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'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often | '''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often overlooked, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]]. | ||
Chris probably established his first Facebook account in January 2008. It was reportedly hacked on 17 September of that year. On 31 May 2009, it was hacked again, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard. | |||
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]]. Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris, but two days later, his profile was deactivated. | |||
On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]]. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]]. | |||
==Chris's first Facebook account profile== | |||
This is presumably what his profile looked like at the time it was hacked in May 2009. | |||
===Basic Information=== | |||
Networks - Charlottesville, VA | |||
Sex - Male | |||
Birthday - February 24, 1982 | |||
Hometown - Ruckersville, VA | |||
Relationship Status - Single | |||
Interested in - Women | |||
Looking for - Friendship, Dating, A Relationship, Random play | |||
Political Views - Moderate | |||
Religious Views - Christian | |||
===Personal Information=== | |||
====Activities==== | |||
I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh card games. I also like anime, creating with Lego pieces, My Little Pony, Transformers, and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my Sonichu Site, http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube, and a Nintendo DS. | |||
I go to the Comic Game & Hobby Place, next to the Staples, across from the Omni Hotel (for Pokemon League) on Fridays 5:00 - 7:00 PM. | |||
And I am hangin' around at the University of Virginia's [text omitted] | |||
====Favorite Quotations==== | |||
Not a quote, but an astrological fact. I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. | |||
I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart. | |||
<3 :) | |||
====About Me==== | |||
I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from Manchester High School on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from PVCC with two Computer Aided Drafting & Design Degrees, May 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding smokers and drunks). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments. | |||
Not to brag, but I took two separate HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool! | |||
I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run. | |||
Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the John Tesh Radio Show. | |||
And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *Crystal*, alongside my Future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :) | |||
I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is [text omitted]. I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest, caring and will love me for who I am. | |||
==Notes From The Man Himself== | ==Notes From The Man Himself== | ||
{{See also|Early Facebook Posts|2012 Facebook Posts|2013 Facebook Posts}} | {{See also|Early Facebook Posts|2012 Facebook Posts|2013 Facebook Posts|2014 Facebook Posts|2015 Facebook Posts}} | ||
==Photos Commented on by Chris== | ==Photos Commented on by Chris== | ||
Revision as of 13:39, 5 February 2015
Facebook is Chris's other means of communication aside from MySpace on his Love Quest. While often overlooked, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.
Chris probably established his first Facebook account in January 2008. It was reportedly hacked on 17 September of that year. On 31 May 2009, it was hacked again, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard.
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet. Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris, but two days later, his profile was deactivated.
On 2 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal attraction sign. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently Anna. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the CWCki Forums, proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout 2012, he still feels the need to obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis.
Chris's first Facebook account profile
This is presumably what his profile looked like at the time it was hacked in May 2009.
Basic Information
Networks - Charlottesville, VA
Sex - Male
Birthday - February 24, 1982
Hometown - Ruckersville, VA
Relationship Status - Single
Interested in - Women
Looking for - Friendship, Dating, A Relationship, Random play
Political Views - Moderate
Religious Views - Christian
Personal Information
Activities
I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh card games. I also like anime, creating with Lego pieces, My Little Pony, Transformers, and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my Sonichu Site, http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube, and a Nintendo DS.
I go to the Comic Game & Hobby Place, next to the Staples, across from the Omni Hotel (for Pokemon League) on Fridays 5:00 - 7:00 PM.
And I am hangin' around at the University of Virginia's [text omitted]
Favorite Quotations
Not a quote, but an astrological fact. I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER.
I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart.
<3 :)
About Me
I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from Manchester High School on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from PVCC with two Computer Aided Drafting & Design Degrees, May 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding smokers and drunks). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.
Not to brag, but I took two separate HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool!
I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.
Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the John Tesh Radio Show.
And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *Crystal*, alongside my Future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)
I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is [text omitted]. I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest, caring and will love me for who I am.
Notes From The Man Himself
Photos Commented on by Chris
Photos commented on by Chris not uploaded by himself. Found through Facebook's graph search feature.
| Share | Link | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Crackle | https://www.facebook.com/crackle | 24 July 2013 |
| Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4? | http://bit.ly/futuregear | 24 July 2013 |
| LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot | http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16 | 5 August 2013 |
| My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray] | http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC | 7 August 2013 |
| Text | Video | Date |
|---|---|---|
| I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/Hdf2sRTLrX Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit | Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit | 12 March 2013 |
| PLEASE make it so that ALL DSi FlipNotes Saved on the SD memory card will be viewable, (@YouTube http://t.co/j9v8qMTIX6) | Nintendo Direct Mini -- 3.13.2013 | 13 March 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/zTOVtWBwax Siri The Comedian? | Siri The Comedian? | 23 May 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/mANkxGomF8 Welcome to Toro's Friend Network! | Welcome to Toro's Friend Network! | 4 June 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/imrwB8zmPj My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2 | My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2 | 13 June 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/cE8diaEBeT Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version) | Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version) | 13 June 2013 |
| Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy | Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy | 2 July 2013 |
| Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy | Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy | 3 July 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/e3IAiegija My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie HD | My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie (HD) | 7 July 2013 |
| Christian Weston Chandler shared a link. | Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2) | 22 July 2013 |
| My online rap sheet is worse than that, and yet it is very equal in how Others want to make me out to be, which I am not: a total "epic fail" or stupid. | MLP - Equestria Girls - Twilight montage of embarrassing | 7 August 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/nMs2yXTVPf Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD) | Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD) | 7 August 2013 |
Toro's Friend Network
| Text | Date |
|---|---|
| Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook. | 4 June 2013 |
| Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya. | 5 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 5 June 2013 |
| Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa. | 6 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 6 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 6 June 2013 |
| Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa. | 7 June 2013 |
| Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa. | 11 June 2013 |
| Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof! | 11 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 11 June 2013 |
| Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa. | 12 June 2013 |
| Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit! | 12 June 2013 |
| Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon. | 12 June 2013 |
| Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa. | 12 June 2013 |
#mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle
| Text | Date |
|---|---|
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pzFCf8NenG | 11 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/02CHyoAx3M | 12 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/wghhe9kxXX | 13 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pRlqbd7zp6 | 14 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/GiglbMxxwK | 15 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/jOAcUKh7UB | 16 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/EZGOrEbNf9 | 30 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/OgqJxu6Mln | 2 July 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/hsj9IavWaD | 3 July 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/1TVK2YcIgZ | 3 July 2013 |
iOS
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more recent photos also fuels this suggestion. [1]
The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one would assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement (never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost), he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before (which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens). According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.
Imgur
- Main article: 2013 Imgur Leak
On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and uploaded them on Imgur. The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 (as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was) but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted several people dead, and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill Mimms' girlfriend.
The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was Chris himself.
Gallery
Wall
Profile, Part 1
Profile, Part 2
Profile, Part 3
17-year-old Christina 1
17-year-old Christina 2
17-year-old Christina 3
Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
"Do I know you?" 1
"Do I know you?" 2
A screencap of Chris's page from July 2011.
Chris's page in 2012.
Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
Chris, now with head band.
New note about friend requests.
February leak Part 1
February leak Part 2
February leak Part 3
February leak Part 4
February leak Part 5
Full size Picture of Drawing.
Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
Facebook public note 2 (id.)
Another public note.
Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
The first brony speaks.
Chris's master trolling attempt.
Great Director is watching you.
Chris mocks Lucrid.
Chris fucked a hooker.
Chris white knighting Anna.
A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
Chris on Eastern Cuisine.
Chris whining after seeing My Little Pony related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
Chris approves of this depiction of GodJesus.
Chris continues to make Dr. Robotnik unfunny.
Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".
Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.
No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.
Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.
Nice to see Legos haven't gone anywhere.
Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
Chris uses Garnier Fructis Shampoo and Conditioner.
Timeline cover art
An Appeal to Humanity.
Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
Lego Chris is reaching the heavens...
...and doesn't succeed.
Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
Chris whining about Equestria Girls.
The iDea Book Case
U Gotta Believe!
Go Lancers!
A photo of Mark Cuban Chris uploaded on 15 August 2013. Which does not contribute to the riddle so far.
Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.
Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.
Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.
Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.
Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.
Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.
Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.
Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.
Chris's absurd riddle.
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See also
References
External links
- Current Facebook profile (CwcvilleGuardian)
- Imgur Account
- Backup of the Imgur album (Last updated 6/29/13 tell me on my talk page if more has been added to the Imgur album and this backup is no longer up to date.)
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