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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, and (alleged) literal motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,872 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week Chris, begging for money, while standing in front of more than a thousand dollars' worth of Lego sets and toys. The Financhu Crisis is a term coined by users from Kiwi Farms to describe the steep decline in the Chandler family's financial management beginning in early 2016. Signs of the Chandlers' worsening finances were made apparent by the increasing amounts of begging videos and donation requests on YouTube and Facebook. In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon account more seriously and recommenced drawing Sonichu comic pages. He has gotten several hundred dollars per month for his efforts, and payments continued until 2 August 2021, when his Patreon account was shut down. As a result, begging had temporarily subsided. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,650 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 871 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris retracts yesterday's statements and proves his herculean strength by disassembling a vibrator on camera into small, easy to re-assemble pieces. He also reveals several SOOPER SEKRIT clues that he left in the previous videos to prove he was lying. (more...) In 2010, the CWCipedia is locked to edits due to a cease and desist regarding Simonla Rosechu. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? ... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase? ... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"? ... that Chris went to school on the short bus? ... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens? ... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject? ... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? ... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ... that the pickle man tricked Chris again? ... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places? ... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good?

Quote of the Now “ Hey, #GenoSamuel, if you're reading this, you should just record and episode of yourself analyzing the Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie, sine that is completed, as opposed to the video set of me reading Chaos Crystal Control. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris begs Geno to review his Transformers videos Da Update It is currently February 2026. It has been... 8 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 32 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 4 February Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2. Chris joins Ko-fi. Chris replies to one of MKRNightVee's tweets tagging him, reestablishing contact between the two after over four years. Chris joins Cameo. 2 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1. 31 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3. 30 January - Chris publishes Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video. 29 January - Chris is spotted at a Target. 28 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 2. 26 January - Chris publishes Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. 20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011. 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009. Recently Uncovered Info 17 December - The Place chats - Chris and CWCki Server from August 2020 16 December - Praetor Jail Art from September 2022 to November 2022 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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