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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu and (alleged) literal motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,644 articles...and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week Cwclight is a website run by Chris and possibly Praetor that was created in September 2024 to sell items and post blog updates. The website was officially announced for the public in a video on 20 September 2024. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,148 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 370 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris created three cards and placed them on The Wall of Originals. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing BILLY MAYS because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Dimensional Merge will bring fictional characters and imaginary friends into reality? ... and that the new dimension will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197? ... that Chris is as wild as a serial raper? ... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story? ... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll? ... that the trolls may have hired a skywriter? ... that Chris believes that CWCville is real? ... that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?" ... that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing?

Quote of the Now “ I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road. ” Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight. Da Update It is currently September 2024. It has been... 22 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 20 September - Chris uploads Introducing Cwclight - My new website to YouTube, announcing his brand new website Cwclight. 18 September - Chris uploads the first part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project. 16 September - Chris posts Sonichus, Rosechus, and more and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime to Cwclight. 14 September - Chris uploads a Minecraft Let's Play onto YouTube. 12 September - Chris posts Welcome to Cwclight and Rules on Comments, his first two blogs on Cwclight. 10 September Chris posts photos of his art in support of Kamala Harris, which is displayed at 14 Branchland Court. Chris does a livestream reacting to the presidential debate between Trump and Harris. 7 September - Chris posts a new page from Sonichu 0 HD. Recently Uncovered Info 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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