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It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many '''prank calls''', thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire Internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.
It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many '''prank calls''', thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire Internet. Multiple times. However, many of the [[weens]] that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.


== DPF phonecalls ==
== DPF phonecalls ==
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<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> Hel-(cut off by static)
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> Hel-(cut off by static)
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<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> That'd be cool. I used to do that; I used to hack Brawl at one point.
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> That'd be cool. I used to do that; I used to hack Brawl at one point.
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=== Part 2 ===
=== Part 2 ===
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<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> Reggie Fils-Aime, I've always tried to talk with him, I've called Nintendo of America like a billion times asking to talk with him, he's like always busy.
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> Reggie Fils-Aime, I've always tried to talk with him, I've called Nintendo of America like a billion times asking to talk with him, he's like always busy.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, it turned out-it turned out between him and, uh, Sh-and, uh, Sh-
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, it turned out-it turned out between him and, uh, Sh-and, uh, Sh-
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<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> Are you ever gonna come to Anime Expo?
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> Are you ever gonna come to Anime Expo?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I might.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I might.
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> Oh, what kind of anime do you like? Do you like, uh, Lucky Star? (inaudible) Naruto, Bleach? So many to choose from.
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> Oh, what kind of anime do you like? Do you like, uh, Lucky Star? Haruhi Suzumiya, Naruto, Bleach? So many to choose from.
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Girl:'''</font> (cutting in) Oh, Anime, do you like Anime? I like Anime!
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Girl:'''</font> (cutting in) Oh, Anime, do you like Anime? I like Anime!
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> Negime, Marty Bob? There's a whole list.
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> Death Note, Shaman King, Vampire Knight, Love Hina, Negima, Marty Bob? There's a whole load of this, what do you like?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I like a lot of anime, but I would say that I really like Excel Saga.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, I like a lot of anime, but I would say that I really like Excel Saga.
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> Excel Saga? Yeah, Nabushin's the best.
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> Excel Saga? Yeah, Nabushin's the best.
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<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> Sonichu?
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> Sonichu?
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Not sure, I'm not sure at the moment. I, hey listen, I gotta go.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Not sure, I'm not sure at the moment. I, hey listen, I gotta go.
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> Please, (???), We're your biggest fans!
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:'''</font> Please don't hang up, We're your biggest fans!
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ok, thank you.
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ok, thank you.
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Girl:'''</font> (Overtly Sensual) I really like Sonichu, too. Makes me feel... Good.
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Girl:'''</font> (Overtly Sensual) I really like Sonichu, too. Makes me feel... Good.
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> That was my sister, sorry.
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:'''</font> That was my sister, sorry.
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==Prank Call Collection==
==Prank Call Collection==
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<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.
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<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> I'm advising you to stop calling.
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> I'm advising you to stop calling.
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<br>[''redialed'']
<br>[''redialed'']
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
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<br>''[call ends]''
<br>''[call ends]''
<br>''[music goes on for a while then fades out]''
<br>''[music goes on for a while then fades out]''
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==Failed Prank Call==
==Failed Prank Call==
In this video, a gaggle of [[ween]]s attempt to prank call Chris, yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.
In this video, a gaggle of unfunny [[ween]]s attempt to prank call Chris. Due to their unoriginality, all they could think of was yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone in a lame attempt to roast Chris. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and roasts them. One of the weens appears to be [[BlueSpike]], or at least he has a similar-sounding voice.


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<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> [''whispering''] Fuck...gonna call Chris-Chan!
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<font color="Blue">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> [''whispering''] Fucking pick up, piece of shit!
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> JULAAAAY, JULAAAAY, JULAAAAY!
<br><font color="Blue">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> JULAAAAY, JULAAAAY, JULAAAAY!
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Troll 2:'''</font> [''overlapping''] Juliiiie!
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Troll 2:'''</font> [''overlapping''] Juliiiie!
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> What the hell is that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> What the hell is that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?
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<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Umm...
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Umm...
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> You got some funny-ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone, don't you? Are you six years old or somethin'? [''Barb is heard in the background; after a little bit he hangs up'']
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> You got some funny-ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone, don't you? Are you six years old or somethin'? [''Barb is heard in the background; after a little bit he hangs up'']
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> [''unintelligible chattering''] We got his fucking dad. Shit.
<br><font color="Blue">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> [''unintelligible chattering''] We got his fucking dad. Shit.
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==Chris Calls Bob ==
==Chris Calls Bob ==
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<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello.
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?
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<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
<br>[''Bob hangs up'']
<br>[''Bob hangs up'']
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==Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob==
==Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob==
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{{quote| Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!| Bob}}
{{quote| Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!| Bob}}


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<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> Hello.
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> Hello.
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<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Harlem Barber:'''</font> [''Whistles'']
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Harlem Barber:'''</font> [''Whistles'']
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hey, buddy.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hey, buddy.
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==Bob Calls Himself==
==Bob Calls Himself==
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<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?
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<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of [[Cherokee]] relatives that live in your state also.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the Internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the Internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.
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<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to.  
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to.  
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just [[Bob walks in|cut it down]], cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Listen, listen, I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just [[Bob walks in|cut it down]], cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I don't need your crap.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I don't need your crap.
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Hello there.
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Hello there.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello.
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Sir or ma'am or whatever the hell you are.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Who the hell is this?!
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Who the hell is this?
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Don't you call up here- look- don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there.
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of [[Chris|weird]] [[Barb|people]] out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> We didn't have- we didn't have anything to do with this damn... er... thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of [[Chris|weird]] [[Barb|people]] out here and you might be included as one of them if you're calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hey buddy.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hey buddy.
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== Liquid Bob calls Bob ==
== Liquid Bob calls Bob ==
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, he seems to think that [[Jimmy Hill|Chris won "a case in England" over Sonichu's copyright]]. We learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.  
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob (which, years later, was revealed to be [[Jack Z]], after he admitted it in his [http://archive.vn/0giZa#selection-2095.0-2095.69 Kiwi Farms thread]), calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, he seems to think that [[Jimmy Hill|Chris won "a case in England" over Sonichu's copyright]]. We learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.  


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<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font>-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font>-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Is-
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Is-
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<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'll be alright.
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'll be alright.
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Alright take care now.
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Alright take care now.
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== Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler ==
== Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler ==
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<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br>'''Troll:''' Oh, hello?
<br>'''Troll:''' Oh, hello?
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<br>'''Troll:''' Okay, bitch.
<br>'''Troll:''' Okay, bitch.
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==Snake Productions Calls Barbara Chandler==
==Snake Productions Calls Barbara Chandler==
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<br><font color="#C35817">'''John:'''</font> Uh, hello, this is, ah, John Morris. I've been calling a couple of times, but I'm getting calls from your house, and I guess someone named Christian who lives there has been calling my sister, who's underage, probably 14 years - 14 years old, has been asking my, er, d-asking my d- sister-
<br><font color="#C35817">'''John:'''</font> Uh, hello, this is, ah, John Morris. I've been calling a couple of times, but I'm getting calls from your house, and I guess someone named Christian who lives there has been calling my sister, who's underage, probably 14 years - 14 years old, has been asking my, er, d-asking my d- sister-
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> (Interrupting) M-my son does not call your daughter that's 14 years underage [Unintelligible]
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> (Interrupting) M-my son does not call your daughter that's 14 years underage [Unintelligible]
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<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You'll be lovin' my dick, it's so big and all that, you know. And you'll just- and it'll be- I'll be puttin' it between your tits while you're all tied up.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You'll be lovin' my dick, it's so big and all that, you know. And you'll just- and it'll be- I'll be puttin' it between your tits while you're all tied up.
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara (Soundboard):'''</font> SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Stop trying to set up my son! You lousy creep!
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara (Soundboard):'''</font> SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Stop trying to set up my son! You lousy creep!
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==Call Bobby Chandler==
==Call Bobby Chandler==
Uploaded on 21 September 2010. The two individuals call up Bob and ask him only two questions before the conversation takes a turn for the worse. In the nine minutes that followed, we learned that Bob graduated from Auburn University, was an Eagle Scout and Scoutmaster for 20 years in the Boy Scouts, and that he may have been a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
Uploaded on 21 September 2010. The two individuals call up Bob and ask him only two questions before the conversation takes a turn for the worse. In the nine minutes that followed, we learned that Bob graduated from Auburn University, was an Eagle Scout and Scoutmaster for 20 years in the Boy Scouts, and (less plausibly) that he may have been a member of the Ku Klux Klan. Many trolls disapproved of the callers' tactics, as they were basically verbally assaulting an 83-year-old man over things he had no idea about.  
 
Despite these revelations, many trolls disapproved of the callers' tactics, as they were basically verbally assaulting an 83 year old man over things he had no idea about.  


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''(trolls giggling; phone rings three times)''  
''(trolls giggling; phone rings three times)''  
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?  
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?  
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<br><font color="Pink">'''Troll 2:'''</font> I am, unlike your son.  
<br><font color="Pink">'''Troll 2:'''</font> I am, unlike your son.  
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> That’s kind of ironic, given your son doesn’t do jack shit with his degree.  
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> That’s kind of ironic, given your son doesn’t do jack shit with his degree.  
<br><font color="Pink">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Yeah! [[Honor roll|Honor rolls, my ass!]]
<br><font color="Pink">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Yeah! [[Audiobooks#Running_gags|Honor rolls, my ass!]]
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I have my degree, fella.  
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I have my degree, fella.  
<br><font color="Pink">'''Troll 2:'''</font> No, your son! Your retarded son who drinks semen!  
<br><font color="Pink">'''Troll 2:'''</font> No, your son! Your retarded son who drinks semen!  
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<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I was born and ra- I was raised in Alabama, so take your own judgment from that, fella.  
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I was born and ra- I was raised in Alabama, so take your own judgment from that, fella.  
<br><font color="Pink">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Holy ''shit!''  
<br><font color="Pink">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Holy ''shit!''  
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I went to school at [[Wikipedia:Auburn High School (Alabama)|Auburn's]]. It's in the heart of the Deep South, so you can take your, you can take your whatevers from that.  
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I went to school at [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn's]]. It's in the heart of the Deep South, so you can take your, you can take your whatevers from that.  
<br>''(excited gibbering from trolls)''  
<br>''(excited gibbering from trolls)''  
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> So, from my understanding, you said you went to Auburn, right?  
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> So, from my understanding, you said you went to Auburn, right?  
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<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> Dude, upload that shit ''now''!  
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> Dude, upload that shit ''now''!  
<br><font color="Pink">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Got it! [[Speech impediment|I'm a- I'm got- got- m'kay]]- got it. Got it.
<br><font color="Pink">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Got it! [[Speech impediment|I'm a- I'm got- got- m'kay]]- got it. Got it.
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==Chris calls the Po-Po; Po-Po calls Bob==
==Chris calls the Po-Po; Po-Po calls Bob==
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<font color="Receptionist">'''Receptionist:'''</font> Greene County Sheriff's Department. This is [''unintelligible''].
<font color="Receptionist">'''Receptionist:'''</font> Greene County Sheriff's Department. This is [''unintelligible''].
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?
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<br>(Call ends, Skype hangup sound heard)
<br>(Call ends, Skype hangup sound heard)


'''THIS IS THE THIRD, AND LAST CALL IN THE SAME VIDEO, THIS TIME TO BOB(REAL BOB) USING A DIFFERENT SOUNDBOARD (at least I think)'''
'''THIS IS THE THIRD, AND LAST CALL IN THE SAME VIDEO, THIS TIME TO BOB(REAL BOB) USING A DIFFERENT SOUNDBOARD'''
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="DarkBlue">'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''</font> Yeah police department.
<br><font color="DarkBlue">'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''</font> Yeah police department.
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<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> What?  
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> What?  
<br>[''Call ends, skype hangup sound heard.'']
<br>[''Call ends, skype hangup sound heard.'']
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==Calls to Bob and Chris==
==Calls to Bob and Chris==
A <s>troll posing as a</s> [[Honest|TRUE and LOYAL]] Sonichu Fan calls Bob and later Chris, demanding [[Sonichu (comic)|new comics]]. The lumberjack suggests that the trolls come talk with him in public, and gives his [[Burger king|daily morning routine]]. This call was uploaded to YouTube on 19 August 2010, but the actual date in which it took place is not known. With that being said, in a 22 August 2010 post at [[Trolling Train]] Chris mentioned that Bob recently had a [[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)|phone conversation with a self proclaimed Sonichu fan]]. The call Chris referred to was very reminiscent of this call, suggesting it occurred not long before it was uploaded.
A <s>troll posing as a</s> [[Honest|TRUE and LOYAL]] Sonichu Fan calls Bob and later Chris, demanding [[Sonichu (comic)|new comics]]. The lumberjack suggests that the trolls come talk with him in public, and gives his [[Burger king|daily morning routine]]. This call was uploaded to YouTube on 19 August 2010, but the actual date in which it took place is not known. With that being said, in a 22 August 2010 post at [[Trolling Train]] Chris mentioned that Bob recently had a [[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)|phone conversation with a self proclaimed Sonichu fan]]. The call Chris referred to was very reminiscent of this call, suggesting it occurred not long before it was uploaded.
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''[Phone rings for about 19 seconds.]''
''[Phone rings for about 19 seconds.]''
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
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<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. Yeah, well I gotta go. You have a good day. Bye bye.
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. Yeah, well I gotta go. You have a good day. Bye bye.
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Fan:'''</font> You too.
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Fan:'''</font> You too.
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==Carlos Chantor Call==
==Carlos Chantor Call==
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<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Is this a Mr [[Carlos Chantor]]? I thought I heard something about you with the, you had an escort service going on.
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Is this a Mr [[Carlos Chantor]]? I thought I heard something about you with the, you had an escort service going on.
<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Um, I'm sor- uh, I'm sorry you have the wrong number.
<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Um, I'm sor- uh, I'm sorry you have the wrong number.
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<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Ok, all right, bye bye.
<br><font color="#00AF33">''' Chris:'''</font> Ok, all right, bye bye.
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Bye now.
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Effeminate Caller:'''</font> Bye now.
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==A Redneck calls Bob Chandler==
==A Redneck calls Bob Chandler==
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== Batman Call ==
== Batman Call ==
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In this prank call, another gaggle of weens attempt to prank call Chris, but unfortunately for them, they fail, due to their lack of originality when it comes to jokes, and Chris leaving mid-conversation to have Barb fill in for him.
In this prank call, another gaggle of weens attempt to prank call Chris, but unfortunately for them, they fail, due to their lack of originality when it comes to jokes, and Chris near-immediately handing the phone over to Barb.


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<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Eh, I thought it was a hidden camera.(?) Keep it together. [''rustling'']
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Eh, I thought it was a hidden camera.(?)
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> No, calm down. Well, it's kind of, like, dying.(?)
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Keep it together. [''rustling'']
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''talking over Chris''] Hey, Chris! '''I'M BATMAN.''' Hey, Chris, why don't you get back onto the internet?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''talking over Chris''] Hey, Chris! '''I'M BATMAN.'''
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Huh?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Hey, Chris, why don't you get back onto the internet?
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> We love you, man!
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> We love you, man!
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Who do-who-who do you think you are?
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Barb:'''</font> Who do-who-who do you think you are?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> '''I'M BATMAN.''' [''pause''] '''I'M BATMAN.'''
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> '''I'M BATMAN.''' [''pause''] '''I'M BATMAN.'''
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> He's Batman, man!
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> He's Batman, man!
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<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> No, i-it's still goin', man. [''a fellow female troll whispers to him unintelligibly''] What?
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> No, i-it's still goin', man. [''a fellow female troll whispers to him unintelligibly''] What?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> What?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> What?
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Barb:'''</font> --ello, this is your Barb!
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Barb:'''</font> [''puts on an exaggerated accent of some sort''] Hello, this is your Barb!
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> What?!
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> What?!
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Barb:'''</font> [''speaking unintelligibly in a smug, sing-songy voice''] ...in your country!
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Barb:'''</font> Y'aim a foreigner in your country!
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> WHAT?!
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> WHAT?!
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> '''I'M BATMAN.'''
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> '''I'M BATMAN.'''
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<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> What's wrong with his voice?!
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> What's wrong with his voice?!
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> '''HE'S, LIKE, RETARDED OR SOMETHING.'''
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> '''HE'S, LIKE, RETARDED OR SOMETHING.'''
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Barb:'''</font> [''continues to speak unintelligibly''] Goodbye! [''hangs up'']
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Barb:'''</font> [''is drowned out by the other trolls''] Goodbye! [''hangs up'']
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> '''I'M BATMAN.'''
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> '''I'M BATMAN.'''
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Who the hell ''was'' that?!
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Who the hell ''was'' that?!
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<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''briefly speaking over Troll #2''] '''HE WANTS THE D.''' [''speaking with others in background'']
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''briefly speaking over Troll #2''] '''HE WANTS THE D.''' [''speaking with others in background'']
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Wow, we actually got him.
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Wow, we actually got him.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''unintelligible''] ...so he doesn't know who we are.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Let's do star-67 so he doesn't know who we are.
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Wait, does he know you?
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Wait, does he know you?
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> No.
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> No.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> No, you know--he--like, never ha--uh...he never...picks up.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> No, you know--he--like, never ha--uh...he never...picks up.
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> [''stuttering''] Can we hear the recording?
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> [''stuttering''] Can we hear the recording?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Yeah--</poem>}}
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Yeah--
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==Risotto call==
==Risotto call==
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=="The many Prank Calls of Chris Chan"==
In this series of calls, another gaggle of weens repeatedly call Chris under the guise of wanting to conduct an interview with him. Chris goes along with it at first, but quickly hangs up after one of the trolls brings up his sex tapes. After three more failed attempts at calling him, which end with Chris pretending to get feedback, wittering on about how he is STRAIGHT, and quickly hanging up, respectively, he continues on with a call at the very end, when one of the weens poses as a fan named Avril/Lily. "Avril" manages to secure a time and date for the "interview", which never ended up happening.
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{{Quote|It's okay to be stupid, but NOT homosexual, you can QUOTE me on that!|Chris}}
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<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''talking over Chris unintentionally''] Well, you guys are, like, bad...
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello? [''pause''] Hello?
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Yeah.
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Who is this?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh.....I should be asking that question.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> You're Chris-Chan, aren't you?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Uh-huuuh.
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Wait, you ''are'' Chris-Chan?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Oh, really?
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Oh, hello there.
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes--
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> You're the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy, aren't you?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> You have, like, a high amount of autism, don't you?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, what?
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> [''talking over Chris''] Eh, don't worry, I have autism too, I...just...
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Hey, Chris-Chan, we just want a word with you. Um, what was your inspiration for ''Sonichu''?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, I can't quite--I did not quite understand that, I got my mind on other things as well at the moment.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Well, mm-mm--well, anyways, Chris-Chan, what was your biggest inspiration for ''Sonichu''?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm...oh, wa--oh so many things that I can't really say off the top of my head right now.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Isn't it a conversion of S-uh, Pokémon and Sonic, correct?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> It's--that is one thing, yes, but there are so many other things as well.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font>  [''blowing the call almost immediately''] And you make sex tapes. [''chuckles'']
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Oh, don't you go and do that! Idiot.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Oh, sorry...
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Dammit...
[''Chris hangs up, and after a few seconds of silence the default Skype hangup sound is heard'']
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Dammit, Leonard(?), you went a little too far.
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Troll #3:'''</font> You blew it.....you blew it! At least we knew something. Right?
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Mmmhmm.
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Troll #3:'''</font> Rrrrright?
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Right.
[''they call him again'']
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Hey, [[Kim]]! [''pause''] Kim? ...hello?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Christian?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, who is this?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Uhhhhh, well, we--a bunch of people, my friends, we both, uh, decided to interview you if you don't mind.
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> [''poorly imitating feedback''] Ah-kk-kkkk-I-kkkk-can't-kkkk-hear-kkkk-going-kkkk-through-kkkk-the-kkkk-ground, uhhh, ugh-kkkk-talk to you...guys...later! [''hangs up'']
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Uhh...i-it won't be...''that douchebag!'' Where--
[''they call him again'']
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Hello, Chris-Chan, my name is John Speed. I'm one of your biggest fans and I wanna know if I can do an interview with you?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> I will answer one question, and that will be: I AM STRAIGHT.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> That's--
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> The--I only made that video as a ''mockery'', as a slanderous mockery, like is it--it was done in ''[[Monty Python]] Flying Circus'', except now it--now, '''it's'''..."''Really Stupid Flying Jackass''"!
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> [''tries talking, is continually interrupted'']
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> So, that's what--so, that was basically the premise of that video, and I'm about to make an announcement video, cons--to, uh, emphasize that, I was going--I was going with the direct, uh--direction of ''stupid''...in the, duh, ih, the definition of "stupid" then referring to the word GEHHHHH! EHH! It's okay to be stupid, but NOT homosexual, you can QUOTE me on that! You can QUOTE me on that! Bye-bye.
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> .....FUCK!
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Troll #3:'''</font> Uh, the contrary(?)...
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> Fail number three. [''sarcastic applause''] Thaaaaat's it. We can't call him.
[''they nevertheless call him again'']
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Troll #3:'''</font> Hello, Chris-Chan! [<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> ...goodbye!] Or, can I say, father?
<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll #1:'''</font> YOU GOT PWNED BY CHRIS-CHAN! [''the other trolls laugh'']
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Troll #3:'''</font> ''What?''
<font color="IndianRed">'''Troll #2:'''</font> Chris-Chan pwned!
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Troll #3:'''</font> Really, what? Since when has Chris-Chan been--
[''they call him one last time'']
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Hello, um, is this Christian Weston Chandler?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yes, who is this?
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Oh, um, I'm sorry we've never been properly introduced here, uh, my name is, um, Avril. See, my-my real name is Lily, but my, uh, my screenname on the internet is "Avril the Hedgehog", and I'm from a, uh, a small, close-knit Sonic community and we would like to conduct a phone interview with you if you d-if you don't mind.
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, uh, uh--I would not mind but I'm busy at the moment, so, perhaps another time?
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Alright, well, tell me whatever time's best for you and I will contact you then, I will patch you in for anytime you're available except for tomorrow, tomorrow I will be busy. But Monday or Tuesday is probably the best time for me.
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> I see, what will you be doing tomorrow?
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Tomorrow, I have to do some stuff with my family, my, um, father's moving into a new house, I have to make sure everything is all checked out, so that's, I'm gonna be out of the house all day, I'm going to be very, very busy. Real estate, y'know.
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, okay, uh, did you say Tuesday was not good?
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Tuesday's fine with me, I can do Tuesday.
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> A'ight, Tuesday night then.
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Alright, Tuesday, what time?
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> About--about 9:00 Eastern.
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> Oh, that's wonderful, that's perfect for me, thank you very much, Chris.
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, what timezone do you live in?
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> I live in Eastern as well, so this is perfect for me.
<font color="#00AF33">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. Alright, take care, be safe.
<font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Female Troll:'''</font> You too, thank you very very very much. Okay.</poem>
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==Sonichussy Call==
On 26 December 2023, Twitter user Caseyj109 uploaded a video, and wrote "@CPU_CWCSonichu why didn’t you answer my phone call?  #chrischan #cwcville #sonichu"<ref>https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592 ([https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592 archive])</ref>
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It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many prank calls, thanks to Chris's e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire Internet. Multiple times. However, many of the weens that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to YouTube, providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.

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Prank Call Collection

A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty Internet Lumberjack on a Sunday afternoon.


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Failed Prank Call

In this video, a gaggle of unfunny weens attempt to prank call Chris. Due to their unoriginality, all they could think of was yelling JULAYYYYY into the phone in a lame attempt to roast Chris. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and roasts them. One of the weens appears to be BlueSpike, or at least he has a similar-sounding voice.

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Chris Calls Bob

In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone. (Prank call starts at 1:32.)

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Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob

A troll using the Epic Crazy Lady soundboard yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.

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“ Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there! ”
Bob

Bob Calls Himself

In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.

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“ I ain't got no black ass! ”
Barbara, at Bob

Liquid Bob calls Bob

A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob (which, years later, was revealed to be Jack Z, after he admitted it in his Kiwi Farms thread), calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, he seems to think that Chris won "a case in England" over Sonichu's copyright. We learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.

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“ S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. ”
Bob, repeating himself

Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler

Not much of a prank, but rather an informative call. From this brief conversation between troll and dad we learn that Bob is fully aware that Chris posted their dox in numerous places on the Internet, and actually thinks his son is a better person.

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Snake Productions Calls Barbara Chandler

The same troll above makes another call to the Chandlers, this time claiming Chris harassed his 14-year old sister. It should be noted that Barb's behavior when communicating with trolls is eerily similar to that of her equally-delusional son's.

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Call Bobby Chandler

Uploaded on 21 September 2010. The two individuals call up Bob and ask him only two questions before the conversation takes a turn for the worse. In the nine minutes that followed, we learned that Bob graduated from Auburn University, was an Eagle Scout and Scoutmaster for 20 years in the Boy Scouts, and (less plausibly) that he may have been a member of the Ku Klux Klan. Many trolls disapproved of the callers' tactics, as they were basically verbally assaulting an 83-year-old man over things he had no idea about.


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Chris calls the Po-Po; Po-Po calls Bob

Most of this call is the CWC soundboard trying to get around the standard questions of the Greene County Sheriff Department's receptionist. The last two minutes involve a police soundboard calling Bob. Note: The CWCki doesn't condone or support pranking legitimate business and services (like the police) in order to prank the Chandlers.

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Calls to Bob and Chris

A troll posing as a TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu Fan calls Bob and later Chris, demanding new comics. The lumberjack suggests that the trolls come talk with him in public, and gives his daily morning routine. This call was uploaded to YouTube on 19 August 2010, but the actual date in which it took place is not known. With that being said, in a 22 August 2010 post at Trolling Train Chris mentioned that Bob recently had a phone conversation with a self proclaimed Sonichu fan. The call Chris referred to was very reminiscent of this call, suggesting it occurred not long before it was uploaded.


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Carlos Chantor Call

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A Redneck calls Bob Chandler

A redneck is called with a soundboard of Bob Chandler. The redneck is then made into a soundboard, and the real Bob is called with him.

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“ Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler ”
Redneck, to, Bob

Batman Call

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In this prank call, another gaggle of weens attempt to prank call Chris, but unfortunately for them, they fail, due to their lack of originality when it comes to jokes, and Chris near-immediately handing the phone over to Barb.

Risotto call

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In this prank call, a troll uses the Chris-Chan soundboard to prank a risotto restaurant in Virginia.


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THe GAMe PLACe Call

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In this prank call, a troll uses the Chris-Chan soundboard to prank The GAMe PLACe.

Take note of the fact that this was done the day before 28 October 2011. It's very plausible that this was one of many triggers for the incident to occur; Bob died a month before the call, and having to deal with another call from the police station over false events likely caused him and Barb to snap.


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Chris Chan calls Time-Life

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"The many Prank Calls of Chris Chan"

In this series of calls, another gaggle of weens repeatedly call Chris under the guise of wanting to conduct an interview with him. Chris goes along with it at first, but quickly hangs up after one of the trolls brings up his sex tapes. After three more failed attempts at calling him, which end with Chris pretending to get feedback, wittering on about how he is STRAIGHT, and quickly hanging up, respectively, he continues on with a call at the very end, when one of the weens poses as a fan named Avril/Lily. "Avril" manages to secure a time and date for the "interview", which never ended up happening.

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“ It's okay to be stupid, but NOT homosexual, you can QUOTE me on that! ”
Chris

Sonichussy Call

On 26 December 2023, Twitter user Caseyj109 uploaded a video, and wrote "@CPU_CWCSonichu why didn’t you answer my phone call? #chrischan #cwcville #sonichu"[1]

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    Chats and calls

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IRC
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Other: CWC Cums for a Cat • Bob Walks In • Bob Walks In Aftermath • Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel • Julie Reveals Herself
Mumble
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Sarah May
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1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9
Liquid Saga
SHOWDOWN • Kacey calls (1 • 1.5 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13 • 14 • 15 • 16 • 17 • 18 • 19 • 20 • 21 • 22 • 23 • 24) • Father Call • Kacey and Liquid Call • The End For Real
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1 • 2 • 3
Jackie
1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • Lars Call
Other
Interviews

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Facebook
Chats without Chris

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Interviews
Arthur Spatchcock (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5) • BraveryJerk
Chats without Chris

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Guard Dogs
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Ben Saint
2020 Discord leaks
Bella
Fiona
Other
Discord
Interviews
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Central Virginia Regional Jail
Chats without Chris

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Otaku King
Helena Fiorenza
Discord
Interviews


References

  1. ↑ https://twitter.com/Caseyj109/status/1739863842207805592 (archive)
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