Da Update (CWC-ism)
Dialogue used by Christian, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound laid-back and casual, in the pages of Sonichu 7. As Chris's fans have searched the internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest failure Chris has committed."
Hey Guys! What's da update?
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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03 May 2009
Chris makes a video complaining about the removal of his Wikipedia article and reaching, desperately, for good things to say about himself. Additionally, Chris's letter to Unilever video is removed from Youtube for terms of use violation.
01 May 2009
Chris, looking unusually dapper, posts yet another extremely creepy video where he tells Ivy his ideal plan for when she arrives in Virginia, all while talking to her like she's a dog. He wastes no time getting right into the sexual stuff. He also posts an extremely homophobic video wherein he admonishes da homos for using AXE body spray, citing the commercials as an example that said body spray is only to be used by straight men to attract straight women. He then posts another video of him reading a letter he plans to mail to Unilever about this "issue".
Chris also attempts to make a [on Wikipedia] about himself to counter the ED page's "lies." It is promptly removed.
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