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The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker.
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Quote of the Now

You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Article of the Week

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Kamala Harris is the current vice president of the United States, part of president Joe Biden's administration. Following Biden's decision to suspend his 2024 presidential campaign, he endorsed Harris, passing the torch and giving her the momentum to become the Democratic nominee. Harris subsequently ran against Donald Trump for the presidency.

Unlike 2020, when Harris was part of the Biden-Harris ticket, Chris has expressed a greater support for her candidacy, creating multiple campaign signs for her. However, despite this critical political endorsement, the Harris-Walz campaign was defeated by Trump-Vance.

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This Day in Christory

One of Chris's first pretend Animal Crossing E-reader cards

Today in Christory;

In 2003, Chris begins keeping his (apparently short-lived) Animal Crossing diary.

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In 2007, Chris adds even more information to his Encyclopedia Dramatica page about Megan and Officer Nasty.

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In 2009, Chris uploaded a video showing his copyright registration of Sonichu.

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Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
383
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,222 days

447
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,867 days

5,527
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,527 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Did You Know...

Improvement Projects of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Shirt of the Week

From the Clyde Cash saga:

Da Update

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It is currently November 2024. It has been...
11
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now