Golden Church of Sonichu

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Sonichu. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "mama".

Golden Church of Sonichu is a Discord server set up by Praetor, exclusive to customers who bought a golden medallion off of Praetor's OfficialCWCmart page.

Before Chris' First Message

16 February 2021

Praetor

Thank you Wizard

*Wizrd.

SOPER MERIO

Transfer to CWCville

17 February 2021

Chris (as Sonichu)

Hey, I am feeling uncertain, disgruntled, and mildy confused. All I consciously know at the moment is that everything of the dimension merge is continuing on better now, and shortly enough I will be in Cwcville with this body, and during the present time I am to chill and give this body a bunch of self-love. Yet, as I've mensioned to y'all earlier on Instagram, this body and brain are still harping on its failure of a mutual respected/love cuddle or lay in this universe.

My bad for not starting this thread with more positive news.

Thanks for listening.

censored user

So, is Christine's spirit in her body in this world?

21 February 2021

Chris(as Sonichu)

No, Chris is still in my body in universe C-197.

Project List

23 February 2021

Praetor

@everyone Hey ya'll! The purpose of this discord, this Church, is to bring about collaboration in order to further the omnipotent grasp of Chris Chan Sonichu and our allies. That being said, these are the current projects being worked on: -Christine has fully greenlit [red censored user]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline. -The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details. -Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz. -Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon. -Test footage for @Deleted User has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth. -If any ideas, products, or other marketable content comes to mind, please drop it in the main Discord Chat. Thanks again.

Deleted User

Me and my friend can work on cgi, but frame by frame may look more similar and be easier to fix and shape to Sonichus preference

red censored user

Rad. Just messaged her

Not Yet in CWCville

24 February 2021

Chris (as Sonichu)

Hey, y'all.

Just kinda emoting out some; did today's meditate in the gazebo with the gate crystal and all.

It's Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's birthday; she's still in my body in Cwcville, and I, Sonichu Prime, am still in her body in this universe. I am feeling like, "Why the hell am I not in Cwcville with this body today of all days!?"

Hey, @Praetor, it looks like all of the golden medallions have been sold; awesome job, dude.

Such a premature return body swap would not only be very bad to this timeline, but it is not in either our control to make the return swap.

Return Body Swap

25 February 2021

Chris

Christine: And yet, the fated return swap happened last night

Too much going on right now.

I return from C-197 after ten months and 24 days, and My Little Pony G5 is still not cancelled?!

As having to resync with my own brain and body was not bad enough; this apocalyptic thing is still going on. It's a major pain in the Cosmos as well.

Meditation

5 March 2021

Chris

Hello, peoples.

A Christian and a Silver walk into a bar, and they have this very conversation right now.

And then the Goddess behind the counter says, "Tea and biscuits on me."

3 tumbler glass emoji, 1 teapot emoji, and 3 dumpling emoji

I'm feeling well and good right now, about to go into another meditate hour.

DM Ideas

6 March 2021

Chris

Hey, [redacted], DM me what ideas you have so far, and I'll put in my thoughts from there, please.

Further Meditation

10 March 2021

Chris

Greetings, @everyone.

I have been meditating further into myself lately; it was very long overdue on my part.

I am getting my body more back into movements and reconnecting with nature was well.

I also am going to be making my own long-overdue lists of my own faults, as well as counter-affirmations, and then burning the fault list to release that known and self-judgements and self-criticisms of the past into the void of nothingness.

I am also pleased to announce that I have personally found confirmation in other psychic, magic, and creative/artist types, and those the higher level of sensitive feeling and sensing the Dimension Merge, in its apex processes at the present. One such high-level psychic refers to it as a "Collective Shift", and and they have confirmed from consulting with their spirits and other-dimensional individuals of my many, many years of personally participating and working hard interdimensionally and intergalactically.

I feel most humbled and pleased with my work being most recognized and fully appreciated.

The events are continuing on as foreseen and considerably scheduled for this timeline.

For the present parts, on my end, I am focusing more on myself, my loves, and going with the flow.

Tis a very positive and good development indeed. (edited)

@everyone, please feel free to spread this good news as you will with your friends. Also, offer kindest respects to all psychic and magic types; feel encouraged to consult with a psychic to have your remaining questions answered in regards to the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift.

And, of course, support all creative and artist types, even though not all of them are presently linked with universe C-197 in their works.

For now, I bless everyone in this Discord server now and incoming. Be safe and well; have a great day.

lightning, blue heart, lightning emoji

Petition to Cancel MLP G5

12 March 2021

Chris

@everyone, you can all help in securing a bit of safety in one aspect of our merging universes today. (links to a change.org petition to "Cancel/Postpone G5 My Little Pony")

Affirmations List

12 March 2021

Chris

Hey, @everyone, I've just finished my affirmations list, after going through the self-criticisms list; I will likely add more to the affirmations list. As I have foreseen, the positives outweight the blockages. The blockages took up two pages; affirmations Three.

3 attached images containing 3 handwritten pages of Chris's self-affirmations

13 March 2021

Chris

No, it's still in progress.

Deep Body Soul Searching

22 March 2021

Chris

Good morning, @everyone.

I have had a revelation of a find after further deep body-soul searching.

I post these pre-types screen caps that lay it out:

5 attached screenshots of another Discord conversation in a different server, revealing that Chris uses Discord on light mode.

Screenshot Transcript

Screenshot Transcript

- 10:27 AM: You have a good night's sleep? Chris 10:28AM: More than that. I managed to look even deeper within my body to locate the magic within to bring it out to functionality. I also found a clue that goes along this thread of events. By the magic source, a Rainbow Chaos Emerald, was a slip of paper, which read "redrum4891". Magi-Chan encouraged me to look further into that clue. Ever heard of Claire Hough? She was a sweet 14-year old who was visiting San Diego from Rhode Island away back in '84. - 10:33AM: Interdasting Chris She was murdered on the beach, with her boom box by her side. She listened to such popular tracks, including "I'm All Out of Love" by Air Supply. I was just now talking with her.(Edited) Apparently, somehow, by some twist of fate, Sockness got ahold of a piece of her boom box. - 10:36AM: Good song Chris 10:37AM: I'm not sure which part, be it the cassette tape from within, a piece broken off of the boom box left behind on the beach, or what. And I'm still piecing together how my becoming conscious of these details and this curious thought piece is correlating with the present events, but a thing is happening, Bismuth. Another murdered girl, from here in Virginia, Morgan, swung by as I was talking to Claire. I am sensing a theme. Obviously, Sockness' sick rituals, and shit.(edited) But, also, we're talking about ladies who were feeling lost in their lives at the time, not yet fully finding themselves, fatedly falling into their own respective becoming murdered, and the rippling effects from each of those events. 10:46AM: Chances are someone else may get murdered in the near future; it is likely to be preventable. Common theme of some young, or young-ish, adult, still finding themselves, on a brink of self-revelation, and then Wham. Obvious details, including this pandemic having sheltered more than too many, millions of individuals having passed on from this universe at that expense. I remained immortal, both my body and I, regardless of alternate timelines, so we are safe. And now thing are clearing up on that, and peoples are getting this vaccine. They are starting mg to get out more again. Or, otherwise, got a bunch more sheltered-in types out of that. With social media these days, lots of these sheep-like individuals are taking to sharing their life stories on their walls and threads. And counting those who are on their own brink of breaking out and finding themselves, if not so already. Becoming more woke. Or, otherwise, subconsciously triggered into falling to their own murders. That can be determined by how conscious they were and what they may have known prior to their respective demises. Claire had promised her friend she would not leave the house and being reckless; she could have stayed at home that night. But something triggered her into doing so; a fated trigger. Same with Morgan: she could have stayed in that Metallica concert at the JPJ, but something triggered her to just leave. And you can definitely speak similar of others as well. The killer and their motives are irrelevant since they are also on sleep-triggers of their own. It's the victims to be that should be encouraged to stay and not go out to their fates, if their presence was really destined to remain in this timeline. Everyone has these clues to see ahead on Social Media these days. These Can be utilized to prevent the next one from happening. Yeah, obviously. I'm pre-meditatively laying and spelling all this out, and all this was triggered from deep within. So, yeah. get sleuthing; keep watch for the signs online and offline within your viewpoints, as will I. - 11:02AM: ok, Are their any more obvious commonalities? Chris 11:04AM: Being a deity, I can't disclose every single detail to those involved to solving and making sure the next one(s) don't get killed, but I can still offer guidance. To find the deeper details of common threads amongst these murders of past days and years, ask the online sleuths and trolls. And, as John Kramer constantly said, but not being a murderer, here: - 11:05AM: So do you think it's a serial killer? Chris 11:05AM: "I want to play a game." Possibly

Obviously, I'd like to prevent a very crucial murder from happening.

So, outsource, and check everyone online and offline for those amongst the possible young(ish)-adult type feeling lost, maybe partially Woke, on the verge of greater Enlightenment.

Please, and Thank You.

Sockness

28 March 2021

Praetor

Sockness. The address said San Fran, that's where he is right?

Chris

Unfortunately, that IS Jacob's address.

I should know; he bought the oldest pair of painted Adidas shoes I've about worn out from eBay; logged his address into the contacts for reference.

Slim Activity

30 March 2021

Sloth

Hey! Nice to meet everybody. I'm sloth but my real name is Micah!

Matt

Hi all and Christine, robes sound cool, I've been playing around with just a general rugby top look plus the medallion also you can call me [redacted] or Matt (my actual name) either works for me (edited)

Sloth

Hi Matt! I'd definitely be into robes too. I like the idea of robes with stripes, and maybe the colors of the stripes signify your importance in the church.

Praetor

@everyone As of now activity on this discord may be a bit slim. However, we aim to get ourselves and Christine far more active here! Please toss any ideas you got in the chat, as we're looking to do anything to further the power of the Golden Church.

Matt

I managed to get a similar rl rugby top so I've been rocking it for a bit now I have some sneakers (with multiple colors so blue and yellow are there) so it's a pretty rad look with the medallion.

But yeah I agree with the rugby top colours but I think that incorporating the blue and yellow would be a nice touch

Marie

welcome micah !

Chris's Corporeal Form

31 March 2021

unknown redacted user #1

As a trans humanist I'm am keenly interested in your opinion @CWCSonichu1982 on the effects of a dimensional merge and the releasing of a physical form, as a goddess would you say you would retain a corporeal form? Or would you be a higher being with need for such things?

6 April 2021

Chris

My body is light, able to adapt to any other universes' situations on any planet or within outer space. I also have the power and energy of the Chaos Emeralds within me; for that same reason whithin Sonic, Sonichu, and the rest, this is also why they and I can breathe in space.

Anyway

Hey, @everyone. I am pleased to announce to all of you that for each of you, your respective divine enlightenments and manifested paths to your greater purposes in the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift are at hand. Be greater aware of your local surroundings, as well as an increase in your respective body's abilities and powers. Go forth and do your best as you each will.

unknown redacted user #1

Thanks for the insight, personally I like the idea of light being pure data, basically have an effect on the physical and the digital. I really want to ask more but I dont want to flood chat xD, thanks for your encouraging words Christine!

11 April 2021

unknown redacted user #2

Hell yeah

Been looking forward to some enlightenment

About Unity Between Dimensions

26 June 2021

Chris

To @everyone, a general announcement with care.

To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regards to us of 1218.

Unity and a greater strength for our combined Earth and galaxies is at hand. Need not take arms, but be open for the good in each other.

All superheroes and deities, myself included, and other individuals of military strengths and powers, and the leaders of each nation and countries; on both halves of this whole Earth, we maintain wisdom and peace for the greater whole as best as we are capable of.

unknown redacted user#1

How would you suggest we achieve greatness in this way

Chris

It is not perfect, but we are most appreciative and grateful for the understanding and compassion of the general public and flocks there of that we each help, work with, and defend, during these times at hand.

Chris

And to you all until my next announcement or insight, I state in positive encouragement to you all: be safe and well with lots of love. Thank you.

Chris

⚡💙⚡

Chris

Among the other techniques available in looking within yourself, and reaching out to the Cosmos to do as well; Meditate, Count your Blessings, and Love yourself.

unknown redacted user#1

Anything to help you in your path to greatness

Reaction to the Barbara Incident

30 July 2021

Redacted User #1

Well, today has been quite something, hasn’t it?

Redacted User #2

*redacted* I think we need to hear from Chris herself regarding this, ASAP. Assuming she has yet to be institutionalized.

Redacted User #3

Yea ...

Redacted User #4

Agreed!

I heard social services arrived but that’s only going off trollsome rumors

Redacted User #5

it’s hard to dodge trolls, im really worried about this whole thing, and the trolls are only making it worse

Redacted User #4

Apparently there’s news going around that Chris has been arrested even.

Redacted User #5

jeez…

Redacted User #3

Yes it's official

Chris chan has been detained and could be possibly facing a class 5 felony

Barbara’s at a senior’s emergency center being checked up on currently

And no let the kiwi farms in 3 days is going to give Chris the GoFundMe money

So I’m going to just assume that this is the end of this discord

Redacted User #6

Look i did it for the medallion, if she shows up id be surprised

Redacted User #5

Hmm

The Details of Chris's Arrest

1 August 2021

Redacted User #1

You either live long enough to something something or you die early

However the saying goes

Redacted User #2

We have confirmation on what he was arrested for.

Incest

He's definitely going to jail

Redacted User #3

Goodbye, Chris...

Redacted User #4

Damn...

What a sight...

Redacted User #5

source?

Praetor

So umm...

This was all pretty quick

Redacted User #5

hmmm I guess this is the Golden Jailhouse of Sonichu now and the only gold is the piss on the floor

Redacted User #4

yes

HarperWell's Video

On the 9th of May 2022, Youtube user HarperWell released a youtube video where he chronicled his findings after infiltrating a secretive Discord server created by Praetor for VIP Chris fans.

In the video, Harper shows many screenshots of conversations held in the Discord and reads aloud the most "significant". Harper takes care to censor all "bystanders" and "people not associated with Chris or Praetor".

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The Golden Church of Sonichu Discord Server - A Dossier
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in this video, i go over the golden church of sonichu discord server, that to my understanding, hasn't been brought up in full yet. so i decided to provide everything i could about it for documentation purposes. thanks for watching and feel free to leave a like and comment or subscribe for more chris chan related content.

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in early 2021 christian posted this onto twitter and it was an etsy link of their first and only line of golden sonichu medallions if you purchased it you'd be given access to an associated golden church of sonichu discord server the package came with two things inside the medallion itself and a certificate of authenticity the certificate would have a randomly generated number with four digits upon sending the four numbers to chris's business partner creator via etsy direct message you would be able to send a friend request to praetor's discord account which would then lead you to an invite to the server a friend and i did this and this is what i have to show for it my name is herperwell and this is the golden church of sonichu [Music] the server began on february 16th of 2021 with the first message from chris being on the 17th reading hey i'm feeling uncertain disgruntled and mildly confused all i consciously know at the moment is that everything of the dimension merge is continuing on better now and surely enough i will be in quickville with this body and during this present time i am to chill and give this body a bunch of self-love yet as i've mentioned to y'all earlier on instagram this body and brain are still harping on its failure of a mutual respected slash love cuddle or lay in this universe my bad for not starting this thread with more positive news thanks for listening a user responds with so is christine's spirit in her body in this world chris responds with no chris is still in my body in universe c197 on february 23rd creator pinged everyone saying hey y'all the purpose of this discord this church is to bring about collaboration in order to further the omnipotent grasp of christian sonichu and our allies that being said these are the only current projects being worked on christine has fully greenlit blanks video game please message chris directly as soon as possible as christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline the parade or flamethrower will be stress tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us please stand by for future details christine has approved the future sale of potions blessed by her these are to be sold for less than 17 a piece but a fixed price has not yet been decided we need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk as cheap as possible is best as we are going to be selling three to four kinds of potions stocked at least 12 each bottles must be at very least four ounces at most 16 ounces pristine's golden medallions have already sold out expect more members soon test footage for deleted user has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a sonichu next to chris allowing us to feature a sonichu in the upcoming christian movie please complete this as soon as possible and we will kiss you on the mouth if any ideas products or other marketable content comes to mind please drop it in the main discord chat thanks again deleted user responds with me and my friend can work on cgi but frame by frame may look more similar and be easier to fix and shape to sonichu's preference a user replies with rad just messenger on february 24th chris messaged the server saying hey y'all just kind of emoting out some did today's meditate in the casibo with the gate crystal and all it's christine wesson chandler sonichu's birthday she's still in my body in quickbill and i sonichu prime am still in her body in this universe i am feeling like why the hell am i not in quickville with this body today of all days hey at praetor it looks like all of the golden medallions have been sold awesome job dude a user responds with have you ever considered attempting to switch back even if it's just for one day chris responds with such a premature return body swap would be not only very bad to this timeline but it is not in either of our control to make the return swap the next day pristine responds with and yet the faded return swap happened last night another user responds with wonderful welcome home christine will you show the world your adventures in quickville through new comics or is there too much to break down first responds with too much going on right now i returned from c197 after 10 months and 24 days and my little pony g5 is still not canceled as having to re-sync with my own brain and body was not bad enough this apocalyptic thing is still going on it's a major pain in the cosmos as well five days later chris sends a message out to the server saying i've been meditating further in myself lately it was very long overdue on my part i'm getting my body more back into movements and reconnecting with nature as well i'm also going to be making my own long overdue lists of my own faults as well as counter affirmations and then burning the fault list to release that known and self-judgments and self-criticisms of the past into the void of nothingness i'm also pleased to announce that i have personally found confirmation in other psychic magic and creative slash artist types and those the higher level of sensitive feeling and sensing and experiencing the dimension merge and its apex processes at the present one such high-level psychic refers to it as a collective shift and they have confirmed from consulting with their spirits and other dimensional individuals of many many years of personally participating and working hard interdimensionally and intergalactically i feel most humbled and pleased with my work being most recognized and fully appreciated the events are continuing on as foreseen and considerably scheduled for this timeline for the present parts on my end i am focusing more on myself my loves and going with the flow tis a very positive and good development indeed and then chris pings everyone in the server saying please feel free to spread this good news as you will with your friends also offer the kindest respects to all psychic and magic types feel encouraged to consult with a psychic to have your remaining questions answered in regards to the dimension merge slash collective shift and of course support all creative and artist types even though not all of them are presently linked with the universe c197 in their works for now i bless everyone in this server now and incoming be safe and well have a great day two days later on march 12th raider pings everyone saying hey there everyone we are now opening the discord to anyone who has purchased a golden medallion while all members allowed are screened beforehand if any leaked stupid-ass messages occur please let us know so that we can not resolve this situation and permanently ban the offender without explanation if you are not aware of the golden medallion deal please visit our etsy store here and they provide the link thanks again on the same day chris pings everyone saying hey everyone i just finished my affirmations list after going through the self-criticisms list i will likely add more to the affirmations list as i have foreseen the positives outweigh the blockages the blockages took up two pages the affirmations three and i will not be reading all of these but they will be on screen right now on march 22nd chris pings everyone saying good morning everyone i have had a revelation of a find after further deep body soul searching i post these pre-type screen gaps that lay it out chris proceeds to show discord screenshots that i will also not be reading but i will be showing on screen that detail i dreamed chris had about a potential murder [Music] and after sending these screenshots chris says obviously i'd like to prevent a very crucial murder from happening so outsource and check everyone online and offline for those amongst the possible youngish adult types feeling lost may be partially woke on the verge of greater enlightenment please and thank you on the 25th of march prayer messages the server saying you won't believe who the hell ordered a medallion earlier sockness the address said san fran that's where he is right that's the address he put in it could just be a san fran based troll chris responds with unfortunately that is jacob's address i should know he bought the oldest pair of painted adidas shoes i've about worn out from ebay logged his address into the contacts for reference on march 31st a transhumanist asked a question to christine as a transhumanist i'm keenly interested in your opinion on the effects of a dimensional merge and the releasing of a physical form as a goddess would you say you would retain a corporeal form or would you be a higher being with need for such things chris responds with my body is light able to adapt to any other universe's situations on any planet or within outer space i also have the power and energy of the chaos emeralds within me for that same reason within sonic sonichu and the rest this is also why they and i can breathe in space anyway chris pings everyone saying hey everyone i am pleased to announce to all of you that for each of you your respective divine enlightenments and manifested paths to your greater purposes in the dimension merge collective shift are at hand be greater aware of your local surroundings as well as an increase in your respective bodies abilities and powers go forth and do your best as you each will the transhumanist responds with thanks for the insight personally i like the idea of light being pure data basically have an effect on the physical and the digital i really want to ask more but i don't want to flood chat xd thanks for your encouraging words christine roughly two and a half months later chris pings everyone with a message saying to everyone a general announcement with care to all of you on my flock i highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self work and enlightenment for amongst you all the dimension merge slash collective shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe haves each of you has your own inner potential and strength we have no need for war or quarrel at all with the ocs and individuals of c197 as i state to all those individuals in regard to us of one two one eight unity and greater strength for our combined earth and galaxies is at hand no need to take arms but be open for the good in each other all superheroes and deities myself included and other individuals of military strength and powers and the leaders of each nation and countries on both halves of this whole earth we maintain wisdom and peace for the greater whole as best as we are capable of a user responds with how would you suggest we achieve greatness in this way chris messages the server saying it is not perfect but we are most appreciative and grateful for the understanding and compassion of the general public and flocks thereof that we each help work with and defend during these times at hand and to you all until my next announcement or insight i state in positive encouragement to you all be safe and well with lots of love thank you christine responds to the user saying among the other techniques available in looking within yourself and reaching out to the cosmos to do as well meditate count your blessings and love yourself the user responds with anything to help you in your path to greatness [Music] a little over a month later rumors of chris being detained for incest had come out a day after those rumors turned out to be true everyone had come out as not being true followers and everyone was shocked and disgusted rightfully so because it had come out that chris had engaged in sexual acts with their mother and to the reaction and memes of chris getting arrested this user says you either live long enough to something something or you die early however the saint goes and pretty shortly after that they were unsure what to do in the server so called themselves the fellowship ever since those unfortunate few days the users would update each other regularly on the antics of chris in prison and as of now that's all the server is just a reminder of what chris was and a small peer into the future of who chris will become that was the golden church of sonichu my name is harperwell thank you for watching

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