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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,919 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ Unavailable for personalized videos until 08/03/2026. "I’ll be back on later this year. Be safe and well, and go forth with that which is Light Powered, Holy and Good. ⚡️💙⚡️" ” Chris on Cameo

Article of the Week On 27 March 2023, Chris was released from jail, with the only explanation being "released by court order". Beginning on 1 May 2023, sightings of Chris were reported in various places around Chesterfield County, Virginia. From June onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including Williamsburg, Lynchburg, Bedford and Ruckersville. In 2024 Chris began to be spotted in Finland and at conventions. Most of the sightings are initially posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit or to Twitter. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of August, it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his own car. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by Flutter, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest sweetheart. These factors combined, along with Chris's diminished internet presence, have caused sightings of Chris to remain much more common than they ever were before his arrest. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory; In 2009, cwcville.com is compromised (again) and displays a message slamming Chris for thinking that he was really in contact with Vanessa Hudgens. Also contains an image of Joshua Martinez, suggesting that he hacked the site. (more...) In 2009, rumors surface about Chris going out to the mall on a new Love Quest, or possibly even a Fuck Quest. (more...) In 2011, ThePCAssassins post a video containing a 20 minute recording of Bob discussing what will happen to Chris after he and Barbara die. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ... that Chris stuck anal beads up his asshole but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit? ... that you should believe in the OCs? ... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed Sonichu named Bundychu? ... and that Bundychu is friends with Bob Chandler? ... that despite being the so-called CPU of the Commodore systems, Chris doesn't know how to turn a Commodore 64 on? ... that Chris stuck his duck in some snow? ... that Clyde is Weaker than Water? ... that Alec Benson Leary imprisoned four Rosechus in his basement? ... that Chris drove Ryan Cash to suicide when he temporarily cancelled Sonichu? ... that Chris has been to Finland on at least seven separate occasions? ... and that Chris denies ever going to the country, despite photographic evidence? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Sonic Rainboom! From the Business saga: Appeared in Jungle bells.

Da Update It is currently May 2026. It has been... 55 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 48 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 58 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 15 May - Chris publishes Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) and its subtitled version. 8 May - Chris uploads Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (plus a subtitled version) and Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2 2 May - Chris says he will be unable to make video on Cameo until 3 August 2026. 1 May Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video and its subtitled version. Chris publishes Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going. 24 April Chris officially publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1 and its subtitled version. 17 April Chris accidentally publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1, then quickly sets the video to private. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time and its subtitled version. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 30 April - Chando Sings! from September 2008. 14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki. 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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