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Quote of the Now “ Unavailable for personalized videos until 08/03/2026. "I’ll be back on later this year. Be safe and well, and go forth with that which is Light Powered, Holy and Good. ⚡️💙⚡️" ” Chris on Cameo

Article of the Week HarmonyCon is a brony convention in Dallas, Texas. In 2026, it took place at the Hyatt Regency Dallas hotel from 13-15 February. Chris attended in February 2026, although he was removed by staff on Day 1. Chris arrived dressed as the White Power Ranger and was spotted by one convention-goer wearing a full mask and not responding when his costume was complimented, likely trying to remain undetected. Chris's business cards were later noticed by con-goers at a free table the following day, which proclaimed himself to be undergoing a "redemption arc". At some point afterwards—roughly around 4:15 PM (CST)—Chris was escorted out by convention staff . As he was leaving, he gave a short speech to the onlookers recording, expressing his messiah complex and referring to his "light power". After the ban, Chris did not immediately comment on it on social media. Two days later, he began indirectly acknowledging it, when he complained of having had "a few rough times lately." However, by 16 February, Chris unleashed two social media rants. In the first, he commented about the Power Rangers costume he had worn, angry at people who had interpreted his "light power" speech as "white power". In the second, Chris (while roleplaying as God) demanded that every convention be welcoming of Chris and also ordered the con attendee who had supposedly "ratted Christine out" to apologize to Chris or else be sent to Hell. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 68 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,687 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,678 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,112 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris creates a video to urge his True and Loyal Fanbase to keep his Wikipedia article up, to keep any more VICIOUS LIES AND SLANDER from being spread across the internet. Of course, at this point, it would be far too late. (more...) In 2019, Copitz coincidentally ran into Chris at the downtown mall, and agreed to give him a ride. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? ... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase? ... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"? ... that Chris went to school on the short bus? ... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens? ... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject? ... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? ... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ... that the pickle man tricked Chris again? ... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places? ... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently May 2026. It has been... 42 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 35 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 45 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 1 May Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video and its subtitled version. Chris publishes Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going. 24 April Chris officially publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1 and its subtitled version. 17 April Chris accidentally publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1, then quickly sets the video to private. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time and its subtitled version. 11 April - Chris uploads CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts. 4 April - Chris posts CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You. 3 April - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 30 April - Chando Sings! from September 2008. 14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki. 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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