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Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned (original file name "(On the Road to) The City of Cwcville song") is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 October 2023. It is notable for being Chris's first upload for more than two years, and the first of the Second Coming. In the video's description, Chris links to Praetor's online shop OfficialCWCmart, indicating he is still in business with the group. It is likely that Praetor influenced this video, seen in the green screen and editing seen in previous Praetor projects.
The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen; the first is a spoof of "Double Trouble" loaded with slurred, almost nonsensical lyrics, while the second is a parody of "Viridian City" that's now centered around going to CWCville. Interspersed are brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video throughout. Overall, unlike his previous attempts at making music videos, the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.)
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It has been...
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1,907 days since Chris was last placed in custody.
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1,128 days since the last known communication from Chris.
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We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2008, Christian issued a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.
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In 2017, Sachumo, best known for creating a documentary about Chris, starts a livestream and calls Chris for an interview.
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- ... that Chris denies being a lolcow?
- ... that Barbara is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician?
- ... that Chris can feel how sad and horny he is in his heart and solar plexus chakra?
- ... that Chris admits Women's Rights didn't exist in CWCville until 2017?
- ... and that he blames it on the past Chris?
- ... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on toys during the Financhu Crisis, which could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for?
- ... that Chris's full name and description is "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"?
- ... that the COVID-19 pandemic was engineered by Jacob Sockness?
- ... that Count Graduon is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation?
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It is currently October 2026. It has been...
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53 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
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207 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.
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We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
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