2015

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

2015 is the seventh year of organized trolling. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident where his house burned down last year, Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. However, this bit of good news is completely tarnished by what had transpired mere days before the turn of the new year: Due to the events of December 2014, Chris could be spending most of this year in prison, a threat that loomed over his head once before. However, unlike last time, Chris neither has a decent attorney nor a (mostly) clean slate to fall back on, which makes the outlook of this year fairly grim.

Events of 2015

• Sometime during the course of year, Chris will have been married to Lovely Weather and participated in a medical study to cure homosexuality, as predicted in Sonichu 10. With the year slowly creeping in and little sign of this actually happening, it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
• Chris could be serving time in prison due to his recent incarceration and the January Mal-Wart incident. Depending on the outcome of his trial on February 5th, whether or not this is true is up for speculation. But, you can rest assured, Chris will most definitely paint himself as the victim, and not the person he assaulted.

January

• As of December 2014, Chris had also announced that he would be moving back to the recently renovated 14 Branchland Court, possibly within the course of the month or early January.

February

• As of December 29th, the trial for the GameStop incident has been continued and the next court date is set for February 5th.