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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,715 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Quote of the Now “ Hey, everyone. As some of you are aware, I have, indeed, personally struck down #GenoSamuel 's recent animations based from my books. I had felt ill will, as I was not personally consulted with nor involved in that project. Not to mention that he did not include links to my Etsy and Cwclight. In any event, had I been contacted, I would have considered collaborating with him and lend my voice for Sonichu Prime and Chris Chan. That remains a possibility, though. Regardless, I did feel like after the success of the documentary series, this endeavor would not have netted him the views he desired, as it does not recapture that metaphorical lightning in a bottle he had before. It is a shock, as others have experienced, when one's content or even channel gets taken down. I've been there before when my websites were hacked into and needed to be taken down, so I do empathize. ⚡💙⚡ ” Chris on Bluesky

Article of the Week On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote an open letter from jail to an unknown individual while awaiting court hearings on a charge of incest. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to Null and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to Kiwi Farms on 24 September. In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated on top of his existing delusions about the Dimensional Merge, citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself (ignoring, of course, that Jesus was a swarthy Middle Eastern Jew and not a pale-skinned Anglo-American like him, and that the main thing he has in common with "White Jesus" is his long hair). (More...) Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 560 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,400 days 624 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,044 days 5,705 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,705 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 1994, the court case Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. et al. versus Greene County School Board is thrown out of court. This would have been pertaining to the alleged abuse that Chris suffered at the hands of teachers. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"? ... and that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means? ... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house? ... that wooden badges are delicious? ... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King? ... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"? ... and that his Spanish name is Ricardo? ... and that his legal name is now Christine? ... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/? ... that Ivy was real? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Shirt of the Week The Happy Hag! From the Business saga: Appeared in "Apologies for offending people".

Da Update It is currently May 2025. It has been... 21 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 5 May - YouTube takes down Geno Samuel's in-progress Sonichu: The Animated Series after Chris files a copyright claim over its use of his Sonichu 0. Chris later comments on it. 2 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Fireshot. 1 May - Chris watches and makes a comment in the live-chat on a YouTube video by ILoveKimPossibleALot. 18 April - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chapper. 17 April - Chris uploads Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025. 11 April - The fifth episode of The Chris Chan Conspiracy is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars interviewing Chris at various locations. 4 April: Chris is spotted in Finland. Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave. Recently Uncovered Info 22 April - The Cat's Corner livestream comments from March 2021 18 March - ThePCAssassins phone calls with Bob. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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