May 2010
May 2010 seemed to be starting off with a whimper. Chris's radio silence seemed to have continued even after the uploading of the UNTRUE and DISHONEST versions of Sonichu 11. Many were proven wrong when Chris finally reappeared, boasting proudly that he had been able to disconnect the Wi-Fi Antenna from his Playstation 3, not realizing the damage he had done.
On 8 May, Chris won 4 tickets to an extreme sports rally. He called up Rocky to see if anyone in the young adult social group would want to go with him, but no one ever called back. Seeing as no one was going to go with him, he scalped three of the tickets and sat alone in the stadium next to a "lovey-dovey" couple while watching people with a far greater amount of success than him perform feats of acrobatics on motorcycles. After watching the events, Chris returned home lonely and upset, and made a video, wherein he is closer than ever to realizing how big of a fuck-up he really is, but, unsurprisingly enough, he blames all of his current troubles on a conspiracy he believes the Greene County School Board have staged against him.
Events of May 2010
- 1 May - the Sysop finally removes the Twitter feed from the CWCipedia page.
- 5 May - Chris uploads a new video, in which he reveals he removed the Wi-Fi Antenna from his PS3, then shows off his "pimped out" PS3 Keyboard.
- 8 May - Chris goes to see the EXTREME ACTION SPORTS at John Paul Jones arena in Charlottesville with one of the four tickets he won on the radio.
- 8 May - Chris uploads a new video in which he discusses his experience with the Greene County School Board after getting kicked out of his high school.
- 9 May - Clyde Cash leaks a zip file of revisions to Chris's current OkCupid profile directly to the CWCki
- 12 May - A challenger appears. During the short-lived Jackie saga, a noble
trollwoman by the name of Sydney, most likely under the direction of Clyde Cash, attempts a trolling of Chris, but unfortunately comes up short. Chris's heart level remains intact.