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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,915 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ I have read your comments, and I am very disappointed. If you want to comment, comment like you were talking to me in person and face-to-face on Reddit, as well as on KiwiFarms. 😠⚡️ ” Chris on Reddit.

Article of the Week Lordsillynipples was a troll from ED who played a significant role in Christory during the years 2008 and 2009. She is considered one of the most important trolls in Christory, as she was one of the first to show the effectiveness of catfishing Chris with false sweethearts. She's most well known for being one of the people trolling Chris under the pseudonym Blanca, along with the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew, and obtaining nude photos of hims, including ones where he is wearing his mother's underwear. She is also known for being the original creator of the Man in the Pickle Suit, and providing Chris a photograph of Lee Hotti, claiming it to be of Clyde Cash. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 42 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,661 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,653 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,086 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris designed the cover for Christian's Favorite Hits! (more...) Did You Know... ... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville? ... and that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison? ... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh? ... and that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting? ... and that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College? ... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan? ... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend? ... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one? ... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day? ... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England? ... and that Chris also believes one of his ancestors sailed aboard the Mayflower? ... that Keffals is an enabler of Chris at least since the Second Coming? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently April 2026. It has been... 17 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 10 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 19 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 4 April - Chris posts CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You. 3 April - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance. 1 April - Chris posts a "confession" video. 29 March - Chris publishes CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose. 28 March - Chris livestreams Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. 22 March - Chris messages Geno Samuel, requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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