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[[File:Shoe Colouring (360p 30fps H264-96kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|250px|What a mess.]]
{{quote|Today [[Homos|two very handsome Young Men]] came to my house to Hand Deliver some Fan Art! I humbly accepted their Gifts, [[Bisexual|gave them Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK)]] and sent them on their way!|Chris<ref name=kiss>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458</ref>}}
[[File:Shoe Colouring (360p 30fps H264-96kbit AAC).mp400002.png|thumb|250px|Appearance by Barb at about the 16 minute mark in the second video.]]


'''Shoe Colouring''' is a set of videos that [[Chris]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 3 [[August 2018]]. They follow him as he spray-paints a pair of white Adidas sneakers in a quite messy fashion, using absolutely nothing to cover up his carpet from getting stained (which does happen later on). Throughout the nearly hour-long video, Chris interjects with bouts of [[random-access humor]], while talking to [[Barb]] about topics like what to sell on [[eBay]], and things she needs to buy (and during these parts, Chris frequently addresses the viewers directly to [[Financhu Crisis|buy stuff from him]]). Chris also frequently talks to his mom in a dramatic and rather rude manner.
[[File:CWC with Copitz 1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris meets Copitz (right) and his friend in May 2018.]]
 
[[File:CWC Copitz May 2019.jpg|thumb|200px|Copitz gives Chris a ride home, April 2019.]]
 
'''Copitz''' is a YouTuber and a speedrunner on [[Twitch]] who lives in [[Charlottesville]]. Starting in [[May 2018]], he began visiting Chris and recording videos of him and his friends chatting with Chris while visiting local areas.
 
==1st Visit and interview==
On 19 May 2018, Copitz and his friends went to Chris's house to give him fanart he had drawn. Chris was overjoyed to meet them and [[TooManyGames|kissed each of them on the cheek]],<ref name=kiss></ref> which he thought they found flattering<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997967420575760384</ref> and agreed to do a video with them.
 
The video took place on 26 May 2018, with the videos released a few days later. A highlight is Chris saying that he regrets being more infamous than famous while hearing about the recent documentary made about him. He also says that he still goes to Anytime Fitness and has a membership, but "had to relocate" to one that wasn't in Ruckersville. He mentions that some unknown friends took him to see the movie ''Pokémon: I Choose You''.


==Intro==
{{Infobox/video
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Intro to Shoe Colouring
| name          = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|PfrFduPwyN8}}
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|SopgLOXCcoE}}
| stardate      = 3 [[August 2018]]
| stardate      = 30 [[May 2018]]
| subject        = {{Other|Fashion}}
| maker          = Copitz
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous      = [[I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)#Video|I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)]]
| saga          =  
| next          = [[Copitz#Deleted Scenes|Deleted Scenes]]
| shirt          = {{BlueClopperShirt|text}}, Smock
| subject        = }}
| previous      = [[Walking to the post office#Chris is back home|Chris is back home]]
 
| next          = [[Shoe Colouring#Shoe Colouring|Shoe Colouring]]
===Transcript of "A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"===
}}
 
{{Transcription}}
{{Incomplete}}
[''For reference, the guy with the bandages on his face is Carson, and the guy in the back is Lee'']
 
=== (0:00-0:10) Intro ===
[''Techno music plays as text is shown on the screen'']
 
<pre>A Chat With Christine Chandler
 
Filmed Saturday, 5/26/2018</pre>
 
 
<pre>We accidentally lost the first bit of this footage, so that is why there is no intro here.</pre>
 
 
<pre>The only important thing that was lost was Christine indulging in some "JULAY" memes, believe it or not.</pre>
 
 
<pre>That being said, enjoy the video!</pre>
 
 
=== (0:11-0:22) Chris discusses the weather ===
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ahh...[[Obesity|I-I tend to perspire easily]].
 
[''Chris fans her face and takes off her glasses'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah...It is pretty hot today.  Maybe eighty degrees?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah. It's-[''wipes face''] mid-eighties right now.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mid-eighties?
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: This is really good.
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: It's nice out.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It is nice out, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (0:23-1:17) Chris discusses the Kiwi Farms and BraveryJerk ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Y- you probably know about the, the [[Kiwi Farms]], right?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, yes.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: People probably, uh-[''jump cut''] replied to you on [[Twitter]] when you posted the picture of us, then I posted it on Kiwi Farms.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I didn't even know what the Kiwi Farms was, I w- I just thought like [''jump cut''] It was a place to maybe brag about my experience, you know, [Chris laughs] 'cause it was the first thing I thought of when I got home, but then I realized... that wasn't such a good idea and [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mmm.] th- most of the people on the forums were telling me it wasn't a good idea either.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Eeh.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, but, you know-
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color> (''interrupting''): I forgive you this time.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Haha, thank you. [''jump cut''] A lot of them were-were afraid that I was like a [[ween]] and I was gonna be like, you remember [[BraveryJerk]]?
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ah, not sure.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: He was the, uh, the African-American fellow who interviewed you at the, uh, the, uh-
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color> (''interrupting''): Oh... oh, yeah, yeah.  I did n- I did not know his offline name.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay- no, that is his online name, is BraveryJerk.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Online, offline, [''raspberry-like sound''], what did I say.  I-[''Chris uses an extremely high-pitched and loud sing-song voice'']I kept sayin' words!!
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: How did you feel about the videos that he made?
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, it is what it is, I just m'let it go, I'm cool.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.
 
 
=== (1:19-2:28) Chris discusses Toys "R" Us and restaurants ===
 
[''jump cut, Chris is now leaning forwards, reaching for a cup of tea'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Which tea is this again?
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: It's called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tieguanyin iron oolong].  It kinda tastes like, sweet, even without sugar.
 
[''Chris laughs'']
 
[''jump cut, the tea is now being poured into Chris' cup'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: That's good.
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Oop, didn't get your hand, did I?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Nah, you're cool. [''jump cut''] Ha, could've been hotter.
 
[''Copitz laughs'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, I like spicy things.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, I like spicy th-
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Hey, what's your favorite food, by the way?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mmm.  I like, uh, Mac and Cheese for longer time.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: When you go- go out to eat at uh, at, at near [[Ruckersville]], where do you normally go, do you come down to [[Charlottesville]], or...
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, yeah, kinda here 'n 'ere, I mean, [''jump cut''] I just feel like it's cheap to just name [[McDonald's]] all the time, or KFC, or Taco Bell, [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah] but I tell you what-[<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Those are cheap, though] if I like it good, I might get something good from the [''unintelligible''] Buffet.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, yeah, uh- that's down near where [[Toys "R" Us]] is, right?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah. [sigh] Stop the closing of the Toys "R" Us!
 
[''Copitz and friends mock-scream in dismay'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: No! Not the Toys "R" Us!
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You probably get a lot of your, your [[MLP]] stuff from [jump cut] Toys "R" Us, don't you?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, but's it's like, a lot of it's available online now, everyone's buying online [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.] Maybe KB will make a return, just like I heard on, uh, kind of a, news thing I s- read about, few weeks ago.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, it might- you know, that would actually be a good idea because it could pick up the business that Toys "R" Us, um, [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Lost.] would have lost, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
=== (2:28-3:22) Copitz tells stories about Monster Energy and his friend Eric ===
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>(''to one of the friends''): It was pretty good, by the way.
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: I know, I like it a lot.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I remember, I was here one time, and, and I, and I had a, I had a big, um, can of Monster Energy, and I tried combining it with the tea, but it just tasted like gross, warm Monster.
 
[''They all laugh'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: They make a tea for Monster, Monster Tea.
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Oh, [''unintelligible''], I think it's called.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So you remember Eric [''Shows a picture of Eric on the screen''], my friend that, uh, that came to [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, yes.] your house, right? [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yes.] He-
 
[''jump cut'']
 
[''The camera lurches awkwardly towards one of Copitz's friends'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: When he was taking the behind the wheel driving lessons, he went up to- to the [[Wal-Mart]] [''phone buzzes''] on 29 North. [''Camera tilts around''] Not the one in Ruckersville, but the one- [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Alright.] the one near Charlottesville.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
[''Copitz drinks some tea'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>:  Ooh, that is good.  I like that.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Eric was actually the one who showed me the [''unintelligible'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, really.  Shoutouts to Eric. [''closeup of Eric's face'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So when he was driving- [''jump cut''] through the parking lot with his driver's instruction teacher and a couple of other students- [''jump cut''] he actually saw you.  Uh, a while ago, he saw you, and he recognized you.  So that- so that was, uh, exciting for me, and we were all jealous.  [''Chris and Copitz laugh''] They got to see you.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (3:23-3:43) Chris discusses people coming to her house ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What were you thinking when we came to your house? How often does that happen?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhh... [''jump cut''] Feel like I wanna say on average... maybe.. uh... once every few months?
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Is it normally [[fans]], or normally [[trolls]]?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um... I'm not quite certain.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Not- not sure? Maybe just people trying to- people that live in the area and just wanna meet an- an icon?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, kinda.  [''laughs'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (3:44-5:54) Chris discusses Animal Crossing, Let's Play, and the GenoSamuel2 documentary ===
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Hey, try the Hi-C!  It's got mint in it, and it's really good.
 
<font color="gray">'''Friend 3'''</font color>: [''unintelligible'']
 
<font color="cyan">'''Friend 4'''</font color>: There are many, huh?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, there are a lot of 'em.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I like mint.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um-
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Minty Squirrel from [[Animal Crossing]].
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Minty Squ- Yeah, you know, you did a lot of Animal Crossing stuff back in the day, didn't you?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You made [[Animal Crossing Documentary|that Animal Crossing video]] for [[Borb|your parents]]?  I thought that was really nice.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And then I just did touring of what I had on my GameCube.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ah, right.  Yeah.  I- you kn- I remember people saying- I thought this was really cool- They said that you pioneered the Let's Play experience.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I did?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, 'cause you did it- you, you like, you recorded yourself, um, you're y'know, commentating over gameplay before basically anybody else did on the Internet.
 
[''Copitz plays 5:02-5:10 from Chris' Animal Crossing Documentary'']
 
<blockquote><font color="blue">'''2003 Chris'''</font color>: -moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got- I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs.</blockquote>
 
[''Video clip ends'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So some people consider you the pioneer Let's Play.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Huh.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That's pretty cool, isn't it?
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: That is pretty cool.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Okay, well that's news to me.
 
[''Copitz and friends laugh'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, I saw that ag- on the, um, do you know, the uh [[Chris_in_the_media#Chris_Chan:_A_Comprehensive_History|GenoSamuel2 documentary]]?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mmm.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, he's making this ''crazy'' long, comprehensive documentary, and I'd say it's very objective, he's not making fun of you in any way.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mm.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
[''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 10 is shown on the screen'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: He's on Part 10, and they're each 40 minutes, and he's only on like 2008, [''Picture disappears from the screen''] so it's like, it's like he's getting everything in there.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ah, as much as he can, right?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.  H- how do you feel about it when people make, like, documentaries and stuff about you but they're not making fun of you?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um, I feel abou- I kinda feel like, uh...
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You wish your past wasn't documented as much?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, no, I don't wanna say that.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mm-hm.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um, I just kinda wish I wasn't as- more famous than infamous [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah, that's true.]  for more of my good qua- [[Kindness|more of my good traits]], [[Ego|but I think they're all well noted]], [[Chris and English|among which]]. I have faith in the goodness of people.  And that's , uh, that's discounting and discrediting the obvious bad ones.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Y- you've met some good people out there.  I mean, we're here, right? You know. [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.] Yeah, we're- we're trying [''camera suddenly zooms in on Chris's torso''] to be friendly.  [''all laugh'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: [unintelligible] cameraman?
 
[''He's likely saying something along the lines of "Can I be the cameraman" because of Copitz's response and his later disappearance.]
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, you think you could help us- help me out here? Thanks, Lee.
 
=== (5:55-6:01) Interlude ===
 
[''The same techno music plays, text is shown on the screen'']
 
<pre>Starting here, there is a lot of background noise that I did not realize was being picked up.</pre>
 
<pre>I apologize for this error.  That being said, please carry on and enjoy the rest.</pre>
 
 
=== (6:02-6:45) Chris discusses her favorite games ===
 
[''The camera is now in a different position, revealing more of the room.  Lee is gone from the frame, and is now the cameraman.'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: All right, we're good, we've got Lee as our cameraman now, so that's good.
 
[''Chris laughs'']
 
[''jump cut, camera is zoomed in more'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, so Chrischine[sic] was just saying off-camera that her favorite, uh, [[Sonic]] game was Sonic CD.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, would that make that your favorite game of all time?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh...
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Or you like Animal Crossing or [[LittleBiGPlanet]] more?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I like, I like [[List of Chris's games|all the games I've played]]-
 
[''Copitz starts getting up from his seat and reaches for the camera.  As he touches it, there is a jump cut.'']
 
[''Copitz withdraws his hand from the camera'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -[[PlayStation_3#Trophies|definitely earned, like up to a hundred percent of the trophies.]]
 
[''someone laughs'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I dunno about favorite game of all time, though.  Mmm...[''wipes face'']...Although, big props to everything LittleBiGPlanet, especially everything on the [[PS3]], 'cause I'm able to make my [[LittleBiGPlanet#On_costumes|Sonichu costumes]] and play the game [''Friend laughs''] as [[Sonichu]] in a way.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''Looks at camera''] You- you still uh, kind of a big gamer?  You play games a lot?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.  Here and there, just when I- I do as I feel.
 
[''jump cut'']
[[File:Copitz's Face Swap Picture.jpg|thumb|400 px|The picture in question.]]
 
 
=== (6:46-6:56) Copitz shows Chris a picture ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I got this picture right here where somebody swapped our mouths and made Eric's head really big.
 
[''The picture shows up on the screen'']
 
[''Chris and Copitz laugh'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I'll put that up on screen.
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Oh yeah, I saw those, too.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You think that's funny?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Silly, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (6:57-7:16) Chris talks about her typical day ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What is a typical, uh, 'CWC' day like?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um... Well,I'm gettin' into something a bit more exercising. Going to [[Chris_and_health#Anytime_Fitness|Anytime Fitness]], I am a member there.''
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: The one, uh, in Ruckersville?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhhm... Not so much anymore, had to relocate, I'm not sayin' where.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: The one I'm going to, does- it's much farther... Yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (7:17-8:09) Chris talks about her jobs at Wendy's and Cutco Cutlery ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So you worked at the [[Wendy's]] in Ruckersville for a while, didn't you?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''nervously''] Yeah.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Wh- what was your experience like there?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhh... Kinda hit-or-miss, [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oof.] and I was still young... um... I felt like it [''jump cut''] just didn't quite suit me as well anyhow.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mm-hm.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Did you work anywhere else?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [[Monthly tugboat|Uh... uh... No, not these days.]] Uh, but I did work one summer as a... representative of... [[Cutco Cutlery]]?  But I- I treated it only as a summer job, so...
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Are you 36 now?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhf... Yes.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: 36.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: We can still make the next [''unintelligible''].
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: It's a generation gap that can be a brrrrrridge.  Like in a blidge[sic] dictionary, I'm making a bridge.
 
[''Unsure of what Chris is actually doing here.  I think he's trying to [[Chris and Spanish|roll her 'R's]], but if she is, he's doing it so badly that I can't tell.'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Bridge.
 
[''Chris moves her hand in a horizontal motion, supposedly imitating a bridge'']
 
[''Copitz and Chris fist bump, creating an explosion.'']
 
[''Copitz and Chris laugh'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: There's a good bridge.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (8:10-9:36) Chris talks about her name change and her favorite movies===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What was it, the um, the uh, the bear, at the, at the [''unintelligible''] Mall [[Christopher's name change|that gave you that name]]?
 
[''Text is shown on the screen, accompanied by a doorbell-like sound effect.'']
 
<pre>
*Referring to the name "Christian" here.*
</pre>
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yep.  Leonard... Bearstein.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Leonard Bearstein.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Do you have a favorite movie?
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Favorite movie.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [[Mary Poppins]].
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mary Poppins.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''odd voice''] Supercalifragilisticexp-
 
[''Copitz joins in'']
 
Both <font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color> and <font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: -ialidocious.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You ever go to the theater?
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, my friends, uh, took me there, t' see [[Pokémon]]: I Choose You
 
[''The video cuts to a still from the movie, text laid on top:'']
 
<pre>
POKEMON[sic]: I CHOOSE YOU SPOILER ALERT
 
SKIP TO 9:12 TO AVOID
</pre>
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Pikachu... talked to Ash, literally.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>:[''muffled by the tea he's drinking''] Mmm?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: An' it's like, "Pikachu!"- [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: The whole movie?]- No, just one part - but it's like [''Chris does an admittedly good impression of Ash from the Pokémon anime''] "Pikachu! [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls|Why don't you get in your Pokéball?]]" an' he's like, [''very high-pitched voice'']"It's because..." [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>:[''incredulously, looking at the camera''] What?] "...It's because, I want to be with you."
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That happened in the movie? 
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''still using the high-pitched voice''] Yeah.
 
[''Copitz plays the clip from the movie'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: The whole movie was quite good, we enjoyed it.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''unintelligible mumbling, continuing in high-pitched voice''] left. [''unintelligible''] to refill? Oh, no, we're still good. Ha.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: We're good, we're good.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''normal voice''] It's like, almost half full, and I like being... optimistic.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You're a half-full kinda...
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -person.  Yeah.  [''strange, deep voice that is probably supposed to be an Optimus Prime impression''] I'm an optimist.  [[Transformers|My name is Optimus.]]
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Optimus Prime
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Opti''mist'' Prime.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Optimist Prime.
 
[''both laugh'']
 
[''jump cut'']
 
=== (9:36-10:35) Chris rambles about bells and bananas===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I wanted to ask you how you feel about- [''jump cut''] - Richard Simmons.
 
[''Copitz most likely meant [[Robert Simmons]].'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh... yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Hearing his name definitely rings the bell.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Rings the bell.
 
[''Chris suddenly moves her head to her left shoulder, imitating a bell.'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''deep voice''] Glung.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Is that the [[Trolls|troll]] bell?
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What's that called, a gong, yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, no, I was actually thinking if a really big bell-
 
[''They all start talking at the same time'']
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Oh, I got it.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, yeah, like a really big, like a really big, yep, like...
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -like in a high tower.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, although, I think this one would probably have a crack in it . Not like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Bell the Liberty Bell,] exactly, just like, you know, just a f- kind of a crack, because, I dunno, we're not perfect, we're all a little cracked somewhere.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah. [''jump cut''] Carson on his face.
 
[''The camera zooms in on Carson, showing in more detail the bandages on his face.'']
 
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Yeah, ha ha, [''jump cut''] my face is destroyed.
 
[''The camera zooms in on Chris's hands as she pours herself tea.'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: W- we're all- [''drops spoon''] Whoops!
 
[''The camera zooms back out'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ha, there's a little fumble, but it wasn't an epic fail.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah.  No, not an epic fail. Could've been an epic fail.
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What's your opinion on Minions?  How do you like Lee's Minion shirt he's wearing?
 
[''A picture of Lee with a Minion shirt is shown on the screen.'']
 
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Probably, uh-
 
[''Chris suddenly starts talking an an obnoxiously loud, nasal, and high-pitched voice.  The camera starts zooming in on her face, and the audio is edited to be echoey, making Chris's outburst even more terrifying than it already was. It's hard to tell what's Copitz's editing, and what's just Chris.'']  
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [[Random-access humor|{{RageQuote|AH, MINION, DEY SO FUNNY,<br/>GNA GNA GNA, BANANA.<br/>BANANA BANANA BANANA.<br/>BANANA! MINANABANANA!<br/>THBBPTHBPT!}}]]
 
[''The camera mercifully zooms back out, the audio returning to normal.'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, I not- I've seen the first Despicable Me movie.
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yup.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
 
=== (10:36-12:11) Chris talks politics and Danger Dolan ===
 
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Th- this is kinda personal, you don't have to answer this, but, wh- what are maybe your political opinions?  How do you feel about the President?
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''stress sigh'']  I'm not, [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|I'm not totally into politics, I'm kind of a neut- I'm kind of neutral]], but I definitely wish that, uh, Obama could stay in office, [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah.] but if it had to be what it had to be(?) then you know I voted for Hillary.
 
[''jump cut'']
 
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -yeah, but instead we got [[Pmurt|Dona-[''long gargling noise'']-rump.]]


===Description===
[''Copitz laughs'']
Watch me colour my new shoes to continue the style as I like it, in the next video.
===Transcript===
''[Chris waves to the camera]''
Hey everybody on Youtube Land or whatever, this is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu! Coming to you live from home once again! Yep.


And today I'm 'bout to show y'all something very spectacular that I think you'll all be quite amazed with... want y'all to [[Speech_impediment|(know???)]] that this is a little do-it-yourself project, so make sure your jewelry is concealed... ''[Shows how his necklace is concealed under his smock and Blue Clopper]''
[''jump cut'']


And you're wearing a... smock ''*Waves the bottom of the smock around*'' or apron. And paint will be invovled so... enjoy yourself.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: An' I learned recently to roll my 'R's, an' it was by accident.


==Shoe Colouring==
[''Copitz laughs'']


Chris spends an hour spray painting his shoes. He is too lazy to place anything underneath them and consequently stains his carpet with yellow paint. Creepily, he continues to refer to his mother as "dear".
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: My tongue was in the right place, and I went with it.


{{Infobox/video
[''The gargling noise is apparently supposed to be rolling her 'r's, but it's not remotely like what it should be.  It sounds more like an 'L' sound than an 'R' sound, and her tongue is definitely not "in the right place".'']
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| video          = {{#ev:youtube|hYtqSdbKALQ}}
| stardate      = 3 [[August 2018]]
| subject        = {{Other|Fashion}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga          =
| shirt          = {{BlueClopperShirt|text}}, Smock
| previous      = [[Shoe Colouring#Intro|Intro to Shoe Colouring]]
| next          = [[Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5]]
}}


===Description===
[''jump cut'']
Watch me colour my new shoes (of the same brand and style as the previous ones) to continue the style as I like it on me.
===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}


[00:00]
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And, you know, Danger [[Planet Dolan|Dolan]] does it, ud, [''odd voice''] I am Danger Dolan, und today I'll be a [''gargling noise''] rater(?), and I will tell you the ['''rolled 'r's"''] treek(?).  And why does he say it like 'trees', by the way, it's truth, not trees.


Alright, so we're going to get down to it y'all will have the bird's-eye view of- possibility here thanks to this little camera accessory I have. Anyway, we're looking at a new pair of shooooes! You like it when I new pair of shoes, I had to get a new pair, anyway this is no- anyway this the shoe bo- the box for the new pair this is my old shoes I have recently anyway they're Adidas Neo and here they are right there with the shipping tape on the cover on top of it to keep them in kind of a display type of thing so here they are in there faded glory, so that's the old shoes and here we have . . . the new shoes! Same thing, Adidas Neo, took out the shoe laces a little while ago and we're going to get to work on coloring these going from all the white to yellow and blue. So what you need here is, uh, so you're gonna watch me as I go we can either use duct tape or shipping tape and the paint we will be using is, uh, Tulip Color Shot, intent fabric color, it's permanent on the fabric and hey, between the yellow and the cobalt blue as you can see right there, I also have black for in case I mess up and get it on the black stripes there. In case you want to do this for yourself and I welcome that y'all deck out your shoes as you like it, the way I see it white's, it's like a blank canvas and they come in this packaging, this type of packaging, these two are Color Shots. Anyway definately want to make sure these are, we- aimed away from your face, just to show you an example the nozzle, look for the nozzle, make sure that this is away from your face okay! It's common sense, it's common sense! You don't want to spray yourself in the face, you want to aim it forward and you want to make sure you shake it up before each use. But for now, we are going to repair these shoes so we get them from this, to that in color, to do this one shoe at a time so I'm pretty much show y'all, doing this for one shoe so you, you tape it from the one, you apply it to the other, do it for yourselves, it's all good. Alright so, I'm deciding, I'm thinking as I go . . .
[''jump cut'']


[02:45]
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I was wondering, 'cause I saw- you know how, like, when somebody likes a Tweet, it shows up on your timeline sometimes, on [[Twitter]]?


Ehh, fortunately I still have these for reference, the original pair. Yeah, I am going to use the duct tape, pulling out a good strip of it, kinda . . . then, gonna rip it in half, down the line like a zippity zipper, and this will go around the basse of the shoooe, you want to keep that white and pretty, whether or not weather gets involved. It did rain some today so I had to- which that's another thing, if the shoe- if the shoes are dirty, just make sure you wipe the mud off. But anyway, in the end we will be removing this duct tape, it's only temporary to keep the paint from getting on- to where we don't want it! But, there remains duct tape, and it's some more, start on the other shoe as well and I'm thinking about that, I don't know, I'm just thinking as I go. It's those creative types, we think as we go, sometimes, some of us will plan ahead, fortunately I did plan some of this before some, yeah, I'm working off the seat of my tail. (Christine humming to herself) It's nice to have a lap to work on with all of this. Hairs NOT INCLUDED in package! Although some fun is included in each and every clu- ideas clu- fun package! This is a foam sample charm I just got one, second one I have I don't know where the first one is I lost it some time ago. Foam sample feals nice and cushy yay! Hehe.  
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, yes.


[05:20]
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: And I saw you- you liked one of Donald Trump's tweets.


Okay, so I am going to cover up what is going to be blue later, and I'll . . . do everything else in yellow, just watch it, the back of my shoes, yeah those will be blue so I definitely want to cover up that neck of the woods. So yeah you can use your common sense and just cover up what is NOT going to be the color that is- it going to be laterrr. Let me spread yellow over the, shoot. Hmm, well just, I'm figuring this out as I go. (Christine sings to her self) So yeah, we're doing all the yellow parts. So yeah, we can work along the lines of the shoe where . . . just fold that up a little bit and goes there, around there, yeah that's going to be yellow. (Christine applies duct tape to the shoe)  I'm going to cover up the black so it doesn't accidentally become yellow. . . . Break out the popcorn because this is good YouTube entertainment, duct tape your shoe and have fun with it.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''mumbling''] Wait, you talkin' about, uh, earlier today, oh, yeah, it was like one having to do with the, er, the American people bein' held... over dere... in wherever it was.


[''jump cut'']


[15:41]
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: They're being released, they're coming back to America, they reunite with their... family.  Of the White House.


(Barbra enters the room)
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So you're just happy to hear it.


Barb: How are you doing?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.  I like good news.  And [[My_Little_Pony#Chris_and_ponies|Tara Strong]] shared dat link, by the way.


Chris: Hello, hey everybody guess who here- Barbara Ann, there's Barbara Ann say hello, oh darn it, oh boy, and we're seeing that mark on your face tell'em what happened.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay.


Barb: Ain't nobody not gonna see nobody's gonna see anything.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Tara an' I, we hate Trump, but we do like the good news, and good things in life.


Chris: I'm recording myself decorating my shoes, so they could do it for themselves. Yeah, anyway those uh anyways-
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: The good news.  Well, you know, you gotta see the good in people sometimes, even if they're not so good.


Barb: Is this one decorated, or is that the old one?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''earsplittingly loud and high pitched voice''] YEAH, EVEN TIMMY TURNER IS SO POSITIVE ALL THE TIME!


Chris: Yeah, that's the other- yeah that's the other one I just finished painting the yellow parts, I'm gonna, remove the tape and then add more tape to cover the parts that are going to be blue, anyway. Ugh, mama tripped on the wet grass outside hit her face on the ground jeeeeeeez, yeah. I help pick her up, get her inside, got her ointment, emergency treatment, she's okay. Now what was I doing, oh right . . . (Christine continues taping up the shoe) She tripped, it was a painful fall, really painful, oey, ouh, uh.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That's, that's-


Barb: How much did they cost?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''continuing the voice''] YEEEEAH, LOOK AT MY FAIRY GODPARENTS!


Chris: The shoes?
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That's Tara Strong.


Barb: Yeah.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''odd laugh''] [''normal voice''] She's really awesome.


Chris: Oh, they're about um fifty bucks.
[''jump cut'']


Barb: Fifty?


Chris: Yeah.
=== (12:12-?) Chris talks about her Cutie Mark ===


Barb: I thought so.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Lee, can you get in front of this right here? What is this, uh, [''unintelligible''] character?


Chris: Yeah, they're really nice shoes.
[''camera zooms up to something Chris is holding'']


Barb: They are, they look nice.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: That's my cu- That's my Cutie Mark.


Chris: Yeah, they're going to be even nicer after I finish customizing, the permanent fabric paint.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, okay, from, uh, My Little Pony.


Barb: I bought another roll of duct tape today.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, but it's my- it's my special Cutie Mark, I took multiple quizzes to find out what I be.  I ended up being, you know, to make my OC pony [[Night Star]]. That's her Cutie Mark, an' she and I share da Cutie Mark.


Chris: Oh, oh yeah- oh yeah I noticed you did.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, cool, okay.


Barb: It's expensive.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, and of course, if I- if I ever went to Equestria though, I wouldn't beco- I would not become, a unicorn, I'd become an [[ego|alicorn]], because I'm a bit higher up, just- just because of my rule in Cwcville and everything, and that w- that was kind of a di- thing, because y'know, it was like- y'know, I cou- I only drew [[Nightstar]] because I was like: "I could draw myself whatev- whichever way I wanted, so, I was like EH? I'll spoil myself, and I, had felt like I had wings... on my shoulders... for quite a long time, even longer than tha- for quite a number of years.


Chris: Yeah, when you got the screws for the- for the mirror, yeah she's making my- a vertical stand- vertical mirror going to be- it's going to be horizontal for gonna be hanging it in my place here, my room here later after she gets it done but she's been doing very well, she's very awesome, she's quite physically able and whatnot, she can- I'm very proud of my mom.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''Sings "I Believe I Can Fly by R Kelly."'']


Barb: I'm real proud of you too.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Just- just kind of an imagery of wings on my back.


Chris: Thank you.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''Looks straight at the camera''] We got a modern day R Kelly right here.


Barb: Boy, this van drives good with those new tires.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Modern day R Kelly?


Chris: Oh, excellent, that's right we uh, he's part of that money the big money to pay for those tires, those tires that went on the van. Well the car wasn't ready soon enough so we to use it for the van and it worked out, that was like four hundred dollar bill.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Woah, woah, woah- wait, wait- The good parts of R Kelly. [''Laughs'']


Chris (mumbling to herself): I need to take deep, deep, deep . . . the fire hasn't begun yet, it hasn't, yeah, somebody better tall that shadow cause somebody beat me to it again. Oh, red skeleton . . .
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''Laughs and starts rapping''] I don't know about that, but you could do a rap, and we can do this and that- gettin' go blip blap blip blap.  


Barb: Then you have to punch your holes.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: There you go. R Kelly.


Chris: No, I'm removing the tape later so I don't need to punch the holes, the holes are staying there. (To herself) Well it's under the script it's somewhat important, so many details, so little time.
[''Camera zooms in on Chris's face to finish the rap'']


Barb: You're not painting where the tape is, then?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''Continues rapping''] I'm not a rapper, but I'm here to say, that y'all can do it, as you'd like your way.


Chris: Right, the paint is- the tape is going o- is going where we don't want paint to be on.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you think maybe you- you'll get into voice acting, sometime?


Barb: Ok
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, possibly, if they- we get an anime show for Sonichu I'll voice myself and my son.


Chris: That's the idea.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh! That would be so cool!


Barb: Smart
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And, y'know I would definitely want to make a deal with Funko for making some POP vinyl figures, of, myself and my family.


Chris: Videos are an intelligent concept on the mano stet I don't know. (To herself) What we talking 'bout? We're singing, we're dancing, lalalalalala. Ah, I'm a little tired.
[''General agreement noises'']


Barb: Yeah, you can put my roll on- of tape up here where that was so you have it to use and I'll- I can allways come down- I don't use it often, I use it to check the big bags.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You've been let down by a lot of fake, uh...


Chris: That's fair, that's fair dear it's good, thank you.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: People have been faking the, actual people, like [[Reggie_Fils-Aimé|Regis Fil Aime]] for one, yeah.


Barb: I went out and um put the- oh uh put the bags that were in the trash cans over in the (Christine audibly burps) big trash can and . . . and there were still some left so I put them in two big contractor bags.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah, did you actually f- uh, fly out to Washington?


Chris: Okey-dokey.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Nyooo.


Barb: And lift them all out there the road.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: No, you didn't?


Chris: Okay. (Singing to herself) Live streaming shoe action on multiples miss opticals, whatever the hell that means, which is absolutely nothing, so.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: No, we didn't fall for that.  


Barb: I stopped bleeding so . . . washed the blood- dried blood off.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It was funny, you drove out to...  


Chris: That's good, I'm really sorry you tripped, geez.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Cleveland.


Barb: It was- it was the grass, everything was so wet amd, it, ot could be the shoes that are different than I normally wear.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: To Cleveland. And then it was that, old worn down house?


Chris: The ones you're wearing. (Christine pans the camera to show Barabra)
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.


Barb: I was wearing my white tennis shoes.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Not what you expected... not- not Julie, no.


Chris: Oh, so not this pair?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Just a little old lady!~


Barb: No, these are my- my bedroom shoes.
<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Now you were talking about, voice acting Sonichu, what would Sonichu sound like?


Chris: Oh, that makes sense, you don't want to go outside in your bedroom slippers, because you might SLIP UP in the slippers!
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oooh, that's a good question.


Barb: I took out five bags of, uh, shredded stuff, put it in the trash cans.
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, something close to the original, like, y'know, back in the adventures Saturday morning phase, somin- sounding like that, Um, ha! Robotnic totally got me with this, but nah, I ain't gonna be falled by that. Uh, but they're scratchin' rounders, I'm gonna go trip on them, hubre I am referring to the episode, rounder the genius. Which was the first episode of, Revenge of the Sonic the Hedgehog I had ever seen. It was the first time I'd heard Sonic's voice.


Chris: Good, paper shredder, we shred our bills.
<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: It's amazing that you can remember that.


Barb: You do wear your apron, wear your-


Chris: Yeah, I have to in this case 'cause I'm using spray paint, to spray- to spray- to paint my shoes. Where did the other one go? See, spray, nozzle, faces away from your face you don't want in your face. (To herself) no licensed music in this video, we're just going as we do . . .


Barb: My body is still in shock, so I'm not doing anything tonight. I'm just resting.
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah. Good memory. The first time you ever made, like... the news or the internet or anything was back, uh... when you were at the Fashion Square Mall and when you were- when you were younger. You won like a Sonic contest or something?


Chris: That's okay, you uh, you still went ahead and cooked dinner, didn't you?
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, yeah. Its the Sonic watch and win sweepstakes, back in 92... and the grand prize was a thousand dollars shopping spree at KB Toy Store. We went and did the Saturday after my birthday, nineteen ninety fo.


Barb: I had- I didn't have one piece of chicken left so I cooked one piece of chicken and one piece of fish. I saved the fish for tomorrow for lunch. And I opened the yams and I had half of them
<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: This is a nice place, this was a good choice. This was, uh, Christine's choice to meet here at the Tea Bazaar.


Chris: Okay, well at least you got your lunch for tomorrow, I've already- I've had my dinner I had a roast beef sandwich, so by Arby's got a roast beef sandwich, it was good. Anyway, so everything, yeah, no, no, here comes some more yellow, yellow yellow yellow my fine fellow. (Begins to spray paint the shoe while singing) Oh yeah, that helps. (Continues) I deviate from the norm! I am a CPU Goddess storm! Just kidding as I say that, I'm not a storm. Now it's symmetrical compared to the other shoe, 'cause I didn't like that asymmetry as much yellow on one side. Check the status of this shoe.
[''Mutual agreement between everyone'']


[25:48]
<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:It is- it is a really lovely ambiance to it.


Barb: I took my (clears throat) vehicle, keys, and the house and the mailbox keys and put 'em all in separate...things,-
[''More agreement noises'']


Chris: Where did the instructions-
Lee: (Points to a potted plant) Tree


Barb: And I'ma leave all of my other keys at home. Cause there not...that...the weight of my keys could of damaged the ignition switch.
Coptiz: Yeah


Chris: The weight of your keys could've damaged the ignition switch?
Carson: Yeah


Barb: Yea, I thought about that I forgot.
Lee= Camera man
Carson= Back
15:21


Chris: Heah, it says here on the instructions "wait thirty minutes", "let dry thirty minutes". Hmm...Hmm, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking now. Hmm, I'm go get plastic gloves, excuse me. (Goes off screen)
Coptiz: Who's your favorite character you've made? Um- probably Sonichu, but maybe other things- other than the main ones. Other than like, Sonichu, Rosechu?


[26:52]
Chris: Yeah. And it's- by the way, it's two syllables rose-chu.


Barb: (Chris comes back) I have a suggestion-
Coptiz: Oh, Rose-chu. My bad, yeah, Rose-chu.


Chris: Whats this-
Chris: Yeah, uhm- of all of my- hmmm. Let me think a moment about that. If actually, I had to pick a favorite of that, I'd have to... give it to my recently revealed honey... Cryzel Rosechu.


Barb: Lets just donate the full pillows to good will.
Coptiz: Crzyel Rosechu? Is that, uh, who you're married too now, Cryzel Rosechu?


Chris: No! I may have a need for those-
Chris: Yes.


Barb: Two of 'em.
Coptiz: There you go


Chris: No, I may have a need for those, buh...no, just no. No no no no.
Chris: And I'm also married to Magi-Chan.


Barb: Ok
Coptiz: How often do you just...get curious and look at some of the stuff people- people say about you online?


Chris: Nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu. Nu, not the body pillows. Huooh, latex gloves. I'll put these on my hands. Hmm, fit to the touch. Why didn't I think of this sooner, should have done this sooner. I can't think of everything simultaneously. Ppllt. There, I got a little paint on my thumb and its not going to hurt me, brrlt. (Hums to himself) Hmm...mmm, anyway, I think, umm, the tongue back in here.
Chris: Ehh...I got mo- I got other things to worry about, so it's kinda like, uh...hit or miss, but... I've been finding a number of good lately, on the twitter. I'm on the lookout. And I half Sonichu and I'm quick like one. I find a bad comment and I report you down. I'm taking you down you damn haters.


Barb: I hope its not rainin' tomorrow, because its not rainin' I will make a- take a load to goodwill.
Coptiz: Definitely quick like one, C-W-C.


Chris: Ok. Lets see how it is tomorrow. Alright, so let me see. I'm thinking, alright- so, yeah, I'm guessing that I remove that duct tape- that tape, see. Get that white. Get that white. Hmm
Chris: Zip!


Barb: That's a pretty color.
[Jump Cut]


Chris: The yellow?
Coptiz: (awkward laughing)


Barb: Yeah
Chris: Gotta do the Z-position for lightning.


Chris: Yes, I like yellow. Its a mellow color, then we'll sing a song. Yeah, mmm. Ah, jeez. Alright, this tape really gets on my gloves. Mmm, take this off too. I guess I'll take off all the tape, and I'll just put new tape-
Coptiz: The Z-position? Sup- I don't knoww.


Barb: I'm glad we have this chair.
[Jump Cut]


Chris: Yep, its a good chair. You can sit on it.
Coptiz: Oh, you have two phones?


Barb: Yeah
Chris: Look, I got- I might as well do it now. I got two... phones. One for my trolls and one for my homes.


Chris: Mmh...mmm, I got this (unintelligible), put that over here. Mhm.
[Jump cut]


[29:06]
Chris: One for the bullies and one for my friends.


Chris: Put that tape on something. Put it somewhere. Hmr, prrt. (Unintelligible babbling and weird noises) Its a magic trick, comes right off. Wham! And there's the reason I have a little black- I have some... black paint. (Unintelligible) just screw up a little bit- a little bit. Just, mmh, carefully...(Unintelligible) the thing, small tap. Easy spritz, nah damn. Okay. If its that later, I'm still learning the process. Anyway, you see what I mean by controlled. Keep it close to the thing. Its fair, its valid. Ehh, I'm just gonna clean up the black on that side of the shoe ehh. Handy wipes, neheheheheheh. (Singing and/or babbling). Hmm, maybe we can wipe it off of here. Yeah, pbbt, hmm. Okay, I'll get as much of the black as I can off, and I can...hmm, yeah, I'll replace that duct tape over that middle one and...before I can. That's gonna get (unintelligible) if I don't do somethin' with it. Shoe fo bloopers, only on this video, just because! Brrrrrrrrrrrrr. Neah. Uh mmm, (Babbling).
[Jump cut]


Barb: (Unintelligible)
Coptiz: Why do you actually have two phones?


Chris: Huh, old number, new number.


Chris: I know! Alright. I'll-fix-it-later, I'll-fix-it-later. Neah, I'll cover up the old half parts and fix it later neah. Meah... it's a process, it's a process. It does, It does. (Burp), ahh. That felt pretty good. Just a little burp.
Coptiz: Oh, Okay.


Barb: The bought pad I gave you was, uh, today. Would you like me to separate them for you so you can use them to- u-use for your shoulder pads?
[Jump cut]


Chris: Oh. Uhm-
Coptiz: This one of these ones that you're trying to sell?


Barb: It's two.
Chris: Ah, no.


Chris: Yeah.
Coptiz: Ok


Barb: It's sewed together. I can-
Chris: That's my old one. I g- I- cause I got these on a lease one, get one free offer at Sprint.


Chris: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
Coptiz: Oh, cool. Ok.


Barb: I can take the stitches out for you.
Chris: Yeah


Chris: It's fine. It's fine dear, thank you. Let me think. I'm thinking, I'm in a process! I'm in a process.
[Jump cut]


Barb: (Dry coughing)
Chris: Well I'm not putin- I- I'm not- An my... new number is staying offline.


Chris: I'm in a process. I am in a process. In my mind, in my mind. In my mind. Ok, now I got a little black on my- I'll wash it off later, pllt.  
Coptiz: offline. That's a good idea.


Barb: (Heavier dry coughing)
Lee: Good idea


[34:02]
Coptiz: Good idea. So it is- it is kind of like one phone for the trolls, isn't it?


Chris: Get the duct tape get the duct tape get the duct tape, memememe. Mmm mmm mmm.
Chris: Yeah. Yeah that... and do you know what song that I- there's actually as song called...


Barb: Those other glasses didn't work for me.
Coptiz: I've got two phones


Chris: Ah, doh. Your back up pair...of glasses.
Chris: Called...yeah. I don't remember the artist's name. I have the track on my playlist though.


Barb: Yeah, they- they- I thought they would but they don't-
Coptiz: I don't remember it either, but I remember when the song was going around.


Chris: Well-
[Jump cut]


Barb: So I put back- all those back.
Chris: Everybody go ring ring ring. Hh, except I have one- except I have the old one on silent.  


Chris: Ehh. Huh, we're gonna get those adjusted for you. Maybe.
Coptiz and Carson: Yeah


Barb: I need to get new glasses. Maybe September I can afford.
Chris: And the old- and the- the other ones on silent because of this too, but that's because of this.  


Chris: Ehh, you hear that people? Send me a couple of hard bucks and I can get my mother a new pair of glasses.
Coptiz: Yeah


Barb: (Burps)-
Carson: Yeah


Chris: Pbbbbbt
Coptiz: That makes sense. 'preciate that.


Barb: Excuse me
[17:23]


Chris: That's alright. Hmm. Hmm Hmm. Hmmmmh, I think I should have done the blue first, that would have been easier. Mm, make a mental note people. You might want to do the blue before you do yellow, mree. Am I perfect? No. I'm still a CPU, so...deal with it. What'd I do with the duct tape? (Unintelligible babbling then humming). If it comes out it takes off any yellow, I will...worry about it later. That's about all I can do, innit it.
Chris: When I won the [unintelligible] Saturday night!


Barb: Yeah. One step at a time.
[Jump Cut]


Chris: That's what she said!
Chris: Ahh, pour a little Iron Lung, please. When. You notice ha.


Barb: I like my black umbrella in your car.
[Chris and Coptiz laugh nervously]


Chris: Black um-
Coptiz: So, one thing that, um- that its kind of like a reoccurring thing on the wikis that people make and stuff that-


Barb- I'll get it tomorrow
Chris: Yeah-


Chris: Okay, black umbrella. Pbbbbbbt-
Coptiz: they ki- they kind of call you like a big narcissist. What do you have to say about that?


Barb: Thanks for putting, uh, my, uh, umbrella head in the van. Up in the, uh-
Chris: W- I've eased- I've- lets say I've eased up. I definitely don't have much of an ego. I never thought I've... never actually in my- in my longer life span, for the most part though of myself better than anyone, although that can be misleading for the Chris in CWCville pfft. Mlat- But- But that's just old outdated stuff and-  


Chris: I forgot when I did that. Oh, well.
Coptiz: Yeah-


Barb: On the- On the, uh- the back of the seat.
Chris: we've- we've moved forward and-


Chris: Ok. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. We were cleaning out the other van the other day and I put the umbrella...in the pocket behind the seat.
Coptiz: I mean y- y-


Barb: Yeah.
Chris: and CWCville is SLGBTQ friendly.


Chris: That's what I did. I did do that. We cleaned the van and I did do that.
Coptiz: Okay


Barb: I used it today.
Chris: And y- As now is for the straight and cis-gender supporters.


Chris: Good-
Lee: Oh


Barb: I was glad it was in there.
[18:30]
[Jump cut]


Chris: Very good. My name's Santa, I want to sing a song and dance for Christmas alalalalalalalalala. It was a random silly thing, plllt. Ok, definitely going to need some finesse. I'm covering up the logo on the back of the shoe here. Finesse. Hm. Hm hm. Hm. Hm hm hm. Hm. Don't (Unintelligible). I don't care. I'm doing it anyway.
Coptiz: That's me!


[38:21]
[Chris Laughing]


Chris: I don't care. I'm gonna do it anyways, and you shut up. Pbbt. Shut up (Unintelligible name). You shut up. No, you shut up. You shut up. You shut up. Jump up and down and sing, haters gonna hate (Multiple raspberry noises). Not hate allowed...in the cloud, with the foam. Pbbt, meow. (Singing).
Coptiz: Woo-hoo! I'm welcome.


Barb: Did you put the silverware wall chart on ebay?
Chris: Yup. And I'm a bi... so I get a bi. Heh ha ha! That's a- that's- that's just a fun joke.


Chris: Uhh, no. And I have too many other things to worry about other than frickin' ebay.


Barb: Oh-


Chris: And don't try to- too many responsibilities and- Ohy, ehh. Another moment of my life folks. Stay tuned for further details on the life of a CPU in training (Fake crying). Huuuh. Have fun, pbt. Hmm, this might not-


Barb: I found, uh-


Chris: A dollar-


Barb: Mr. Chandler's, uh, instruction manual bones, b o n e s-
==Deleted Scenes==


Chris: Oh-
Deleted scenes of Copitz's interview with Chris.


Barb: How to play bones-
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| maker          = Copitz
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| next          =  [[Count Dankula#Interview|A Chat With Chris-Chan]]
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Chris: Oh the- Oh-
===Transcript of "Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"===
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Barb: And (Clears throat), uh, they're full bones-
==2nd Visit and Ghost Hunt==
On 22 March 2019, Copitz, along with two of his friends, went to visit Chris again. During this time, they went "ghost hunting" in the now abandoned DeJarnette Center for Human Development in Staunton, [[Virginia]].


Chris: Them bones them bones them-
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| previous      = [[March_2019_videos#A_Melodic_Burp|A Melodic Burp]]
| next          = [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]]
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===Transcript of "Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan"===
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Barb: So, I think you could sell it for a hundred and fifty dollars.
==External links==
*[https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/998016112745943041 The fanart Copitz gave Chris].


Chris: Mmm. You hear that folks? If I have a- if i put them on ebay for one hundred and fifty dollars maybe you'll pay for my mother's new glasses. Huh, huh, wouldn't that be nice? (Weird Chris noises). I have blue paint.
==See also==
*[[Xleepy]], Copitz's friend and fellow YouTuber.


[40:33]
==References==
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“ Today two very handsome Young Men came to my house to Hand Deliver some Fan Art! I humbly accepted their Gifts, gave them Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK) and sent them on their way! ”
Chris[1]
Chris meets Copitz (right) and his friend in May 2018.
Copitz gives Chris a ride home, April 2019.

Copitz is a YouTuber and a speedrunner on Twitch who lives in Charlottesville. Starting in May 2018, he began visiting Chris and recording videos of him and his friends chatting with Chris while visiting local areas.

1st Visit and interview

On 19 May 2018, Copitz and his friends went to Chris's house to give him fanart he had drawn. Chris was overjoyed to meet them and kissed each of them on the cheek,[1] which he thought they found flattering[2] and agreed to do a video with them.

The video took place on 26 May 2018, with the videos released a few days later. A highlight is Chris saying that he regrets being more infamous than famous while hearing about the recent documentary made about him. He also says that he still goes to Anytime Fitness and has a membership, but "had to relocate" to one that wasn't in Ruckersville. He mentions that some unknown friends took him to see the movie Pokémon: I Choose You.


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[For reference, the guy with the bandages on his face is Carson, and the guy in the back is Lee]

(0:00-0:10) Intro

[Techno music plays as text is shown on the screen] 

A Chat With Christine Chandler

Filmed Saturday, 5/26/2018


We accidentally lost the first bit of this footage, so that is why there is no intro here.


The only important thing that was lost was Christine indulging in some "JULAY" memes, believe it or not.


That being said, enjoy the video!


(0:11-0:22) Chris discusses the weather

Chris: Ahh...I-I tend to perspire easily.

[Chris fans her face and takes off her glasses]

Copitz: Yeah...It is pretty hot today. Maybe eighty degrees?

Chris: Yeah. It's-[wipes face] mid-eighties right now.

Copitz: Mid-eighties?

Carson: This is really good.

Lee: It's nice out.

Copitz: It is nice out, yeah.

[jump cut]


(0:23-1:17) Chris discusses the Kiwi Farms and BraveryJerk

Copitz: Y- you probably know about the, the Kiwi Farms, right?

Chris: Oh, yes.

Copitz: Yeah, yeah.

[jump cut]

Copitz: People probably, uh-[jump cut] replied to you on Twitter when you posted the picture of us, then I posted it on Kiwi Farms.

[jump cut]

Copitz: I didn't even know what the Kiwi Farms was, I w- I just thought like [jump cut] It was a place to maybe brag about my experience, you know, [Chris laughs] 'cause it was the first thing I thought of when I got home, but then I realized... that wasn't such a good idea and [Chris: Mmm.] th- most of the people on the forums were telling me it wasn't a good idea either.

Chris: Eeh.

Copitz: Um, but, you know-

Chris (interrupting): I forgive you this time.

Copitz: Haha, thank you. [jump cut] A lot of them were-were afraid that I was like a ween and I was gonna be like, you remember BraveryJerk?

[jump cut]

Chris: Ah, not sure.

Copitz: He was the, uh, the African-American fellow who interviewed you at the, uh, the, uh-

Chris (interrupting): Oh... oh, yeah, yeah. I did n- I did not know his offline name.

Copitz: Okay- no, that is his online name, is BraveryJerk.

Chris: Online, offline, [raspberry-like sound], what did I say. I-[Chris uses an extremely high-pitched and loud sing-song voice]I kept sayin' words!!

Copitz: How did you feel about the videos that he made?

[jump cut]

Chris: Uh, it is what it is, I just m'let it go, I'm cool.

Copitz: Yeah, yeah.


(1:19-2:28) Chris discusses Toys "R" Us and restaurants

[jump cut, Chris is now leaning forwards, reaching for a cup of tea]

Chris: Which tea is this again?

Carson: It's called iron oolong. It kinda tastes like, sweet, even without sugar.

[Chris laughs]

[jump cut, the tea is now being poured into Chris' cup]

Chris: That's good.

Carson: Oop, didn't get your hand, did I?

Chris: Nah, you're cool. [jump cut] Ha, could've been hotter.

[Copitz laughs]

Chris: Yeah, I like spicy things.

Copitz: Yeah, I like spicy th-

Carson: Hey, what's your favorite food, by the way?

Chris: Mmm. I like, uh, Mac and Cheese for longer time.

[jump cut]

Copitz: When you go- go out to eat at uh, at, at near Ruckersville, where do you normally go, do you come down to Charlottesville, or...

Chris: Uh, yeah, kinda here 'n 'ere, I mean, [jump cut] I just feel like it's cheap to just name McDonald's all the time, or KFC, or Taco Bell, [Copitz: Yeah, yeah] but I tell you what-[Copitz: Those are cheap, though] if I like it good, I might get something good from the [unintelligible] Buffet.

Copitz: Oh, yeah, uh- that's down near where Toys "R" Us is, right?

Chris: Yeah. [sigh] Stop the closing of the Toys "R" Us!

[Copitz and friends mock-scream in dismay]

Copitz: No! Not the Toys "R" Us!

[jump cut]

Copitz: You probably get a lot of your, your MLP stuff from [jump cut] Toys "R" Us, don't you?

Chris: Yeah, but's it's like, a lot of it's available online now, everyone's buying online [Copitz: [sucks teeth] Yeah.] Maybe KB will make a return, just like I heard on, uh, kind of a, news thing I s- read about, few weeks ago.

[jump cut]

Copitz: Yeah, it might- you know, that would actually be a good idea because it could pick up the business that Toys "R" Us, um, [Chris: Lost.] would have lost, yeah.

[jump cut]

(2:28-3:22) Copitz tells stories about Monster Energy and his friend Eric

Chris(to one of the friends): It was pretty good, by the way.

Carson: I know, I like it a lot.

[jump cut]

Copitz: I remember, I was here one time, and, and I, and I had a, I had a big, um, can of Monster Energy, and I tried combining it with the tea, but it just tasted like gross, warm Monster.

[They all laugh]

Chris: They make a tea for Monster, Monster Tea.

Carson: Oh, [unintelligible], I think it's called.

[jump cut]

Copitz: So you remember Eric [Shows a picture of Eric on the screen], my friend that, uh, that came to [Chris: Uh, yes.] your house, right? [Chris: Yes.] He-

[jump cut]

[The camera lurches awkwardly towards one of Copitz's friends]

Copitz: When he was taking the behind the wheel driving lessons, he went up to- to the Wal-Mart [phone buzzes] on 29 North. [Camera tilts around] Not the one in Ruckersville, but the one- [Chris: Alright.] the one near Charlottesville.

[jump cut]

[Copitz drinks some tea]

Copitz: Ooh, that is good. I like that.

[jump cut]

Carson: Eric was actually the one who showed me the [unintelligible]

Copitz: Oh, really. Shoutouts to Eric. [closeup of Eric's face]

[jump cut]

Copitz: So when he was driving- [jump cut] through the parking lot with his driver's instruction teacher and a couple of other students- [jump cut] he actually saw you. Uh, a while ago, he saw you, and he recognized you. So that- so that was, uh, exciting for me, and we were all jealous. [Chris and Copitz laugh] They got to see you.

[jump cut]


(3:23-3:43) Chris discusses people coming to her house

Copitz: What were you thinking when we came to your house? How often does that happen?

Chris: Uhh... [jump cut] Feel like I wanna say on average... maybe.. uh... once every few months?

[jump cut]

Copitz: Is it normally fans, or normally trolls?

Chris: Um... I'm not quite certain.

Copitz: Not- not sure? Maybe just people trying to- people that live in the area and just wanna meet an- an icon?

Chris: Yeah, kinda. [laughs]

[jump cut]


(3:44-5:54) Chris discusses Animal Crossing, Let's Play, and the GenoSamuel2 documentary

Chris: Hey, try the Hi-C! It's got mint in it, and it's really good.

Friend 3: [unintelligible]

Friend 4: There are many, huh?

Copitz: Yeah, there are a lot of 'em.

Chris: I like mint.

[jump cut]

Copitz: Um-

Chris: Minty Squirrel from Animal Crossing.

Copitz: Minty Squ- Yeah, you know, you did a lot of Animal Crossing stuff back in the day, didn't you?

Chris: Yeah.

Copitz: You made that Animal Crossing video for your parents? I thought that was really nice.

Chris: Yeah.

Copitz: Yeah.

Chris: And then I just did touring of what I had on my GameCube.

Copitz: Ah, right. Yeah. I- you kn- I remember people saying- I thought this was really cool- They said that you pioneered the Let's Play experience.

Chris: I did?

Copitz: Yeah, 'cause you did it- you, you like, you recorded yourself, um, you're y'know, commentating over gameplay before basically anybody else did on the Internet.

[Copitz plays 5:02-5:10 from Chris' Animal Crossing Documentary]

2003 Chris: -moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got- I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs.

[Video clip ends]

Copitz: So some people consider you the pioneer Let's Play.

Chris: Huh.

Copitz: That's pretty cool, isn't it?

Lee: That is pretty cool.

Chris: Okay, well that's news to me.

[Copitz and friends laugh]

Copitz: Yeah, I saw that ag- on the, um, do you know, the uh GenoSamuel2 documentary?

Chris: Mmm.

Copitz: Um, he's making this crazy long, comprehensive documentary, and I'd say it's very objective, he's not making fun of you in any way.

Chris: Mm.

[jump cut]

[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 10 is shown on the screen]

Copitz: He's on Part 10, and they're each 40 minutes, and he's only on like 2008, [Picture disappears from the screen] so it's like, it's like he's getting everything in there.

Chris: Ah, as much as he can, right?

Copitz: Yeah, yeah. H- how do you feel about it when people make, like, documentaries and stuff about you but they're not making fun of you?

Chris: Um, I feel abou- I kinda feel like, uh...

Copitz: You wish your past wasn't documented as much?

Chris: Uh, no, I don't wanna say that.

Copitz: Mm-hm.

Chris: Um, I just kinda wish I wasn't as- more famous than infamous [Copitz: Yeah, yeah, that's true.] for more of my good qua- more of my good traits, but I think they're all well noted, among which. I have faith in the goodness of people. And that's , uh, that's discounting and discrediting the obvious bad ones.

Copitz: Yeah, yeah.

[jump cut]

Copitz: Y- you've met some good people out there. I mean, we're here, right? You know. [Chris: Yeah.] Yeah, we're- we're trying [camera suddenly zooms in on Chris's torso] to be friendly. [all laugh]

[jump cut]

Lee: [unintelligible] cameraman?

[He's likely saying something along the lines of "Can I be the cameraman" because of Copitz's response and his later disappearance.]

Copitz: Yeah, you think you could help us- help me out here? Thanks, Lee.

(5:55-6:01) Interlude

[The same techno music plays, text is shown on the screen] 

Starting here, there is a lot of background noise that I did not realize was being picked up.
I apologize for this error.  That being said, please carry on and enjoy the rest.


(6:02-6:45) Chris discusses her favorite games

[The camera is now in a different position, revealing more of the room. Lee is gone from the frame, and is now the cameraman.]

Copitz: All right, we're good, we've got Lee as our cameraman now, so that's good.

[Chris laughs]

[jump cut, camera is zoomed in more]

Copitz: Um, so Chrischine[sic] was just saying off-camera that her favorite, uh, Sonic game was Sonic CD.

Chris: Yeah.

Copitz: Um, would that make that your favorite game of all time?

Chris: Uh...

Copitz: Or you like Animal Crossing or LittleBiGPlanet more?

Chris: I like, I like all the games I've played-

[Copitz starts getting up from his seat and reaches for the camera. As he touches it, there is a jump cut.]

[Copitz withdraws his hand from the camera]

Chris: -definitely earned, like up to a hundred percent of the trophies.

[someone laughs]

[jump cut]

Chris: I dunno about favorite game of all time, though. Mmm...[wipes face]...Although, big props to everything LittleBiGPlanet, especially everything on the PS3, 'cause I'm able to make my Sonichu costumes and play the game [Friend laughs] as Sonichu in a way.

Copitz: [Looks at camera] You- you still uh, kind of a big gamer? You play games a lot?

Chris: Yeah. Here and there, just when I- I do as I feel.

[jump cut]

The picture in question.


(6:46-6:56) Copitz shows Chris a picture

Copitz: I got this picture right here where somebody swapped our mouths and made Eric's head really big.

[The picture shows up on the screen]

[Chris and Copitz laugh]

Copitz: I'll put that up on screen.

Lee: Oh yeah, I saw those, too.

Copitz: You think that's funny?

Chris: Silly, yeah.

[jump cut]


(6:57-7:16) Chris talks about her typical day

Copitz: What is a typical, uh, 'CWC' day like?

Chris: Um... Well,I'm gettin' into something a bit more exercising. Going to Anytime Fitness, I am a member there.

Copitz: The one, uh, in Ruckersville?

Chris: Ehhhm... Not so much anymore, had to relocate, I'm not sayin' where.

[jump cut]

Chris: The one I'm going to, does- it's much farther... Yeah.

[jump cut]


(7:17-8:09) Chris talks about her jobs at Wendy's and Cutco Cutlery

Copitz: So you worked at the Wendy's in Ruckersville for a while, didn't you?

Chris:[nervously] Yeah.

Copitz: Wh- what was your experience like there?

Chris: Ehhh... Kinda hit-or-miss, [Copitz: Oof.] and I was still young... um... I felt like it [jump cut] just didn't quite suit me as well anyhow.

Copitz: Mm-hm.

[jump cut]

Copitz: Did you work anywhere else?

Chris: Uh... uh... No, not these days. Uh, but I did work one summer as a... representative of... Cutco Cutlery? But I- I treated it only as a summer job, so...

Copitz: Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[jump cut]

Copitz: Are you 36 now?

Chris: Uhf... Yes.

Copitz: 36.

[jump cut]

Copitz: We can still make the next [unintelligible].

Carson: Yeah.

Chris: It's a generation gap that can be a brrrrrridge. Like in a blidge[sic] dictionary, I'm making a bridge.

[Unsure of what Chris is actually doing here. I think he's trying to roll her 'R's, but if she is, he's doing it so badly that I can't tell.]

Copitz: Bridge.

[Chris moves her hand in a horizontal motion, supposedly imitating a bridge]

[Copitz and Chris fist bump, creating an explosion.]

[Copitz and Chris laugh]

Chris: There's a good bridge.

[jump cut]


(8:10-9:36) Chris talks about her name change and her favorite movies

Copitz: What was it, the um, the uh, the bear, at the, at the [unintelligible] Mall that gave you that name?

[Text is shown on the screen, accompanied by a doorbell-like sound effect.] 

*Referring to the name "Christian" here.*

Chris: Yep. Leonard... Bearstein.

Copitz: Leonard Bearstein.

[jump cut]

Carson: Do you have a favorite movie?

Copitz: Favorite movie.

Chris: Mary Poppins.

Copitz: Mary Poppins.

Chris:[odd voice] Supercalifragilisticexp-

[Copitz joins in]

Both Chris and Copitz: -ialidocious.

[jump cut]

Copitz: You ever go to the theater?

[jump cut]

Chris: Ehh, my friends, uh, took me there, t' see Pokémon: I Choose You

[The video cuts to a still from the movie, text laid on top:] 

POKEMON[sic]: I CHOOSE YOU SPOILER ALERT

SKIP TO 9:12 TO AVOID

Chris: Pikachu... talked to Ash, literally.

Copitz:[muffled by the tea he's drinking] Mmm?

Chris: An' it's like, "Pikachu!"- [Copitz: The whole movie?]- No, just one part - but it's like [Chris does an admittedly good impression of Ash from the Pokémon anime] "Pikachu! Why don't you get in your Pokéball?" an' he's like, [very high-pitched voice]"It's because..." [Copitz:[incredulously, looking at the camera] What?] "...It's because, I want to be with you."

Copitz: That happened in the movie?

Chris: [still using the high-pitched voice] Yeah.

[Copitz plays the clip from the movie]

Chris: The whole movie was quite good, we enjoyed it.

[jump cut]

Chris: [unintelligible mumbling, continuing in high-pitched voice] left. [unintelligible] to refill? Oh, no, we're still good. Ha.

Copitz: We're good, we're good.

Chris:[normal voice] It's like, almost half full, and I like being... optimistic.

[jump cut]

Copitz: You're a half-full kinda...

Chris: -person. Yeah. [strange, deep voice that is probably supposed to be an Optimus Prime impression] I'm an optimist. My name is Optimus.

Copitz: Optimus Prime

Chris: Optimist Prime.

Copitz: Optimist Prime.

[both laugh]

[jump cut]

(9:36-10:35) Chris rambles about bells and bananas

Copitz: I wanted to ask you how you feel about- [jump cut] - Richard Simmons.

[Copitz most likely meant Robert Simmons.]

Chris: Oh... yeah.

[jump cut]

Chris: Hearing his name definitely rings the bell.

Copitz: [sucks teeth] Yeah.

Chris: Rings the bell.

[Chris suddenly moves her head to her left shoulder, imitating a bell.]

Chris:[deep voice] Glung.

Copitz: Is that the troll bell?

[jump cut]

Copitz: What's that called, a gong, yeah.

[jump cut]

Chris: Yeah, no, I was actually thinking if a really big bell-

[They all start talking at the same time]

Carson: Oh, I got it.

Copitz: Oh, yeah, like a really big, like a really big, yep, like...

Chris: -like in a high tower.

Chris: Yeah, although, I think this one would probably have a crack in it . Not like the Liberty Bell, exactly, just like, you know, just a f- kind of a crack, because, I dunno, we're not perfect, we're all a little cracked somewhere.

Copitz: Yeah. [jump cut] Carson on his face.

[The camera zooms in on Carson, showing in more detail the bandages on his face.]

Carson: Yeah, ha ha, [jump cut] my face is destroyed.

[The camera zooms in on Chris's hands as she pours herself tea.]

Chris: W- we're all- [drops spoon] Whoops!

[The camera zooms back out]

Chris: Ha, there's a little fumble, but it wasn't an epic fail.

Copitz: Yeah. No, not an epic fail. Could've been an epic fail.

Chris: Yeah.

[jump cut]

Copitz: What's your opinion on Minions? How do you like Lee's Minion shirt he's wearing?

[A picture of Lee with a Minion shirt is shown on the screen.]

Lee: Probably, uh-

[Chris suddenly starts talking an an obnoxiously loud, nasal, and high-pitched voice. The camera starts zooming in on her face, and the audio is edited to be echoey, making Chris's outburst even more terrifying than it already was. It's hard to tell what's Copitz's editing, and what's just Chris.]

Chris:

AH, MINION, DEY SO FUNNY,
GNA GNA GNA, BANANA.
BANANA BANANA BANANA.
BANANA! MINANABANANA!
THBBPTHBPT!

[The camera mercifully zooms back out, the audio returning to normal.]

Chris: Uh, I not- I've seen the first Despicable Me movie.

Copitz: Yup.

[jump cut]


(10:36-12:11) Chris talks politics and Danger Dolan

Copitz: Th- this is kinda personal, you don't have to answer this, but, wh- what are maybe your political opinions? How do you feel about the President?

Chris: [stress sigh] I'm not, I'm not totally into politics, I'm kind of a neut- I'm kind of neutral, but I definitely wish that, uh, Obama could stay in office, [Copitz: Yeah.] but if it had to be what it had to be(?) then you know I voted for Hillary.

[jump cut]

Chris: -yeah, but instead we got Dona-[long gargling noise]-rump.

[Copitz laughs]

[jump cut]

Chris: An' I learned recently to roll my 'R's, an' it was by accident.

[Copitz laughs]

Chris: My tongue was in the right place, and I went with it.

[The gargling noise is apparently supposed to be rolling her 'r's, but it's not remotely like what it should be. It sounds more like an 'L' sound than an 'R' sound, and her tongue is definitely not "in the right place".]

[jump cut]

Chris: And, you know, Danger Dolan does it, ud, [odd voice] I am Danger Dolan, und today I'll be a [gargling noise] rater(?), and I will tell you the ['rolled 'r's"] treek(?). And why does he say it like 'trees', by the way, it's truth, not trees.

[jump cut]

Copitz: I was wondering, 'cause I saw- you know how, like, when somebody likes a Tweet, it shows up on your timeline sometimes, on Twitter?

Chris: Oh, yes.

Copitz: And I saw you- you liked one of Donald Trump's tweets.

Chris: [mumbling] Wait, you talkin' about, uh, earlier today, oh, yeah, it was like one having to do with the, er, the American people bein' held... over dere... in wherever it was.

[jump cut]

Chris: They're being released, they're coming back to America, they reunite with their... family. Of the White House.

Copitz: So you're just happy to hear it.

Chris: Yeah. I like good news. And Tara Strong shared dat link, by the way.

Copitz: Okay.

Chris: Tara an' I, we hate Trump, but we do like the good news, and good things in life.

Copitz: The good news. Well, you know, you gotta see the good in people sometimes, even if they're not so good.

Chris: [earsplittingly loud and high pitched voice] YEAH, EVEN TIMMY TURNER IS SO POSITIVE ALL THE TIME!

Copitz: That's, that's-

Chris: [continuing the voice] YEEEEAH, LOOK AT MY FAIRY GODPARENTS!

Copitz: That's Tara Strong.

Chris: [odd laugh] [normal voice] She's really awesome.

[jump cut]


(12:12-?) Chris talks about her Cutie Mark

Copitz: Lee, can you get in front of this right here? What is this, uh, [unintelligible] character?

[camera zooms up to something Chris is holding]

Chris: That's my cu- That's my Cutie Mark.

Copitz: Oh, okay, from, uh, My Little Pony.

Chris: Yeah, but it's my- it's my special Cutie Mark, I took multiple quizzes to find out what I be. I ended up being, you know, to make my OC pony Night Star. That's her Cutie Mark, an' she and I share da Cutie Mark.

Copitz: Oh, cool, okay.

Chris: Yeah, and of course, if I- if I ever went to Equestria though, I wouldn't beco- I would not become, a unicorn, I'd become an alicorn, because I'm a bit higher up, just- just because of my rule in Cwcville and everything, and that w- that was kind of a di- thing, because y'know, it was like- y'know, I cou- I only drew Nightstar because I was like: "I could draw myself whatev- whichever way I wanted, so, I was like EH? I'll spoil myself, and I, had felt like I had wings... on my shoulders... for quite a long time, even longer than tha- for quite a number of years.

Copitz: [Sings "I Believe I Can Fly by R Kelly."]

Chris: Just- just kind of an imagery of wings on my back.

Copitz: [Looks straight at the camera] We got a modern day R Kelly right here.

Chris: Modern day R Kelly?

Copitz: Woah, woah, woah- wait, wait- The good parts of R Kelly. [Laughs]

Chris: [Laughs and starts rapping] I don't know about that, but you could do a rap, and we can do this and that- gettin' go blip blap blip blap.

Copitz: There you go. R Kelly.

[Camera zooms in on Chris's face to finish the rap]

Chris: [Continues rapping] I'm not a rapper, but I'm here to say, that y'all can do it, as you'd like your way.

Copitz: Do you think maybe you- you'll get into voice acting, sometime?

Chris: Uh, possibly, if they- we get an anime show for Sonichu I'll voice myself and my son.

Copitz: Oh! That would be so cool!

Chris: And, y'know I would definitely want to make a deal with Funko for making some POP vinyl figures, of, myself and my family.

[General agreement noises]

Copitz: You've been let down by a lot of fake, uh...

Chris: People have been faking the, actual people, like Regis Fil Aime for one, yeah.

Copitz: Yeah, yeah, did you actually f- uh, fly out to Washington?

Chris: Nyooo.

Copitz: No, you didn't?

Chris: No, we didn't fall for that.

Copitz: It was funny, you drove out to...

Chris: Cleveland.

Copitz: To Cleveland. And then it was that, old worn down house?

Chris: Yeah.

Copitz: Not what you expected... not- not Julie, no.

Chris: Just a little old lady!~

Carson: Now you were talking about, voice acting Sonichu, what would Sonichu sound like?

Copitz: Oooh, that's a good question.

Chris: Uh, something close to the original, like, y'know, back in the adventures Saturday morning phase, somin- sounding like that, Um, ha! Robotnic totally got me with this, but nah, I ain't gonna be falled by that. Uh, but they're scratchin' rounders, I'm gonna go trip on them, hubre I am referring to the episode, rounder the genius. Which was the first episode of, Revenge of the Sonic the Hedgehog I had ever seen. It was the first time I'd heard Sonic's voice.

Lee: It's amazing that you can remember that.


Copitz: Yeah, yeah. Good memory. The first time you ever made, like... the news or the internet or anything was back, uh... when you were at the Fashion Square Mall and when you were- when you were younger. You won like a Sonic contest or something?

Chris: Oh, yeah. Its the Sonic watch and win sweepstakes, back in 92... and the grand prize was a thousand dollars shopping spree at KB Toy Store. We went and did the Saturday after my birthday, nineteen ninety fo.

Copitz: This is a nice place, this was a good choice. This was, uh, Christine's choice to meet here at the Tea Bazaar.

[Mutual agreement between everyone]

Chris:It is- it is a really lovely ambiance to it.

[More agreement noises]

Lee: (Points to a potted plant) Tree

Coptiz: Yeah

Carson: Yeah

Lee= Camera man Carson= Back 15:21

Coptiz: Who's your favorite character you've made? Um- probably Sonichu, but maybe other things- other than the main ones. Other than like, Sonichu, Rosechu?

Chris: Yeah. And it's- by the way, it's two syllables rose-chu.

Coptiz: Oh, Rose-chu. My bad, yeah, Rose-chu.

Chris: Yeah, uhm- of all of my- hmmm. Let me think a moment about that. If actually, I had to pick a favorite of that, I'd have to... give it to my recently revealed honey... Cryzel Rosechu.

Coptiz: Crzyel Rosechu? Is that, uh, who you're married too now, Cryzel Rosechu?

Chris: Yes.

Coptiz: There you go

Chris: And I'm also married to Magi-Chan.

Coptiz: How often do you just...get curious and look at some of the stuff people- people say about you online?

Chris: Ehh...I got mo- I got other things to worry about, so it's kinda like, uh...hit or miss, but... I've been finding a number of good lately, on the twitter. I'm on the lookout. And I half Sonichu and I'm quick like one. I find a bad comment and I report you down. I'm taking you down you damn haters.

Coptiz: Definitely quick like one, C-W-C.

Chris: Zip!

[Jump Cut]

Coptiz: (awkward laughing)

Chris: Gotta do the Z-position for lightning.

Coptiz: The Z-position? Sup- I don't knoww.

[Jump Cut]

Coptiz: Oh, you have two phones?

Chris: Look, I got- I might as well do it now. I got two... phones. One for my trolls and one for my homes.

[Jump cut]

Chris: One for the bullies and one for my friends.

[Jump cut]

Coptiz: Why do you actually have two phones?

Chris: Huh, old number, new number.

Coptiz: Oh, Okay.

[Jump cut]

Coptiz: This one of these ones that you're trying to sell?

Chris: Ah, no.

Coptiz: Ok

Chris: That's my old one. I g- I- cause I got these on a lease one, get one free offer at Sprint.

Coptiz: Oh, cool. Ok.

Chris: Yeah

[Jump cut]

Chris: Well I'm not putin- I- I'm not- An my... new number is staying offline.

Coptiz: offline. That's a good idea.

Lee: Good idea

Coptiz: Good idea. So it is- it is kind of like one phone for the trolls, isn't it?

Chris: Yeah. Yeah that... and do you know what song that I- there's actually as song called...

Coptiz: I've got two phones

Chris: Called...yeah. I don't remember the artist's name. I have the track on my playlist though.

Coptiz: I don't remember it either, but I remember when the song was going around.

[Jump cut]

Chris: Everybody go ring ring ring. Hh, except I have one- except I have the old one on silent.

Coptiz and Carson: Yeah

Chris: And the old- and the- the other ones on silent because of this too, but that's because of this.

Coptiz: Yeah

Carson: Yeah

Coptiz: That makes sense. 'preciate that.

[17:23]

Chris: When I won the [unintelligible] Saturday night!

[Jump Cut]

Chris: Ahh, pour a little Iron Lung, please. When. You notice ha.

[Chris and Coptiz laugh nervously]

Coptiz: So, one thing that, um- that its kind of like a reoccurring thing on the wikis that people make and stuff that-

Chris: Yeah-

Coptiz: they ki- they kind of call you like a big narcissist. What do you have to say about that?

Chris: W- I've eased- I've- lets say I've eased up. I definitely don't have much of an ego. I never thought I've... never actually in my- in my longer life span, for the most part though of myself better than anyone, although that can be misleading for the Chris in CWCville pfft. Mlat- But- But that's just old outdated stuff and-

Coptiz: Yeah-

Chris: we've- we've moved forward and-

Coptiz: I mean y- y-

Chris: and CWCville is SLGBTQ friendly.

Coptiz: Okay

Chris: And y- As now is for the straight and cis-gender supporters.

Lee: Oh

[18:30] [Jump cut]

Coptiz: That's me!

[Chris Laughing]

Coptiz: Woo-hoo! I'm welcome.

Chris: Yup. And I'm a bi... so I get a bi. Heh ha ha! That's a- that's- that's just a fun joke.




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Deleted scenes of Copitz's interview with Chris.


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2nd Visit and Ghost Hunt

On 22 March 2019, Copitz, along with two of his friends, went to visit Chris again. During this time, they went "ghost hunting" in the now abandoned DeJarnette Center for Human Development in Staunton, Virginia.


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See also

  • Xleepy, Copitz's friend and fellow YouTuber.

References

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458
  2. ↑ https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997967420575760384
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