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Revision as of 17:24, 24 March 2024

Welcome to the CWCki!
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author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker.
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Quote of the Now

Hey, everyone. As some of you are aware, I have, indeed, personally struck down #GenoSamuel 's recent animations based from my books. I had felt ill will, as I was not personally consulted with nor involved in that project. Not to mention that he did not include links to my Etsy and Cwclight. In any event, had I been contacted, I would have considered collaborating with him and lend my voice for Sonichu Prime and Chris Chan. That remains a possibility, though. Regardless, I did feel like after the success of the documentary series, this endeavor would not have netted him the views he desired, as it does not recapture that metaphorical lightning in a bottle he had before. It is a shock, as others have experienced, when one's content or even channel gets taken down. I've been there before when my websites were hacked into and needed to be taken down, so I do empathize. ⚡💙⚡
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Article of the Week

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On 5 August 2022, Chris had sent a twentieth and final letter to Kenneth Engelhardt.

Highlights of the letter include:

  • Chris addresses Kenneth's concerns about the way he writes in his letters, acknowledging that Jesus Christ spoke Aramaic and not the Early Modern English of the King James Bible.
  • Chris once again discusses how he "cleansed Barb's soul", though this time claiming that he did this to pay a mortgage, which he had also requested several people to pay for Barb before she gets relocated.
  • Chris claims that the events of the initial writing of Sonichu #10 had foreshadowed the Monkeypox outbreak, citing the disease's prevelance among homos.
  • Chris also claims that Global Warming is a natural process meant to weed out the toxics and is a sign of his growing strength.
  • Chris writes a postscript, where he claims that the words of Emanuel and other gods should be considered first and foremost before he is told to "shut up" or "ditching one's own faith".
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This Day in Christory

First ever recorded tard rage in Christory.

Today in Christory, in 1998, Chris records a video of him reciting his poem entitled "Song of Christian". It was this poem that gave him a hard-earned and well-deserved F.

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In 2009, a day after Chris said he was moving on from Ivy after finding out she was a troll, Chris removed all videos addressed to Ivy from his YouTube channel. Clyde Cash confirmed that Chris and Ivy were through.

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Did You Know...

Improvement Projects of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

From the Tito saga:

Da Update

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It is currently May 2025. It has been...
28
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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Video of the Now