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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,681 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." Not really, though.

Quote of the Now “ I have been drawing. I'm just waiting until it's complete before puting anything of it online. ” Chris on Bluesky

Article of the Week Charlottesville Fashion Square was a shopping mall and one of the original venues for Chris's Love Quest exploits. Like all of his "Attraction Locations", it didn't do much for him, as his behavior led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a ban from the mall. Owing to the mall's popularity with Chris as a social and Attraction Location, it has since became a place of hallowed ground among trolls, weens and Christorians alike. It closed in 2025. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory; In 2009, Chris demands the removal of his ED article. He later reuploads the an extended version of the video. (more...) In 2009, Chris claims to have obtained the mugshot of Clyde Cash. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll. (more...) In 2009, Chris announces he is leaving YouTube forever. Or maybe just until 9 April. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville? ... and that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison? ... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh? ... and that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting? ... and that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College? ... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan? ... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend? ... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one? ... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day? ... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England? ... and that Chris also believes one of his ancestors sailed aboard the Mayflower? ... that Keffals is an enabler of Chris at least since the Second Coming? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The PaRappa Shirt! From the Liquid saga: Appeared in 11042009 51 50.

Da Update It is currently March 2025. It has been... 44 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 14 March Chris uploads JCWCSP Dramatic Reading - Chaos Crystal Control Act 0. He records Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run, a livestream. 24 February - Chris's 43rd birthday. A ween on Kiwi Farms visits Barb and claims that she said, "I have a son. It’s his birthday today." 14 February - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at a pet store in Lynchburg. Recently Uncovered Info 18 March - ThePCAssassins phone calls with Bob. 16 February - Downtown Mall and Fashion Square from September 2020 4 February - Quartz, Transformers, Trump from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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