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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and free mother fucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,622 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Quote of the Now “ To the individual taking the recent pictures of me, we have cameras, and we know what car you drive. We will not release your license plates. But the puzzle pieces were easy to put together. Square mirrors, and that was not even my car in the mirror. Plus the time you u-turned and took my picture. Point is, I really do not like photos of me being taken without my prior consent, in stores or anywhere, period. I can very well easily go to the proper people, including store management or authorities, with the respective footage and find you. So, to this guy and the rest of you, Please Stop taking pictures or videos of me behind my back and without my consent. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris

Article of the Week Gay 4 Sonichu is the Internet's first web forum for Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgendered Sonichu fans. Unsurprisingly, the message board was an attempt to bait Chris into a response by trolls, which Chris fell for hook, line, and sinker. While Gay 4 Sonichu was very short term, with only one instance of direct contact with Chris (in the form of an IRC encounter between Chris and Gay 4 Sonichu founder Ignatius J. Reilly, PhD.) it had a long term impact. Reilly's paper on the homoerotic themes of Sonichu, "Heterosexual Homoeroticism in Internet Subcultures: A Case Study" (published in the Journal of Gay and Lesbian Subculture Studies, Fall 2009) seemed to hit Chris hard. Chris would also retcon aspects of his comic that could be taken to be gay, such as the Rainbow Chris scene from Sub-Episode 2 and redubbing the Sonichu Balls "Sonichu Crystals." (More...) Post-Jail Counter It has been... 1,058 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 279 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris adds in another Flipnote animation filled with failed random access humor. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? ... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase? ... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"? ... that Chris went to school on the short bus? ... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens? ... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject? ... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? ... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ... that the pickle man tricked Chris again? ... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places? ... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Duckie! From the ED saga: Appeared in "Take that Page DOWN NOW!".

Da Update It is currently June 2024. It has been... 26 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 30 May - Chris threatens legal action against the person behind the previous day sighting. 29 May - Chris is spotted at the Big Island house. 28 May - Third round of Praetor commissions goes on sale on OfficialCWCMart. 26 May - Chris receives two official write-in votes for the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party. 24 May - Chris is spotted at an airport in Dallas, Texas. Recently Uncovered Info 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 22 June - Remove G5 demand from March 2024 14 June - Chris's incest case is updated with miscellaneous court information from April 2024 11 June - Movie Night picks from September 2020 30 May - Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia from October 2020 20 May - Priorities from December 2019 19 May - Conjuring Movies from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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