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Article of the Week On 27 March 2023, Chris was released from jail, with the only explanation being "released by court order". Beginning on 1 May 2023, sightings of Chris were reported in various places around Chesterfield County, Virginia. From June onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including Williamsburg, Lynchburg, Bedford and Ruckersville. In 2024 Chris began to be spotted in Finland and at conventions. Most of the sightings are initially posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit or to Twitter. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of August, it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his own car. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by Flutter, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest sweetheart. These factors combined, along with Chris's diminished internet presence, have caused sightings of Chris to remain much more common than they ever were before his arrest. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,791 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 1,012 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. HIPAA Counter Chris was in an unknown location for 65 days. He was likely there since his third hearing in February 2022, which would be a total stay of 90 days. He is now returned to the Jail of Fail. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2006, beloved Chandler dog Patti finally escapes her misery at the hands of the manchild and dies; yet even death is not the end for her, being reincarnated in the hellhole that is CWCville. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Sonichu has his own amiibo? ... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke? ... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0? ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? ... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions? ... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing? ... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons? ... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one? ... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart? ... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis? ... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis? ... that Chris needs no bitches?

Quote of the Now “ I have been made aware that I was hacked, and I have remedied the situation. Any post made about any form of BitCoin or Crypto Currency, that was not me. It was a scam from the hacker. Do not buy anything from them or any crypto. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on X and Bluesky addressing being hacked on Instagram Da Update It is currently June 2026. It has been... 22 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 91 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 12 June - Chris publishes FanMail and Cwcville Autobots Stream Highlights. 5 June Chris and Flutter are spotted in the Mall of Tripla cinema, going to see The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4 31 May - Chris's Instagram account promotes a crypto coin after being hacked. 29 May - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated and Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short). Recently Uncovered Info 11 June - DPF call with Bob Chandler from January 2010. 24 May - Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction from May 2009. 30 April - Chando Sings! from September 2008. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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