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Article of the Week Asperchu is a multiple award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the Sonichu comics, who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,588 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 809 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. HIPAA Counter Chris was in an unknown location for 65 days. He was likely there since his third hearing in February 2022, which would be a total stay of 90 days. He is now returned to the Jail of Fail. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris hit out at Jack Thaddeus over the homosexual ads on CWCipedia. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan? ... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call? ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris? ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute? ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe? ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation? ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense? ... that Chris BILLY MAYS Allison Amber Brendan Fraser Mary Lee Walsh is the Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu? ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment? ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?

Quote of the Now “ I wish my upbringing was better, but it is what it is. And I wish I could have been able to kept the friendships that meant a lot to me over the years, but to each their own respective paths, as I, mine. And I am grateful for what kindness I can get, but even I know the vibe I gave off and still do, at least somewhat. I am not a fan of this vibe. ” Chris in reflective mood Da Update It is currently December 2025. It has been... 14 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 203 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 3 December - Chris uploads Bumba Lumba Outtake Movie and Son-Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated. 1 December - Chris uploads Movies Intro plus CC-82 Outtake Movie. 29 November - Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video. 21 November Chris publishes Cwclight Reviews Opening Intros with Subtitles and Cwclight Reviews Opening Intros. Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Plus Subtitles and JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video. (both unlisted) Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Plus Subtitles Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video. (unlisted) 18 November Chris publishes Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated and Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009. 4 November - Photos of the ED sign visit from October 2008. 3 November - The rest of the comic pages for The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0 from 2008 to 2009. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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