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[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|thumb|right|R.I.P. MAYOR BILLY MAYS.]]
{{Troll|Did you seriously think that Billy Mays trolled a [[virgin with rage]] in his spare time?}}


[[BILLY MAYS]] was a TV advertising man turned Internet [[trolls|troll]]. Provided both epic-lulz and wisdom in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#Sonichu]] and on the forum. Talked in ALL CAPS and preaches the Gospel of Oxyclean and the Big City Slider Maker.
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{{quote|[[Metal Gear|NO VICTORY, NO DEFEAT. THE SURVIVOR WILL CARRY ON THE FIGHT. IT IS OUR DESTINY.]]|BILLY MAYS's final statement to the CWCki}}
{{quote|Billy Mays is the new mayor of [[CWCville]]!|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>}}


In real life he was arch-enemies with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-YXgFv2IN4 Chef Tony] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVHUAco_k-g Barry Scott].
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| image = SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg
| name = William Darrell Mays


On [[2009#March|03 March 2009]], Chris under duress by [[Max]], declared BILLY  the third mayor of [[CWCville]].
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|month    = 7
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|deathday = 28
|deathmonth = 6
|deathyear = 2009


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| saga = {{saga|clyde|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}
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'''[[Wikipedia:Billy Mays|William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr.]]''' (20 July [[Pre-1980#1950s|1958]] – 28 [[June 2009]]) was an American television personality and direct-response television marketer, best known for his mannerisms in advertisements and his catchphrase "Hi, Billy Mays here with [X]" (X being the product being advertised, most famously OxiClean).
 
In March 2009, a troll assumed the persona of Mays and appeared in several IRC chats, and also frequented [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] and the PVCC troll forum, although he would disappear following the passing of his namesake in 2009. He would appear as a character in ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
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==The Miscreants==
[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu instead of the Oxi Clean logo on his shirt. Note how many fingers he has.]]
 
BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of [[The Miscreants]] in spite of being relevant to Christory for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous [[IRC (20 January 2009)|#Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009]], which was attended by several trolls, including [[Clyde Cash]]. Throughout the chat, he expressed disbelief at Chris's reaction to the death of [[Ryan Cash]], at Chris treating his house chores as an actual profession, at Chris's proclaimed heterosexuality in spite of possessing a dildo and crossdressing, [[Chris and English|Chris's use of the made-up word "diswrongfully"]], and Chris's failure to understand the nature of what qualifies as [[parody]] and what is protected by [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]. Most infamously, BILLY expressed disgust toward the revelation that Chris possessed lots of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and was incontinent, before expressing total confoundment toward Chris for [[Honest Content|casually sharing that information with total strangers on the internet]].
 
BILLY subsequently made a cameo at [[IRC (21 January 2009)|the end of the January 21 log]], but arrived too late to actually be relevant to the conversation. Nonetheless, his surprise appearance and bit of semi-topical [[Random-access humor]] still amused Clyde for whatever reason.
 
==Mayoralty==
Outside of actually attending these IRC chats, BILLY became a key component of [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous act of trolling]]. Max told Chris that he would need to step down as [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayor of CWCville]] and cede leadership to BILLY, effective immediately, if he wanted to get his [[PlayStation Network]] account back. Chris complied with these demands, along with [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|taking other, more severe actions]].
 
His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home [[Episode 18|smokey]]. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP [[Reeb|BEER]] AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of [[CWCville]] deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating. Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.


His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING" and promises that everyone will go home somkey. He stated "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP BEER AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting the poor citizens of CWCville deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR".
==Death==
==Death==
On Sunday, June 28, 2009, BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion over in Tampa, Florida, where he resided after suffering several assassination attempts by various /cwc/ agents. The cause of death is not known, but knowing that his death was very close to Michael Jackson's and strangely connected to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cash's]] death on May 22. His family has advised for privacy to be observed and for the spot for the Mayor of CWCville to be filled in by [[Mary Lee Walsh]], despite Chris not speaking it because he is way too busy drinking alcohol.
[[Image:BILLYMAYSPEAKS.jpg|thumb|200px|BILLY's message from beyond.]]
 
On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS was found dead in his home in Tampa, Florida, at the age of 50. In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack brought upon by hypertension, as officially reported by authorities.
 
In his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, Chris laments the death of his "bodyguard" BILLY MAYS, and announces the near-completion of the BILLY MAYS Tower, and he noted that the construction in [[CWCville]] was meant to serve as a memorial to one of CWCville's most beloved mayors. That a skyscraper could have been constructed so quickly after BILLY MAYS's death is suspicious, and many CWCville residents believe Chris arranged the building of the Tower as a way to launder [[money]] stolen from his parents' credit cards, and that the naming of the Tower is nothing more than a publicity stunt to leech off of BILLY MAYS's [[Chris and his Ego|popularity]].
 
Many years later, Chris would later criticize BILLY MAYS's stint as mayor, claiming that "in the few short Months he was mayor of Cwcville; he was a major do-nothing and had nothing in his brain about politics."<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Long Twitter thread]]</ref>
 
==In ''Sonichu''==
 
In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], BILLY MAYS fails to free [[Ivy]]<ref>[[:File:SchuComic9P92.jpg]]</ref> when she is strangled by elevator wires. The slickness of the walls keeps him from climbing up them to save her. However, the walls of text and general bad writing led to some confusion and the belief that he also died in the comic.
 
In Chris's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Character_Bios Biography Page] on the [[CWCipedia]], he lists BILLY MAYS as a "[[Chris and English|non-cannon]]" character, despite his appearance in central episodes of Chris's comics.
 
==See also==


*[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._Billy_Mays|Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays]] - Chris discusses his involvement with BILLY's death with Guru Larry.
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{{References}}
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{{People}}
{{ClydeCashSaga}}
{{JulieSaga}}
{{Articleofthenow}}


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Latest revision as of 20:10, 3 September 2024

Trollll.PNG Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris. Did you seriously think that Billy Mays trolled a virgin with rage in his spare time?

Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)


NO VICTORY, NO DEFEAT. THE SURVIVOR WILL CARRY ON THE FIGHT. IT IS OUR DESTINY.
BILLY MAYS's final statement to the CWCki
Billy Mays is the new mayor of CWCville!
Chris[1]


Billy Mays
Information
Name William Darrell Mays
Date of birth (1958-07-20) July 20, 1958
Date of death (2009-06-28) June 28, 2009 (age 50)
Gender Male
Race White
Nationality American
Occupation Internet Troll
Pitchman
Mayor of CWCville
Saga Clyde Cash, Julie

William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (20 July 1958 – 28 June 2009) was an American television personality and direct-response television marketer, best known for his mannerisms in advertisements and his catchphrase "Hi, Billy Mays here with [X]" (X being the product being advertised, most famously OxiClean).

In March 2009, a troll assumed the persona of Mays and appeared in several IRC chats, and also frequented #sonichu and the PVCC troll forum, although he would disappear following the passing of his namesake in 2009. He would appear as a character in Sonichu #9.

The Miscreants

Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu instead of the Oxi Clean logo on his shirt. Note how many fingers he has.

BILLY MAYS is considered a key member of The Miscreants in spite of being relevant to Christory for a fairly limited amount of time, and he made his first appearance when he moderated the infamous #Sonichu IRC Chat of January 20, 2009, which was attended by several trolls, including Clyde Cash. Throughout the chat, he expressed disbelief at Chris's reaction to the death of Ryan Cash, at Chris treating his house chores as an actual profession, at Chris's proclaimed heterosexuality in spite of possessing a dildo and crossdressing, Chris's use of the made-up word "diswrongfully", and Chris's failure to understand the nature of what qualifies as parody and what is protected by copyright. Most infamously, BILLY expressed disgust toward the revelation that Chris possessed lots of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS and was incontinent, before expressing total confoundment toward Chris for casually sharing that information with total strangers on the internet.

BILLY subsequently made a cameo at the end of the January 21 log, but arrived too late to actually be relevant to the conversation. Nonetheless, his surprise appearance and bit of semi-topical Random-access humor still amused Clyde for whatever reason.

Mayoralty

Outside of actually attending these IRC chats, BILLY became a key component of BlueSpike's most infamous act of trolling. Max told Chris that he would need to step down as Mayor of CWCville and cede leadership to BILLY, effective immediately, if he wanted to get his PlayStation Network account back. Chris complied with these demands, along with taking other, more severe actions.

His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home smokey. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP BEER AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of CWCville deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating. Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.

Death

BILLY's message from beyond.

On 28 June 2009, BILLY MAYS was found dead in his home in Tampa, Florida, at the age of 50. In Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009, Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack brought upon by hypertension, as officially reported by authorities.

In his Rollin' and Trollin' video, Chris laments the death of his "bodyguard" BILLY MAYS, and announces the near-completion of the BILLY MAYS Tower, and he noted that the construction in CWCville was meant to serve as a memorial to one of CWCville's most beloved mayors. That a skyscraper could have been constructed so quickly after BILLY MAYS's death is suspicious, and many CWCville residents believe Chris arranged the building of the Tower as a way to launder money stolen from his parents' credit cards, and that the naming of the Tower is nothing more than a publicity stunt to leech off of BILLY MAYS's popularity.

Many years later, Chris would later criticize BILLY MAYS's stint as mayor, claiming that "in the few short Months he was mayor of Cwcville; he was a major do-nothing and had nothing in his brain about politics."[2]

In Sonichu

In Sonichu #9, BILLY MAYS fails to free Ivy[3] when she is strangled by elevator wires. The slickness of the walls keeps him from climbing up them to save her. However, the walls of text and general bad writing led to some confusion and the belief that he also died in the comic.

In Chris's Biography Page on the CWCipedia, he lists BILLY MAYS as a "non-cannon" character, despite his appearance in central episodes of Chris's comics.

See also

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For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on BILLY MAYS

References

    People

Clyde saga.png Clyde Cash Saga Clyde saga.png
The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: ChrisClyde CashVivian GeeRyan CashLordsillynipplesBryan BashSarah MayBILLY MAYS
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll


The Games
Platforms: IRC
Chris vs. Clyde: Clyde's Return: Spider-Man Blackmail: Vivian Gee:

Coinciding Sagas
EDPandaHaloJuliePSN HackingEmilyIvyTitoJackieFirst Exile
Julie saga.png Julie Saga Julie saga.png
The Players

Organizations: The Miscreants
People: ChrisBlueSpike (JulieMax) • Clyde CashSarah MayBILLY MAYSBob ChandlerAunt Corrina
Inanimate Objects: Kimmi


The Games
Platforms: IRCMumblePSNSkype
Places: MolvanîaOhio
Mumble Chats: (1233.54567899.5101112)
BlueSpike PSN Chats: (1233.53.74)
BlueSpike Skype Logs: (12345678910111213)
Art: Silvana MasturbationRosechu with a strap-on
Julie's Introduction: Sarah May: Chris vs. Clyde: Sex Leaks: The Miscreants: The Reveal: The Aftermath:

Coinciding Sagas
Clyde CashPandaHaloPSN Hacking