Aly Hirschberg

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“	England needs more cuties like @Too_Sexy4CWC.	”
Aly

Hirschberg's fundraiser for Chris: the former thinks the money will bring him to London and Tokyo, while the latter has other designs for it.

Aly Hirschberg
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Name	Aly Hirschberg
Also known as	Alan Christopher Ganly Alan Christopher Hulkerine Azrael vRS Davison Tailschu
Date of Birth	27 July 1987 (age 37)
Gender	Female
Nationality	Scottish
Ethnicity	Jewish
Religion	Mormon (former) Chris worship

Aly Michelle Hirschberg (mostly known by her transgender byname Alan Christopher) is a mentally disturbed Scottish Jew living in England who has made it her life's mission as a white knight and professed believer in the Dimensional Merge to spread Chris's wonder throughout the known world. Like other exceptional individuals interested in Chris, she would use her monthly tugboat to purchase many of his wares offered on Etsy and eBay before these commercial affairs were shut down, yet the two only met sometime August 2019. As would other weens watching on the sidelines in September 2019, she encouraged Jacob Sockness's ill-fated journey to Chris's home. Aly goes above and beyond normal weenery, however, in that she wants to make Chris's life an international affair. She has encouraged both Chris and Sockness to visit her home country to have a 'polyamourous orgy' ([sic]) with her, and has set up fundraisers in vain for this purpose since first making his acquaintance, regardless of the fact that Chris has never left the United States and has virtually no authentic experience with foreigners, and presumably has not got the passport he would need to make such a trip at any rate.

Hirschberg is an uncanny, grotesque mirror of Chris's various faults. She is described by those who know her personally as egotist, violent and cruel. She is obsessed with finding a romantic partner, to the point that she had joined the Mormons for no other purpose than to get a boyfriend until she was kicked out of her church. Before this, she was expelled from her childhood synagogue for proclaiming herself a god and prophet. She believes herself to have magic powers. She has no sense of financial responsibility, refusing to work but instead receiving a monthly tugboat and spending all of her money on childhood toys. Like Chris, she has a mother of questionable character who is interested in her child primarily for the revenue she 'generates'. They are both smelly.

Like Chris and possibly Sockness, Hirschberg is convinced in earnest that the Dimensional Merge and CWCville are real, and that Sockness's sorcery is really effective. Such detachment from reality long antedated any involvement with, or even exposure to, Chris, as noted above. Aly has several original characters, named Kobayashi, Zeke and Katy, whom she thinks in truth live in Chris's fantasyland. Beside her apparently genuine belief in the Merge, Hirschberg is also infatuated with Sockness even more than Chris himself is; they have apparently met and befriended each other. On several occasions, she has publicly described her attraction to Sockness and called Chris 'lucky' to have somebody as obsessive as 'the most beautiful man [she has] ever seen'. Moreover, Hirschberg believes that Sockness has visited her in her dreams.

Though Chris has expressed interest in visiting Britain and Japan before, this would not be what led Chris to notice her or advertise her £5,000 fundraiser. Instead, the two made direct contact for the first time when Chris re-tweeted the campaign on 6 October 2019, claiming the money was supposed to take care of his expenses for BABSCon. Curiously, Hischberg had created a separate fundraiser of £4,000 specifically for BABSCon, while the £5,000 campaign Chris provided on Twitter was the pre-existing one for this proposed world tour. Whether this was oversight or a deliberate grab for a thousand quid cannot be determined. Humorously enough, on 14 October, Chris tried again to share the link for the BABSCon fundraiser on Twitter, but botched it, only posting a partial, broken link. Even so, Chris has had little direct conversation with Hirschberg, being focused instead on his trading cards, other trolls and their mutual idol.

See also

• List of Chris's financial enablers

References

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