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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,926 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Quote of the Now “ I have been made aware that I was hacked, and I have remedied the situation. Any post made about any form of BitCoin or Crypto Currency, that was not me. It was a scam from the hacker. Do not buy anything from them or any crypto. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on X and Bluesky addressing being hacked on Instagram

Article of the Week On 27 March 2023, Chris was released from jail, with the only explanation being "released by court order". Beginning on 1 May 2023, sightings of Chris were reported in various places around Chesterfield County, Virginia. From June onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including Williamsburg, Lynchburg, Bedford and Ruckersville. In 2024 Chris began to be spotted in Finland and at conventions. Most of the sightings are initially posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit or to Twitter. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of August, it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his own car. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by Flutter, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest sweetheart. These factors combined, along with Chris's diminished internet presence, have caused sightings of Chris to remain much more common than they ever were before his arrest. (More...) Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 967 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,806 days 1,031 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,451 days 6,111 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,111 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris attended the third and final day of the Anime Mid-Atlantic convention. (more...) Today, in 2019, Chris and Barb went to court for a debt hearing. A secret Kiwi Farms user also attended the hearing and later posted an eyewitness account. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ... that Sonichu has his own animated series? ... that Evan killed Mommy? ... that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ... that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ... and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ... that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? ... that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu? ... that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ... and that he's overdue for it even in his newest car? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Manly Chester! From the Sonic Boom saga: Appeared in "Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee".

Da Update It is currently June 2026. It has been... 14 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 83 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 12 June - Chris publishes FanMail and Cwcville Autobots Stream Highlights. 5 June Chris and Flutter are spotted in the Mall of Tripla cinema, going to see The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4 31 May - Chris's Instagram account promotes a crypto coin after being hacked. 29 May - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated and Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short). 22 May Chris and Flutter are spotted at Forum, a shopping mall in Helsinki, Finland. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3. Chris publishes Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) and its subtitled version. Recently Uncovered Info 11 June - DPF call with Bob Chandler from January 2010. 24 May - Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction from May 2009. 30 April - Chando Sings! from September 2008. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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