Main Page

Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, and (alleged) literal motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,644 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week Chris is a big fan of music; he listens to tracks from many genres and decades, though mostly pop and rock from the 1980s through the 2010s. At first glance, his eclectic taste in music is not too unconventional. It's the ways he's presented his taste over the years that are pretty unconventional – most people understand that a Guitar Hero controller is not a real instrument, but Chris isn't most people. Chris is also infamous for overestimating his singing ability and music recording methods, despite having trouble remembering the lyrics, melodies, the pitch, and even the instruments used in his favorite songs. Nevertheless, Chris has dabbled in music production, with over sixty covers, parodies, and "original" songs. He loves music so much, he is turned on by the very concept of it. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,153 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 374 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris asked on PSN about connecting a HEXbox controller to a PS3 - surely he doesn't think it could be superior to a PS3 controller??? (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"? ... and that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means? ... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house? ... that wooden badges are delicious? ... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King? ... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"? ... and that his Spanish name is Ricardo? ... and that his legal name is now Christine? ... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/? ... that Ivy was real?

Quote of the Now “ I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road. ” Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight. Da Update It is currently September 2024. It has been... 26 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 27 September - Chris uploads the second part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project. 24 September - Chris breaks his AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan hiatus by uploading his take on Din Låt, a Swedish song. 20 September - Chris uploads Introducing Cwclight - My new website to YouTube, announcing his brand new website Cwclight. 18 September - Chris uploads the first part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project. 16 September - Chris posts Sonichus, Rosechus, and more and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime to Cwclight. 14 September - Chris uploads a Minecraft Let's Play onto YouTube. 12 September - Chris posts Welcome to Cwclight and Rules on Comments, his first two blogs on Cwclight. Recently Uncovered Info 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

Video of the Now Click to load content