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Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason.
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Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood. 
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Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain. 
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Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day.
Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations.
It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude".

Latest revision as of 22:10, 14 July 2026

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Quote of the Now

“ HOW MANY Individuals have been over-blinded by Hatred for the sake of Hatred?! Also, what a Baffling Dumb Reason to hate.

I mean, back in 2006 or so, people online Hated on Me! It's baffled me. Hatred for the sake of Hatred, LOLing me due to me being Autistic, not to mention Mockery and... ...the "Art" of me and my Sonichus and Rosechus mislabeling and portraying us in wrong lights. WHY?! Because it was a LOL moment for some of you and the perverted mindsets within.

I never could understand the logic and lack of reasoning. That aspect of internet culture is f***ing dumb. Stop Being Dumb like and start being kind with others. The judgmentalities blind from that which is better. And apparently those individuals are not looking into the Cwcville Autobots content that resonates along with Cybertronian History and the collaboration with Earth and all. I can't find it online, but there was one "art" from well over a decade and a half ago that depicted Son-Chu being bored and smoking a cigarette and acting like he lacked a purpose or meaning.

Well, He AND His Autobot Team have personalities, souls and Purpose, as do Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu. They are not boring, and they are dynamic in personality and substance.

If only some of you had not mocked and hated on it.

But I do appreciate those like Bryan and Trickie who offered fan works with substance, heart and soul. I realized that I was blinded by my hormones and shit, once upon a time, but my head has become a lot more clear in the past decade and progressing. Also, I have always been serious about the Dimension Merge. I possess personal experiences and premonitions like a lot of Pisces born individuals do. And the Sonichus, Rosechus and everything, everywhere and everyone else of the C-197 Half of this Earth are Real and Flesh like you all and I. I will never ever be told otherwise, because I know; it is not just simple belief. I wish all of you, Gibi as well, would open your minds, hearts and eyes and see for yourselves.

And I really do not care if you all over hate and misread my words on the Reddit and Kiwi or whatever. I am all of me, and I have been doing everything with everyone.

Peace and Love.
⚡️💙⚡️

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For years, trolls joked that Chris, in his desperation to find a boyfriend-free girl, would eventually turn to his mom based on his occasional off‐putting comments about her and their constant proximity to one another. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though — but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.

Chris and Barb's incestuous affair most likely began on 27 June 2021, but his social media presence earlier in the month may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date, Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.

On 27 July 2021, during a call with Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke, Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition, also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her. He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's late father Bob, who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her G-spot.

Files were leaked to the public the following night, and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July. In early August 2021, Chris was arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and was held without bail.

Chris was kept in jail or in a mental hospital until 27 March 2023, at which point he was released into a group home. As a result of Chris complying with the autism disorder deferred disposition program, his incest charge was dropped in August 2023. He has commented on the charge against him numerous times since his arrest and denied that he and his mother had sex, despite previous admission to the contrary. Due to the weens abusing the donation system on his livestreams to spam such messages, he had come up with a lot of excuses, from claiming that " [he has] been forgiven and cleansed of any and all sins of [his], period", to stating that it happened in another timeline.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

157
 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
1,776
 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.
2,768
 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
3,201
 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.


This Day in Christory

"It's okay, if you like someone making the music in the background. It took away pops from the rappin of the two cooks. And adding seafood like in the song to the cake... are you kidding? They should have done it without the noise; it's in da rules. A petite comical moment comes around with an empty plate for no sample and turning off the TV after "thinking about it". I give it 4/5 Stars for moderate effort."

Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris reminded voters that it was the last day to vote for the "Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown" contest, and offered several extremely biased blog posts.

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Today was also the day, in 2009, that Liquid Chris released "Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!"

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Improvement Projects of the Now

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July 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Da Update

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It is currently July 2026. It has been...
30
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
125
 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current updates
  • 19 July - On Bluesky and Twitter, Chris promotes CosmicKeyframe's GoFundMe which was set up the previous day for help getting precancerous tissue removed from her cervix.
  • 18 July - Chris publishes JCWCSP's old Nintendo Switch 1 For Sale on Cwclight, a reminder for the video game console that he put up for sale in April.
  • 17 July - Around midnight, it is noticed that Chris's Twitter has a verification checkmark again. Chris found out about it the next day, denying that he got it by paying for the premium subscription.
  • 16 July - Chris posts to Bluesky that his Wi-Fi is still not restored, delaying the video and promising it will come the next week again.
  • 14 July - Chris likes a Bluesky post from Lightning Bliss using his lightpower82 account, resuming the first public activity on the account since liking a ProjectSNT post on 17 April.
  • 11 July - Chris writes another question to Chris McFeely on Bluesky and gets ignored yet again.
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