ... that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"? ... that BABSCon staff framed and displayed Chris's futile attempts for them to allow Chris to attend the event?

Quote of the Now “ You could be surviving as strong as [Bob] is. ” Chris in a Cameo to enabler Philip who has been hospitalized Da Update It is currently April 2026. It has been... 32 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 24 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 34 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 17 April Chris accidentally publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1, then quickly sets the video to private. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time and its subtitled version. 11 April - Chris uploads CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts. 4 April - Chris posts CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You. 3 April - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance. 1 April - Chris posts a "confession" video. 29 March - Chris publishes CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose. 28 March - Chris livestreams Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki. 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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