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| ===30 March 2009===
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| Chris uploads three new videos. [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]], [[Secret Weapon]] and [[YouTube Finale]].
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| ===29 March 2009===
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| Chris sings the [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting song]].
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| ===28 March 2009===
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| Chris [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|sings "Lovin' You"]] by Minnie Ripperton for [[Ivy]] and shows that he has clearly lost his fucking mind.
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| ===27 March 2009===
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| In a new video, Chris goes completely plonkers at Clyde Cash. He shouts his lungs out, and threatens to call the police. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-LgkC1856A]
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| ===27 March 2009===
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| Christian posts the [[ Tour of Christian's House]] on Youtube.
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| He also posts [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|a new video]] where he threatens anyone who fucks with him.
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| ===26 March 2009===
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| Chris posts a [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|music video]] for Ivy, with remarkable departures from his previous videos, such as video edits, unified song in the background, and more. Furthermore, the images shown in the comic, featuring [[Clyde Cash]] as a villain, may be from [[Sonichu 9]].
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| ===24 March 2009===
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| Chris posts a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adBazn09OUc mysterious video] which is deleted within minutes. Based on [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=1392 this Krapple Komputer Kompany] thread, this is a maverick troll who is the first not to be associated with [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]. The video is related posted by Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF_wcu8IVaY here].
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| ===19 March 2009===
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| The Pickle Man tricks Chris and steals his date. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT4zdm2IH_Q]
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| ===18 March 2009===
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| New video. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxO-aSPlts0&feature=channel_page]
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| ===16 March===
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| Christian posts two new videos, apologizing [[Apology to Emily|to Emily]] and the people at [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|the Game Place]].
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| ===13 March 2009===
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| Chris [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|calls out for Miss Emily and Stephanie]], presumably two hopeful new [[sweethearts]] which may cause Chris to bring his [[love quest]] back on the Internet.
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| Some argue that it's a [[User:LadyCameron|trap]] designed to get those two trolls v& by Chris's parents.
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| ===10 March 2009===
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| Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|new video]] in which he reads passages from Leviticus that support his case against homos. He also announces that he has ceased using the internet to further his Love Quest and will instead be courting women in real life using knowledge gained from John Tesh and a book written by a nine-year-old boy. He then questions the nine-year-old's assertion that men have to do all the work in approaching girls--effectively proving that Chris has less game than a third grader. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFJjZPiRhro]
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| ===04 March 2009===
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| Christian uploads two new videos giving his side of the story in the audio released on March 3. He announces that he isn't planning to wear his medallion anymore (because he destroyed it and stuck the pieces in his ass) and that he is still the rightful mayor of [[CWCville]] despite verbally ceding power to [[Billy Mays]]. He also claims that [[BlueSpike]] is responsible for sonichuandrosechu.com going down and implores his fans to help him get the site back. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLkAY8xK94Y] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieZp9_Yyk7s] Apparently still not realising YouTube is forever, within 24 hours Chris deleted the video where he explained how [[BlueSpike]] made him shove the medallion up his arse.
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| ===03 March 2009===
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| [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s Chris-Chan page presents an alleged newspaper article claiming that Christian has committed suicide, leading to rampant speculation about Chris's fate. Total morons are invited to employ the basic deductive reasoning skills that Chris [[fail]]ed to use when determining whether [[Ryan Cash]], [[Sarah Jackson]], and [[PandaHalo]] actually died.
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| Meanwhile, audio has surfaced in which Christian endures humiliations from [[Max]] to protect his PlayStation Network account and to gain an opportunity to visit [[Julie]], only to learn that Julie and Max are both imaginary characters concocted by trolls.
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| [[Image:Postcard from Ebaums.jpg|thumb|right|200px|"Just gonna look away, meow...don't get involved...]]
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| It is rumored that Chris' parents have confiscated his [[webcam]]/[[PSEye]] and microphone after an anonymous troll sent [[Bob Chandler|his father]] several postcards in an envelope that contained screencaps of [http://s733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/DannyMothman/ Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape].
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| ==Archive== | | ==Archive== |
| | [[Da update/Archive:March 2009|March 2009]] |
| [[Da update/Archive:February 2009|February 2009]] | | [[Da update/Archive:February 2009|February 2009]] |
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