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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,910 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ Also, a special Thank You shout-out to the two fans who have gifted to me the Golden Beetle and Wingman and the @NintendoAmerica Switch 2 shown in this video. I will not dox them. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on X and Bluesky.

Article of the Week Obesity is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the United States of America, with about 73.6% of adults overweight and 42.5% obese. Among that 42.5% is Chris. Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as a slim, barrel-chested hero in his comics and in Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE, when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle". Furthermore, in his numerous dating profiles discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height. Another example of this was when he created a character for his comics named Sammy, whom Chris stated is based off him when he "temporary [sic] gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command", even though he has always been this way. Except, y'know, for the Ghost Command part. But that's a whole other problem. Further cementing his obesity, on 2 October 2011, Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on manboobs.co.uk. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 52 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,672 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,663 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,097 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris's first ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for PandaHalo? ... that this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL? ... that Chris got married... to five of his imaginary friends and an enabler-made OC? ... that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart? ... that a Forgiveness Blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack? ... that Uri Geller, a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training? ... that Chris is capable of taking care of himself? ... that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples? ... that Bob wanted Chris to shut that goddamn thing off? ... and that Chris was working on it!? ... that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently April 2026. It has been... 27 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 20 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 30 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 17 April Chris accidentally publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1, then quickly sets the video to private. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time and its subtitled version. 11 April - Chris uploads CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts. 4 April - Chris posts CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You. 3 April - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance. 1 April - Chris posts a "confession" video. 29 March - Chris publishes CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose. 28 March - Chris livestreams Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. 22 March - Chris messages Geno Samuel, requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki. 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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