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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, and (alleged) literal motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,853 articles...and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week Christmas or, as Chris once called it, C-Mas, is one of our hero's favorite holidays. He's often mentioned it in his comics and videos. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,603 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 824 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris created the Sonee card and placed it on The Wall of Originals. (more...) In 2023, Chris was spotted having a date with Flutter. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched? ... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!? ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson? ... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? ... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies? ... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation? ... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag? ... and that people actually buy it?

Quote of the Now “ I wish my upbringing was better, but it is what it is. And I wish I could have been able to kept the friendships that meant a lot to me over the years, but to each their own respective paths, as I, mine. And I am grateful for what kindness I can get, but even I know the vibe I gave off and still do, at least somewhat. I am not a fan of this vibe. ” Chris in reflective mood Da Update It is currently December 2025. It has been... 29 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 218 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 18 December - Chris publishes Chapper Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 15 December - Chris publishes Punislav First Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 13 December - Chris publishes Armoraxe Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 12 December - Chris publishes Powler Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 10 December - Chris publishes Excelina Outtake Movie 1 and its subtitled version. 8 December - Chris publishes Silver Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 6 December - Chris publishes Son Chu Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 3 December - Chris uploads Bumba Lumba Outtake Movie and Son-Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated and their subtitled versions. 1 December - Chris uploads Movies Intro plus CC-82 Outtake Movie. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009. 4 November - Photos of the ED sign visit from October 2008. 3 November - The rest of the comic pages for The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0 from 2008 to 2009. Recently Uncovered Info 17 December - The Place chats - Chris and CWCki Server from August 2020 16 December - Praetor Jail Art from September 2022 to November 2022 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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