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Article of the Week HarmonyCon is a brony convention in Dallas, Texas. In 2026, it took place at the Hyatt Regency Dallas hotel from 13-15 February. Chris attended in February 2026, although he was removed by staff on Day 1. Chris arrived dressed as the White Power Ranger and was spotted by one convention-goer wearing a full mask and not responding when his costume was complimented, likely trying to remain undetected. Chris's business cards were later noticed by con-goers at a free table the following day, which proclaimed himself to be undergoing a "redemption arc". At some point afterwards—roughly around 4:15 PM (CST)—Chris was escorted out by convention staff . As he was leaving, he gave a short speech to the onlookers recording, expressing his messiah complex and referring to his "light power". After the ban, Chris did not immediately comment on it on social media. Two days later, he began indirectly acknowledging it, when he complained of having had "a few rough times lately." However, by 16 February, Chris unleashed two social media rants. In the first, he commented about the Power Rangers costume he had worn, angry at people who had interpreted his "light power" speech as "white power". In the second, Chris (while roleplaying as God) demanded that every convention be welcoming of Chris and also ordered the con attendee who had supposedly "ratted Christine out" to apologize to Chris or else be sent to Hell. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,737 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 958 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. Jesus Counter It has been 1,369 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 1,376 days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris begins to edit his very own answer to the CWCki, the CWCipedia, with webspace provided by Cogsdev. Needless to say, it isn't long before he starts using it as his very own website, since he doesn't need to spend his tugboat on webspace. (more...) Did You Know... ... that even now, Chris does not think he is fat? ... that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime? ... that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on a real date as a teenager or an adult? ... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze? ... and that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams? ... that Chris recorded himself screaming at a toilet? ... that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi? ... that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds? ... that Sega knows about Chris's attempts to change Sonic's arms back? ... that Chris rates jail a 2/5?

Quote of the Now “ Unavailable for personalized videos until 08/03/2026. "I’ll be back on later this year. Be safe and well, and go forth with that which is Light Powered, Holy and Good. ⚡️💙⚡️" ” Chris on Cameo Da Update It is currently May 2026. It has been... 44 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 37 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 47 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 1 May Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video and its subtitled version. Chris publishes Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going. 24 April Chris officially publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1 and its subtitled version. 17 April Chris accidentally publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1, then quickly sets the video to private. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time and its subtitled version. 11 April - Chris uploads CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts. 4 April - Chris posts CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You. 3 April - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 30 April - Chando Sings! from September 2008. 14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki. 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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