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Article of the Week Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,864 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 1,085 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. Jesus Counter It has been 1,496 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 1,503 days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes Guitar Hero began. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters? ... that Brütal Legend rocks? ... that Chris was featured on Fox News? ... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons? ... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"? ... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Randy Stair (AKA Andrew Blaze) was aware of the Dimensional Merge? ... that Sonichu made a cameo in a dodie music video? ... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music? ... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video? ... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain?

Quote of the Now “ Have you been to Cleveland, Ohio? Big city there. There is a Superman statue in a small museum, and that's pretty much the hometown of the chronicler, and his wife, and his friend who did some of the- who did the art. There's a lovely statue over there, I'd say go check it out sometime. I also checked out the Christmas Story House, Ralphie's House. ” Chris on Cameo Da Update It is currently September 2026. It has been... 10 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 164 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 7 September - Chris publishes JCWCSP Cameo Q&A, an edited compilation of Cameo clips. 5 September - Chris publishes A Tribute to Peter Cullen from JCWCSP. 29 August - Chris and Flutter are spotted at a MINISO store. 27 August - Optimus Prime's voice actor Peter Cullen dies. Chris makes multiple posts grieving over the death and also claims that Cullen's soul has merged with his C-197 counterpart to return after the Dimensional Merge's completion. 19 August - Chris reveals in a Cameo video that he went to a small museum with a Superman statue and the A Christmas Story House during his recent trip to Ohio. Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. 23 July - YouTube live chat messages from November 2020. 10 July - DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video from September 2023. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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