Facebook

His friends list has hit the number of the Beast.

Facebook is Chris's other means of communication aside from MySpace on his Love Quest. While often looked over, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.

On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard.

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet.

Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal attraction sign. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently Anna. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the CWCki Forums, proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout 2012, he still feels the need to obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis.

Notes From The Man Himself

Facebook Shares and Likes

Share	Link	Date
Crackle	https://www.facebook.com/crackle	24 July 2013
Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4?	http://bit.ly/futuregear	24 July 2013
LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot	http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16	5 August 2013
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray]	http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC	7 August 2013

YouTube related

Text	Video	Date
I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/Hdf2sRTLrX Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit	Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit	12 March 2013
PLEASE make it so that ALL DSi FlipNotes Saved on the SD memory card will be viewable, (@YouTube http://t.co/j9v8qMTIX6)	Nintendo Direct Mini -- 3.13.2013	13 March 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/zTOVtWBwax Siri The Comedian?	Siri The Comedian?	23 May 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/mANkxGomF8 Welcome to Toro's Friend Network!	Welcome to Toro's Friend Network!	4 June 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/imrwB8zmPj My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2	My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2	13 June 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/cE8diaEBeT Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version)	Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version)	13 June 2013
Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy	Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy	2 July 2013
Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy	Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy	3 July 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/e3IAiegija My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie HD	My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie (HD)	7 July 2013
Christian Weston Chandler shared a link.	Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2)	22 July 2013
My online rap sheet is worse than that, and yet it is very equal in how Others want to make me out to be, which I am not: a total "epic fail" or stupid.	MLP - Equestria Girls - Twilight montage of embarrassing	7 August 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/nMs2yXTVPf Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)	Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)	7 August 2013

Toro's Friend Network

Text	Date
Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook.	4 June 2013
Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya.	5 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya.	5 June 2013
Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa.	6 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya.	6 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya.	6 June 2013
Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa.	7 June 2013
Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa.	11 June 2013
Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof!	11 June 2013
Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya.	11 June 2013
Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa.	12 June 2013
Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit!	12 June 2013
Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon.	12 June 2013
Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa.	12 June 2013

#mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle

Text	Date
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pzFCf8NenG	11 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/02CHyoAx3M	12 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/wghhe9kxXX	13 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pRlqbd7zp6	14 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/GiglbMxxwK	15 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/jOAcUKh7UB	16 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/EZGOrEbNf9	30 June 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/OgqJxu6Mln	2 July 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/hsj9IavWaD	3 July 2013
I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/1TVK2YcIgZ	3 July 2013

iOS

On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more recent photos also fuels this suggestion. ^[1]

The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one would assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement (never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost), he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before (which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens). According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.

Imgur

Main article: 2013 Imgur Leak

On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and uploaded them on Imgur. The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 (as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was) but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted several people dead, and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill Mimms' girlfriend.

The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was Chris himself.

Gallery

Wall
Profile, Part 1
Profile, Part 2
Profile, Part 3
17-year-old Christina 1
17-year-old Christina 2
17-year-old Christina 3
Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
"Do I know you?" 1
"Do I know you?" 2
A screencap of Chris's page from July 2011.
Chris's page in 2012.
Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
Chris, now with head band.
New note about friend requests.
February leak Part 1
February leak Part 2
February leak Part 3
February leak Part 4
February leak Part 5
Full size Picture of Drawing.
Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
Facebook public note 2 (id.)
Another public note.
Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
The first brony speaks.
Chris's master trolling attempt.
Great Director is watching you.
Chris mocks Lucrid.
Chris fucked a hooker.
Chris white knighting Anna.
A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
Chris on Eastern Cuisine.
Chris whining after seeing My Little Pony related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
Chris approves of this depiction of GodJesus.
Chris continues to make Dr. Robotnik unfunny.
Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".
Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.
No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.
Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.
Nice to see Legos haven't gone anywhere.
Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
Chris uses Garnier Fructis Shampoo and Conditioner.
Timeline cover art
An Appeal to Humanity.
Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
Lego Chris is reaching the heavens...
...and doesn't succeed.
Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
Chris whining about Equestria Girls.
The iDea Book Case
U Gotta Believe!
Go Lancers!
A photo of Mark Cuban Chris uploaded on 15 August 2013. Which does not contribute to the riddle so far.
Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.
Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.
Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.
Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.
Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.
Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.
Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.
Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.
Chris's absurd riddle.