May 2012

Chris in May 2012 (See also: Norman Bates, who also became his mother).

May 2012 kicked off with Chris' tentative return to the internet amidst more of his egotistical shenanigans. These were primarily centered around his apparent victory over the trolls. "Tricking" them by announcing the return of the attraction sign at the mall and then figuring he would rather stay home playing vidya, has fueled the fires of his ego to the point of no return. It is worth noting that this month may be one of Chris' last before he is incarcerated following the events of 28 October 2011 if he is found guilty.

Events

Drawing of The Wallflower.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler: master of proportions. Note: People are watching them.

• 1 May: Chris posts another Facebook note, still gloating over him tricking the trolls over him being in the mall and reaffirms that he indeed lost his virginity, with an even stronger hint that it was a prostitute.
• 3 May:Chris changes his voicemail greetings, probably because the previous one sounded too threatening.
• 5 May: Chris posts a Facebook note in which he calls on the trolls to leave Anna alone and also says that he does see his mother in her. Additionally, an old drawing of Wallflower is released
• 6 May: A previously unseen drawing of Chris and Jackie having sex in a pool is released and Chris changes his voicemail message once again.

Chris claiming to have personal info of Mimms

• 8 May: Chris changes his Facebook profile picture.
• 9 May; A misplaced call between Chris and Kacey is dropped.