Anna McLerran

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Anna McLerran
Information
Name	Anna Elizabeth McLerran
Date of birth	(1985-07-30) July 30, 1985
Gender	Female
Religion	Mormon
Race	White
Nationality	American
Occupation	Pac Sun employee (former)
Saga	ED, Second Exile, Catherine, Idea Guy

Anna Elizabeth McLerran is a gal pal and white knight who met Chris through her job at the Pac Sun in the Charlottesville Fashion Square. Chris was brought to her attention when, during the Love Quest era, he started advertising himself in front of the store. This inspired her short story The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer, published early in 2005 on her blog.

Soon after publishing the story she befriended Chris. Chris made romantic advances towards her until she told him she was a Mormon and a lesbian, even before coming out to family, in order to rebuff his advances. Chris refers to her as proof that he can be friends with homosexuals.

In summer 2005, Chris helped to throw Anna a surprise party for her 20th birthday along with her other friends. Soon after this Anna moved to Salt Lake City, Utah with her family. Since then her relationship with Chris has been mostly long-distance, although a picture of her with Barbara from August 2016 shows that she has visited the Chandlers on at least one occasion since then. Apparently Chris did not learn that Anna was a lesbian until after her move, indicating that he still saw her as a potential girlfriend even when she was living across the country from him.

According to Anna, she has a form of autism. In a letter dated 22 October 2021, Chris also claimed she is autistic.

Protection of Chris

After Christian discovered The Crazy Pacer story on Encyclopedia Dramatica, Anna felt a need to defend Chris against the internet at large. In a textbook case of white knighting, she edited Chris's ED page. Anna added a new section to the article:

“	I wrote that blog back when I didn't know Chris personally. I got to know him soon after that, and we became real friends. He's a really nice guy, with a great sense of humor. Yes, to the outsider he is quirky, and some of his actions and the things he says can be funny, but at the same time he cares deeply about his friends, and all the other good stuff nobody looking at this page wants to hear about. I just wanted to put that out there, though, since I obviously can't permanently delete the blog inclusion. I'll just have to wait until this whole website is shut down for good.	”
Note from Anniebannany

This passage was so masturbatory that ED users assumed Chris himself wrote it, and it was credited accordingly. However, in December 2009, Anna admitted to writing the article section herself. It is unknown why she had actually befriended him, but according to her, her intentions were pure.

“	C-Chan continues to crack me up with his antics. I know he's straight, but LAWD. If that boy would just heed even a few of my warnings, I flatter myself to think he'd go far.	”
Anna (clearly delusional)

On the night of 5 December 2009, socialite Nicole Richie tweeted an infamous leaked picture of Christian in his mother's underwear to troll faux-punk guitarist Benji Madden. Anna replied asking that the picture be taken down, "nooo!! that's my friend christian!! you should take this down...he's autistic and does whatever the internet tells him to do :(". Anna went on to criticize the CWCki and other sources about Chris, claiming that "there is very little truth to anything those websites say about him. trust me on this one. he is an awesome guy in real life. super nice."^{[citation needed]} This is all very amusing when you consider her initial reaction to seeing the picture: "WHAT THE FUCK hahahahahhahahahaaha he's getting so famous!!"

In April 2012, after Chris's Facebook status about his claims to losing his virginity became public, Anna (using the name Fighta Jet Lopez) lashed out against trolls, and tried to offer Chris advice about befriending people online that he didn't know in real life.

Needless to say, Anna isn't popular amongst the troll community, since she not only remains a staunch defender of Chris' antics, but is also pretty delusional, especially when the evidence of Chris' own mental instability is practically hitting her right in the face. Like Christian's parents, Anna is an enabler, albeit an indirect one, who opts to tell Chris what he wants to hear instead of what he should hear. For example, in a response to Chris's complaining about fan-made My Little Pony videos on his Facebook page on June 26th, 2012, she had this to say:

“	"I'm still amazed at how so many people think they can justify baiting and trolling an autistic man by calling him naive or saying he deserves it for _____. There is nothing you could do, Christian, that would make you deserve ANY of this treatment."	”
Anna, again, clearly delusional

Twitter ramblings about Chris

Following Anna's Facebook responses to Chris's loss of virginity, she saw an influx of trolls trying to befriend her on Facebook and follow her on Twitter. Despite voicing her hostility to the people who were following her only because they were trolling Chris, she continued to talk about him and them. Anna has since set her Twitter to private.

Text	Day	Time
I'm fed up with the way people have treated my friend over the years. He doesn't deserve the hand life dealt him, and it's stopping now.	12 April 2012	10:37 PM
dear fat, ugly manchildren constantly trying to add me on facebook to screencap my interactions with christian: you are all getting blocked.	13 April 2012	9:23 PM
and a special fuck you to any of you cunts who follow me on twitter purely in case i say something about chris.	13 April 2012	9:24 PM
so much negativity...some people need to go live their own lives! well actually, everyone needs to. ha	15 April 2012	12:10 AM
tell me, basement dwellers, what are you hoping to accomplish with this? i'm a bit too evolved to take your bait. get a life, please.	15 April 2012	1:45 PM

Chris dons the armor

On 5 May 2012 Chris and Anna reversed roles when he posted a Facebook note in which he played the part of the white knight:

“	She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. [...] Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my mom at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a friend. Aim your shit towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.	”
Chris

Chris has stood up for Anna in the past as well. On 14 March 2010 he wrote a blog post on the CWCipedia asking the CWCki's webmaster to remove from her website all mentions of Anna's name (and of the names of several other acquaintances of his) in the same way all mentions of The Wallflower's real name were removed from the CWCki.

Disagreement with Chris

On 28 March 2013, Chris posted the following to his Facebook account, complaining about media coverage of the historic Hollingsworth v. Perry Supreme Court deliberations:

“	Another thing that really Grinds My Gears: I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!	”
Chris on Facebook

Anna criticized Chris's logic:

“	it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays	”
Anna

The next day, Chris responded:

“	Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?	”
Chris, not making any sense whatsoever

As seen above, Chris's reply was nothing but an incoherent red herring, completely side-stepping the original question of why it was right for lesbians to marry and not right for gay men to. The real answer, of course, is because, to Chris, gay men are disgusting and lesbians are hot.

Anti-troll plea to Catie

Anna attempted to stop the troll sweetheart Catie from further influencing Chris. Unfortunately, Chris had met Catie at that point and was completely infatuated - Anna was fighting a losing battle. Her last‐ditch attempt to dislodge Catie was an attempted appeal to Catie's humanity:

You really need to leave Christian alone. It's so painfully obvious to anyone on the outside that you have a fake profile specifically designed to troll him. Just about every paragraph holds a clue against you. The fake license was a pathetic effort, but one you knew would work well enough on someone naive. Too bad you used the wrong font, didn't match the background color, made your fake signature longer than the signature box would allow, and forgot to put the second signature over the picture. I don't care what you're hoping to get out of this--whether you want to troll him to do something funny, or simply get him to trust you to ultimately help him. You are doing far more damage than you think. You're messing with an autistic man who simply won't see the truth because he wants the lie so badly. And that's sick. You're not just messing with him, though--you're messing with his mom, and you're messing with me. Whatever your opinion of his mom is, it doesn't give you the right to break her heart either. She doesn't deserve to be given false hope that maybe her son HAS found a soul mate and WILL be taken care of after she's gone. Because that's her greatest fear, and you're playing on it like a predator. So just stop. I know you're probably pretending to be upset with him right now so that you'll get him desperate enough to do whatever you tell him. It's obscene. Let it go, walk away. Delete the fake accounts, and never do anything like this again.

Gallery

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  A seemingly innocent party…

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  …with cards…

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  …the close company of friends…

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  …cake…

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  …(too hard to tell)…

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  …aaaaaaaaaand here's Chris.

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  One of these people is more awkward than the others.

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  Yes, she was smiling, but you can see that on the inside she was dying.

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  "Modest Manna", a Mormon My Little Pony based on Anna.

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  Oh fuck, go back

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  Anna with Barb, August 2016. Posted to Anna's Facebook.

References

Encyclopedia Dramatica Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Jason Kendrick Howell Vikivil Evan Christopher George Kathleen Daniel Mimms Anna McLerran	Discovery on the Something Awful Forums ED Edits 4-cent garbage.com Evan E-mails	CWC's Second Message Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!! Sonichu Episode 17
Coinciding Sagas: Megan

Catherine Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Catherine Sorrentino Thetan (Rebeckah Bentley • Renee) Cousin Al Colin Marvin Shaina Anna McLerran	Catherine E-mails Colin Chats (1 • 2) Open Relationship E-mails Rebeckah Bentley E-mails	Applebee's Date IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court Rental House Tour I Love You, Catherine Apology Letters Three-Quarter Woman Taint Piercing
Coinciding Sagas: Sonic Boom