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Article of the Week The Gitars of Fail were Chris's custom-painted Guitar Hero controllers that made appearances in several videos. They were not mere game controllers, however; Chris liked to pose with the controllers, for example in GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes as well as several videos. The Gitars also made many appearances in the comics, for example when going Jericho on 4-Cent Garbage, and also on the cover of his mocked-up copy of Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles. He appeared to think that it counted as an actual instrument and gave him the skill to really play a guitar. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,157 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 378 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. Jesus Counter It has been 789 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 796 days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2001, Chris decides the best way to celebrate his mother's 60th birthday is by making her a cake with none other than Sonichu on the front. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? ... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase? ... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"? ... that Chris went to school on the short bus? ... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens? ... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject? ... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? ... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ... that the pickle man tricked Chris again? ... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places? ... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good?

Quote of the Now “ I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road. ” Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight. Da Update It is currently October 2024. It has been... 3 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 28 September - Chris and Flutter are spotted at the Mall of Tripla in Helsinki, Finland. 27 September Chris is photographed in Helsinki, Finland. Chris uploads the second part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project. 24 September - Chris breaks his AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan hiatus by uploading his take on Din Låt, a Swedish song. 20 September - Chris uploads Introducing Cwclight - My new website to YouTube, announcing his brand new website Cwclight. 18 September - Chris uploads the first part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project. 16 September - Chris posts Sonichus, Rosechus, and more and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime to Cwclight. 14 September - Chris uploads a Minecraft Let's Play onto YouTube. Recently Uncovered Info 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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