2016
2016 the eighth year of organized trolling. It is a year that brought us the following things:
- Chris narrowly avoids jail time and is sentenced to probation due to the actions that he took on GameStop incident.
- Chris attempted to organize what he called a "lesbian party" but was utterly unsuccessful thanks to that dang dirty Jeff O.
- The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self respect, his hair now resembles a dying, green dish rag which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.
- Fought with, then eventually made up with...and than fought with again, Jeff O. on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise.
- Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's.
- Chris began and quickly ended his Game-stop embargo because it accomplished nothing.
- Chris ascended to a new tier of e-begging as he tries to convince people to buy him a PS4 for his birthday. Chris then purchased a PS4 himself and pretended he received it from a fan.
- Barb was sued for thousands of dollars in outstanding credit card debt.
In April Chris's Probation ends. Launches the Sonichu Entertainment of America and Chris starts to literally beg for money.
In May Chris continues to beg for money. He buys a new sweetheart named Naru. Naru is A Japanese love pillow. Chris tries to sell Sonichu and still have creative control to Sega. Chris revealed that he was competing with a former gay porn star for the privilege of impregnating a lesbian couple. Chris also made another sextape.
In July, Chris got an open, bleeding wound on his groin and thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos.
