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Article of the Week Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,857 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 1,079 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. Jesus Counter It has been 1,489 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 1,496 days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris uploads disturbing nudes of Rosechu to ED in attempts to fight the fanart of Rosechu drawn with male genitalia. (more...) In 2018, Chris announced on Twitter that the sister dimension of our dimension 1218 is named C-197. Chris would consistently use the term for years to come to describe the universe in which many fictional characters reside. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"? ... and that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means? ... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house? ... that wooden badges are delicious? ... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King? ... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"? ... and that his Spanish name is Ricardo? ... and that his legal name is now Christine? ... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/? ... that Ivy was real? ... that Flutter's name shall not be revealed?

Quote of the Now “ Have you been to Cleveland, Ohio? Big city there. There is a Superman statue in a small museum, and that's pretty much the hometown of the chronicler, and his wife, and his friend who did some of the- who did the art. There's a lovely statue over there, I'd say go check it out sometime. I also checked out the Christmas Story House, Ralphie's House. ” Chris on Cameo Da Update It is currently September 2026. It has been... 3 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 157 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 29 August - Chris and Flutter are spotted at a MINISO store. 27 August - Optimus Prime's voice actor Peter Cullen dies. Chris makes multiple posts grieving over the death and also claims that Cullen's soul has merged with his C-197 counterpart to return after the Dimensional Merge's completion. 19 August - Chris reveals in a Cameo video that he went to a small museum with a Superman statue and the A Christmas Story House during his recent trip to Ohio. 15 August - Chris is spotted at PetSmart. 9 August - The documentary The Sick Mind of EDP445 is released. Chris is among the people who were interviewed. ??? - 3 August - Chris takes a trip to Ohio and is spotted at the airport on his way back. Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. 23 July - YouTube live chat messages from November 2020. 10 July - DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video from September 2023. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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