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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,929 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ HOW MANY Individuals have been over-blinded by Hatred for the sake of Hatred?! Also, what a Baffling Dumb Reason to hate. I mean, back in 2006 or so, people online Hated on Me! It's baffled me. Hatred for the sake of Hatred, LOLing me due to me being Autistic, not to mention Mockery and... ...the "Art" of me and my Sonichus and Rosechus mislabeling and portraying us in wrong lights. WHY?! Because it was a LOL moment for some of you and the perverted mindsets within. I never could understand the logic and lack of reasoning. That aspect of internet culture is f***ing dumb. Stop Being Dumb like and start being kind with others. The judgmentalities blind from that which is better. And apparently those individuals are not looking into the Cwcville Autobots content that resonates along with Cybertronian History and the collaboration with Earth and all. I can't find it online, but there was one "art" from well over a decade and a half ago that depicted Son-Chu being bored and smoking a cigarette and acting like he lacked a purpose or meaning. Well, He AND His Autobot Team have personalities, souls and Purpose, as do Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu. They are not boring, and they are dynamic in personality and substance. If only some of you had not mocked and hated on it. But I do appreciate those like Bryan and Trickie who offered fan works with substance, heart and soul. I realized that I was blinded by my hormones and shit, once upon a time, but my head has become a lot more clear in the past decade and progressing. Also, I have always been serious about the Dimension Merge. I possess personal experiences and premonitions like a lot of Pisces born individuals do. And the Sonichus, Rosechus and everything, everywhere and everyone else of the C-197 Half of this Earth are Real and Flesh like you all and I. I will never ever be told otherwise, because I know; it is not just simple belief. I wish all of you, Gibi as well, would open your minds, hearts and eyes and see for yourselves. And I really do not care if you all over hate and misread my words on the Reddit and Kiwi or whatever. I am all of me, and I have been doing everything with everyone. Peace and Love. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Bluesky

Article of the Week Chris is a citizen and lifelong resident of the United States of America, a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is Donald Trump. Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his actions are often very obviously contrary to these claims. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 131 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,750 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,742 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,175 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, The TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler releases a music track to his potential sweetheart, setting the stage for his battle with Ian Brandon Anderson. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ... that Sonichu has his own animated series? ... that Evan killed Mommy? ... that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ... that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ... and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ... that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? ... that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu? ... that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ... and that he's overdue for it even in his newest car? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! July 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. Many videos are in need of transcription work. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently July 2026. It has been... 30 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 98 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 4 July - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Extended Final and Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) - Extended Final, and its subtitled version. 3 July - Chris rants on Bluesky, mostly about no one caring about him giving new Sonichu lore through his Transformers creations. The time zone suggests he is back in the United States 12 June - Chris publishes FanMail and Cwcville Autobots Stream Highlights. 5 June Chris and Flutter are spotted in the Mall of Tripla cinema, going to see The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4 Recently Uncovered Info 11 June - DPF call with Bob Chandler from January 2010. 24 May - Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction from May 2009. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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