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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,895 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ EVERY SINLE INDIVIDUAL, ALL OF YOU, ME! We are all perverts! Good, neutral, bad, light powered, evil, good, light powered, good, light power, neutral, bad, evil. That range, all of you, no matter what, we are all perverts! It's not that great. In fact, I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed of myself for being a pervert. And then I'm just ashamed of just people who are perverts and how they exhibit themselves and just there's too much sex on TV. There's too much sex media. I mean sure, it's fine and all, but if you don't want to have future generations be perverts, then why is this shit on the internet, on the TV, and everything? [stress sigh] But it is. So, what are we going to do about this? There has to be a way to tone this down or something. I don't know. Maybe I went into a rant there, but I'm staying a truth. I'm stating truth here. Alright? [sigh] ” Chris in C-Log 03182026.

Article of the Week C-Log 03182026 is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 18 March 2026. He is still curious about a supposed video he remembers titled "Chris-Chan Sucks" which he claims is from 2006, he had posted about it a month prior. Summary: Chris blames his past behavior on SSRI meds. Chris has been a bad person before. Chris is dumb sometimes. The CWCki needs to stop with the bigfoot photos. This supposedly isn't a rant video. We are all perverts. Chris is annoyed of leaked phone calls with theoretical exes. Chris gives a shoutout to Otaku King, seemingly keeping up with him and his videos (Chris tells him he can reach out). He is sorry about his phone. He asks us to help him out. Chris tripped and fell on 13 February due to being in a hurry, and he also stubbed his right toe. Bad luck! Chris came down with a cold last week and is still recovering. Prerecorded video will be posted on 20 March, and Chris will open more slots on Cameo soon.that it had given him diarrhea. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 24 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,643 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,635 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,068 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory; In 2008, Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED. (more...) In 2009,Christian posts a video message for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched? ... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!? ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson? ... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? ... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies? ... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation? ... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag? ... and that people actually buy it? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently March 2026. It has been... 35 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 74 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 2 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 18 March - Chris uploads C-Log 03182026. 6 March - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1. 27 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue. 24 February - Chris publishes Spiritual Love Day, February 24 and Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8. 23 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2. 21 February It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting I Reiterate‎‎ and several (but not all) posts relating to his redemption arc. Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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